Current Events > Obese Incel hires hot, attractive lookalike to pose as him during HS Reunion.

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Bitter_Virgin
10/14/22 1:30:12 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRM_QNvp9E

The lookalike is hot, fit, can play guitar etc. How long can you last without cringing?

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Bitter_Virgin
10/14/22 1:30:58 PM
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The most depressing part is his high school crush knew there was no chance in hell he could be that cool and figured it was someone else.

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CRON
10/14/22 1:31:25 PM
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Actually giving a shit about your high school reunion is pretty pathetic tbh
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DKBananaSlamma
10/14/22 1:35:23 PM
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CRON posted...
Actually giving a shit about your high school reunion is pretty pathetic tbh
this lol

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IdiotMachine
10/14/22 1:36:59 PM
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tag lol

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/22 1:37:08 PM
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Most didn't give a shit about me in high school.

I mean I wasn't bullied, just ignored.

So why would I care or fuck with some reunion.

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LordMarshal
10/14/22 1:37:22 PM
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Literally just ignoring it is much cooler.

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I4NRulez
10/14/22 1:41:54 PM
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CRON posted...
Actually giving a shit about your high school reunion is pretty pathetic tbh

i thought the big reunion thing was a TV sitcom thing only. That's the only place i've seen it happen lol.

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Fony
10/14/22 1:42:52 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRM_QNvp9E

The lookalike is hot, fit, can play guitar etc. How long can you last without cringing?

Why hire someone instead of spend literally a couple months getting in shape???? Especially if it's another bald guy that LOOKS like you anyway. Lmao.

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Bitter_Virgin
10/14/22 1:44:01 PM
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CRON posted...
Actually giving a shit about your high school reunion is pretty pathetic tbh
It's okay. No one would actually invite you to your high school reunion.

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Pepys_Monster
10/14/22 1:56:40 PM
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This makes me wish I actually went to my 10 year reunion.

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PesticideDream
10/14/22 2:01:53 PM
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Reunions made sense in the days before social media. But now? What's the point? Anyone you want to actually keep in touch with you can find online. But I still think they're pretty stupid. You're an adult now, move on from high school already. It just seems really silly to try to desperately impress people you probably haven't seen for 10 or more years.
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CRON
10/14/22 2:02:49 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
It's okay. No one would actually invite you to your high school reunion.
You say this like it's supposed to be a zinger, or make me feel bad.
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Bitter_Virgin
10/14/22 2:07:16 PM
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CRON posted...
You say this like it's supposed to be a zinger, or make me feel bad. This isn't an episode of a sitcom from 1995. Nobody gives a shit about reunions.
You try to pretend like you don't care but your whiny posts show that you very much do care what others think about you. You would definitely secretly want to go and wonder what your old classmates would think of you. You can cut the bullshit now.

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NoxObscuras
10/14/22 2:14:48 PM
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Seems interesting. I'll watch it later when I'm not at work lol.

And plenty of older generations still do high school reunions. My mom just went to her high school reunion in September. But she's in her 60's.

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CRON
10/14/22 2:18:33 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
You try to pretend like you don't care but your whiny posts show that you very much do care what others think about you. You would definitely secretly want to go and wonder what your old classmates would think of you. You can cut the bullshit now.
I have zero interest in going to a high school reunion because that's some unnecessary boomer shit.
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ReDaZnDraGoN97
10/14/22 2:24:12 PM
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yeah reunions definitely lost their appeal on the age of social media

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Forest_Temple
10/14/22 2:24:43 PM
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Chad Cron vs Bitter Virgin
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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/22 2:28:20 PM
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Honestly I never understood how Reunions work?

In my town unless someone moved 1,000s of miles away you knew what your high school peers were doing and how their lives are.

In a random gas station you'll be like how ya been... everything's OK?

Less a ass and more civil.

They didn't move to California trying to be the next Bill Gates because of some computer education.

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Ratchetrockon
10/14/22 2:29:08 PM
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So cool

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celestia3
10/14/22 2:32:42 PM
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I'd have liked to go to my reunion, but the school didn't inform anyone (apparently it's the former class president's job to organize these things???) and didn't rent us any space. It ended up being about 30 people at a big table at a bar and I couldn't make it because I was 3,000 miles away on short notice.

