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Oubliettes
10/16/22 7:00:41 PM
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if youre tryna load up the broad side of a knife with so much jelly it just slides off and you gotta go for two good spoonfuls, you not making a sandwich, thats a peanut butter and jelly donut

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LeCh0nk
10/16/22 7:02:52 PM
#52:


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That's why you use the knife to sort of pour the jelly on the bread from the jar.

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Bishop_Hastur
10/16/22 7:09:53 PM
#54:


One knife used for the peanut butter and to cut the sandwich into strips for ease of dunking. I'll also need one spoon for the jelly.

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LeCh0nk
10/16/22 7:10:21 PM
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Are you using grape juice or something?

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Zonbei
10/16/22 7:15:02 PM
#56:


Oubliettes posted...
question to all the 1 voters
are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?

You do the jelly first and then rinse the knife off. This isnt rocket science

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Zonbei
10/16/22 7:16:19 PM
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Tell me you dont understand how to use a knife without telling me you dont understand how to use a knife. Or like. Physics

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Octans
10/16/22 7:16:26 PM
#58:


Does no one put regular butter on their pbjs?


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Oubliettes
10/16/22 7:17:29 PM
#59:


Zonbei posted...
You do the jelly first and then rinse the knife off. This isnt rocket science

if thats how you make a pbj clearly rocket science wouldnt be your forte to begin with

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Popcorn2000
10/16/22 7:17:58 PM
#60:


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Zonbei
10/16/22 7:19:34 PM
#61:


Oubliettes posted...
if thats how you make a pbj clearly rocket science wouldnt be your forte to begin with

What? You put jelly on bread. You rinse the knife. You dry the knife with your clean hand towel or a paper towel or just shake it off, who cares. You put peanut butter on bread. Whats the problem here

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MorbidEngel
10/16/22 7:20:01 PM
#62:


I use one. I spread the peanut butter, then scoop jelly out with a spoon (because I find a knife ineffective getting that stuff out), plop it on the sandwich and use the same knife to spread that.

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CE_gonna_CE
10/16/22 7:31:13 PM
#63:


Jelly first, get as much off on the bread that you can. Then quickly rinse the knife off and dry with a small piece of paper towel. Then PB.

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uwnim
10/16/22 9:00:46 PM
#64:


What the fuck is this putting jelly directly on the bread nonsense. Jelly belongs on peanut butter, not on the bread. Without a layer to protect the bread, the jelly soaks in and gets gross.
Octans posted...
Does no one put regular butter on their pbjs?
That sounds like a european thing.

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Stagmar
10/16/22 11:06:08 PM
#65:


1 knife. Spread jam on one piece of bread. Wipe knife off on other piece of bread. Spend peanut butter on brad. Make sandwich. Eat.

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Evening_Dragon
10/16/22 11:12:48 PM
#66:


Will_VIIII posted...
What would a 3rd one be used for?
My brioche isn't gonna slice itself.

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SuperShake666
10/16/22 11:15:51 PM
#67:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
1 knife, I use squeeze jelly

This is the correct answer.

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Octans
10/16/22 11:29:48 PM
#68:


uwnim posted...


That sounds like a european thing.

It's not a replacement for the peanut butter. You just butter your bread before putting peanut butter and jelly on each piece. In fact it sounds like it would solve your issue of jelly soaking the bread by being a buffer layer.

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DD_Divine
10/16/22 11:31:20 PM
#69:


Oubliettes posted...
question to all the 1 voters
are you contaminating your pb jar with jelly or your jelly jar with PB?

no I use a paper towel to clean my blade

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jdb78
10/16/22 11:33:09 PM
#70:


1. Apply Jelly
2. Rinse and wipe off knife
3. Apply Peanut Butter
4. ???
5. Profit
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A_Good_Boy
10/16/22 11:34:22 PM
#71:


uwnim posted...
What the fuck is this putting jelly directly on the bread nonsense. Jelly belongs on peanut butter, not on the bread. Without a layer to protect the bread, the jelly soaks in and gets gross.
How much jelly are you using on your sandwiches? At some point you're just being excessive.

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DD_Divine
10/16/22 11:34:30 PM
#72:


jdb78 posted...
1. Apply Jelly
2. Rinse and wipe off knife
3. Apply Peanut Butter
4. ???
5. Profit

how do you put the jelly on first


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Chadawah
10/16/22 11:43:08 PM
#73:


Scoop both out with hands, mix in hands, roll into sausage shape, fold bread in half like hot dog bun, and eat it on my way to Kmart to get some Joe Boxers sticky.
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KainWind
10/16/22 11:46:18 PM
#74:


Who is sticking a knife in their jelly?

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Oubliettes
10/17/22 12:52:39 AM
#75:


KainWind posted...
Who is sticking a knife in their jelly?

whats the difference between jelly and jam

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Tobi011
10/17/22 12:56:48 AM
#76:


0 because I hate deep rooted hatred of peanut butter.
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uwnim
10/17/22 6:23:59 AM
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Octans posted...
It's not a replacement for the peanut butter. You just butter your bread before putting peanut butter and jelly on each piece. In fact it sounds like it would solve your issue of jelly soaking the bread by being a buffer layer.
I know it isnt a replacement. But the only people Ive known whod use both peanut butter and butter have been from over there.
A_Good_Boy posted...
How much jelly are you using on your sandwiches? At some point you're just being excessive.
Not much, too much jelly gets messy. But it isnt the quantity thats the issue. The issue is that bread can absorb jelly.


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DuuuDe14
10/17/22 6:44:58 AM
#78:


At work I used two different spreaders and one knife to cut the sandwich into two halves.

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texanfan27
10/17/22 9:44:30 AM
#80:


1 cause my wife doesnt like peanut butter and the jelly was my pick. So I can continued if I want to.

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lww99
10/17/22 9:46:20 AM
#81:


KiwiTerraRizing posted...
1 knife, I use squeeze jelly

the obvious answer here, folks. Why do it any other way?

pro tip, pb goes on both pieces of bread.

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