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Heartomaton
10/15/22 5:08:35 PM
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He crop-dusts you with an ethereal fart and disappears, never to be seen again.

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MarcoRubio
10/15/22 5:10:25 PM
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Huh, I made that wish like 20 years ago. He's late as fuck. But respect for finally getting around to it.

Then I go back to sleep.

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IShall_Run_Amok
10/15/22 5:14:29 PM
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I've been looking for an excuse to call out from work, and this is a pretty good one.

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SauI_Goodman
10/15/22 5:15:34 PM
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Jeez i dont even remember him dying. It was during covid too i thought it would be a big deal. Or maybe there was so many celebrity deaths that year it got brushed under the rug.

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Disengaged
10/15/22 5:18:08 PM
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That would require Sean Connery to be dead.

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How the fuck was THIS how I found out?

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Heartomaton
10/15/22 5:45:19 PM
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This night you will be butt-blasted by threeeee ghooooostsss...

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MarcoRubio
10/15/22 5:47:09 PM
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So who will the other two be? Meatloaf and Oliver Platt?

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Heartomaton
10/15/22 5:47:47 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
So who will the other two be? Meatloaf and Oliver Platt?

David Bowie and Betty White.

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Heartomaton
10/15/22 5:53:24 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Huh, I made that wish like 20 years ago. He's late as fuck. But respect for finally getting around to it.

Then I go back to sleep.

Wait a minute... you wished that the ghost of Sean Connery would fart on you almost two decades before he died?

That may go a long way towards explaining why it didn't happen for a long time.

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