Even with social media, they seem fun. There are lots of people I'm not connected to on social who I wouldn't mind seeing or totally forgot. They're not going to be mean to me in the span of a three-hour party. It'd be a good excuse to get out and eat food and stuff. Like, even if everyone does still live in the same town, being parents and having a nice out to listen to old music and dance with old crushes would be a good time.

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Master_Bass
10/14/22 2:36:33 PM
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That's guy's not an incel. He's awkward and lacks confidence, but he wasn't bitter and he didn't seem to hate anyone. I'm glad he found out that people did want to see him and that they cared a little more about him than he thought.

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Bitter_Virgin
10/14/22 2:37:49 PM
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Master_Bass posted...
That's guy's not an incel. He's awkward and lacks confidence, but he wasn't bitter and he didn't seem to hate anyone. I'm glad he found out that people did want to see him and that they cared a little more about him than he thought.
It's a Vice reality show. Happy ending staged to hell.

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discodancer77
10/14/22 2:38:13 PM
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I work with Stevens dad, hes super proud of him

its a shame youre not the real Steven, I wouldve really loved to see him

god damn the pity is just awkward. Idk if its genuine or they just think hes a sad sack and want to make him feel better about himself

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/22 2:38:53 PM
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celestia3 posted...
I'd have liked to go to my reunion, but the school didn't inform anyone (apparently it's the former class president's job to organize these things???) and didn't rent us any space. It ended up being about 30 people at a big table at a bar and I couldn't make it because I was 3,000 miles away on short notice.

Even with social media, they seem fun. There are lots of people I'm not connected to on social who I wouldn't mind seeing or totally forgot. They're not going to be mean to me in the span of a three-hour party. It'd be a good excuse to get out and eat food and stuff. Like, even if everyone does still live in the same town, being parents and having a nice out to listen to old music and dance with old crushes would be a good time.

I have some people from high school on my FB.

Complete jerks and asses when in school.

Now regular everyday people with normal problems.

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Oubliettes
10/14/22 2:47:39 PM
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everyone was using myspace not FB when i graduated so theres a ton of ppl i lost contact with that id totally love to see again and shoot the shit with, but my class never did a 10 yr reunion and the 20 is still a couple years away

prolly gonna go to a goth club reunion next month tho lol

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PrettyBoyFloyd
10/14/22 2:53:45 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
everyone was using myspace not FB when i graduated so theres a ton of ppl i lost contact with that id totally love to see again and shoot the shit with, but my class never did a 10 yr reunion and the 20 is still a couple years away

prolly gonna go to a goth club reunion next month tho lol

My people are like from 1990.

Pretty crazy how they talk or are broken up about about their 30 year old kids having troubles.

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silverpine
10/14/22 2:55:58 PM
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skipped to the end. it was sweet <3
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NoxObscuras
10/14/22 3:23:22 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Honestly I never understood how Reunions work?

In my town unless someone moved 1,000s of miles away you knew what your high school peers were doing and how their lives are.

In a random gas station you'll be like how ya been... everything's OK?

Less a ass and more civil.

They didn't move to California trying to be the next Bill Gates because of some computer education.
It makes more sense if you're from a bigger city/county. I live in Los Angeles County, which has a population of over 10 million people. I can count on one hand, the times I've randomly run into a former classmate. And I graduated 16 years ago.

Plus, the reunion would just be an excuse for everyone to get together and reminisce about the "good old days". I'm sure that feeling will hit some of you eventually lol.

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DKBananaSlamma
10/14/22 4:31:27 PM
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I kinda wish mine had a proper reunion. I would've loved to go. But the classmates organizing it literally had it hosted in some pub in a different town. wtf is that? I didnt go cuz it seemed dumb. Apparently I didnt miss much. Only like 30 people went out of 400 >_>

Seeing people on social media is one thing, but seeing them in person with a nostalgic setting is completely different.

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EightySixTwoTwo
10/14/22 4:39:50 PM
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Ah yes. Highschool reunion...

Why would you want to meet with the people that made your life a living hell your entire teenage years?
I don't think it's healthy nor sane to wish for approval of those people. I think the best revenge is to let go of your past and live a happy life with people that actually like you for being you.
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LeoRavus
10/14/22 4:41:03 PM
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How would the imposter know how to answer certain questions or relate to the other classmates? And why would the guy announce this to the world and blow his cover?

I tried to skip through the video at work but it's full of longass ads so fuck it


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Damn_Underscore
10/14/22 4:41:45 PM
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appropriate username for TC

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ElleRagu
10/14/22 4:41:57 PM
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this seems kinda sad to me

like just don't go and ignore it, i don't get why even bother

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BaphometFlux
10/14/22 4:42:57 PM
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I couldnt go to my 10 years one since I lived in Alaska at the time.

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LeoRavus
10/14/22 4:49:21 PM
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ElleRagu posted...
this seems kinda sad to me

like just don't go and ignore it, i don't get why even bother

Obviously to get paid from social media and making a video about it. Who would even document this otherwise

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FatAnimeBooty
10/14/22 5:02:01 PM
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This was kinda sad
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Bitter_Virgin
10/15/22 12:14:43 PM
#38:


Bump for sadness

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Glob
10/15/22 12:19:38 PM
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My school did one 5 years after we left and have done one every year since, until covid anyway. Every year I get invited and every year I say no because it really doesnt appeal to me at all.

Theyll probably make a big deal out of the next one because its 20 years. I still wont go.
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pogo_rabid
10/15/22 12:27:56 PM
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My 10 year highschool reunion only invited ~15-20% of my graduating class, the person in charge (who still works at the high school as gyn teacher) only invited the people who were in her social group. It was hilariously pathetic.

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evilpresident
10/15/22 12:35:25 PM
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I'm surprised that high school reunions are an actual thing. I thought those were a thing from 90s sitcoms.

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Oubliettes
10/15/22 12:37:52 PM
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evilpresident posted...
I'm surprised that high school reunions are an actual thing. I thought those were a thing from 90s sitcoms.

when i ran a restaurant, we rented our event room for 40th, 50th, 60th etc. reunions about once a month. super fuckin depressing 70th reunion once, spent like an hour talking to this 88 year old guy about how he was one of 12 people from his class still alive.

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tremain07
10/15/22 12:58:48 PM
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I can't remember much of my high school days let alone the names and faces of the few people I interacted with, I'm sure they're still around but eh, I've no interest in revisiting that part of my life

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evilpresident
10/15/22 1:18:18 PM
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Oubliettes posted...
when i ran a restaurant, we rented our event room for 40th, 50th, 60th etc. reunions about once a month. super fuckin depressing 70th reunion once, spent like an hour talking to this 88 year old guy about how he was one of 12 people from his class still alive.
Huh. I didn't know that was actually a thing. Poor old-timer though, I can imagine that's very depressing.

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AldousIsDead
10/15/22 1:36:43 PM
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I was never invited to any of mine. I presume that's because I don't have any social media accounts.

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wanderingshade
10/15/22 1:45:37 PM
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DKBananaSlamma posted...
I kinda wish mine had a proper reunion. I would've loved to go. But the classmates organizing it literally had it hosted in some pub in a different town. wtf is that? I didnt go cuz it seemed dumb. Apparently I didnt miss much. Only like 30 people went out of 400 >_>

Seeing people on social media is one thing, but seeing them in person with a nostalgic setting is completely different.

That's the problem with reunions now. They never wanna just rent a banquet hall or a gymnasium, they want to have it at "Sticky's Grill-o-Rama" or some fucking Sports dive or some place that costs money. Like you barely even wanna spend $30 to see all these people from High School being like "Yeah I got job at my dad's plant making $31 an hour and - oh sorry I forgot, you remember Michelle right? We got married and have 2 kids." but to spend $80 a person. Fuck that. I'm depressed enough as it is.


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Unknown480
10/15/22 1:49:23 PM
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Bitter_Virgin posted...
It's okay. No one would actually invite you to your high school reunion.
@cron

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Unknown480
10/15/22 3:21:31 PM
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Hornswoggled
10/15/22 3:39:47 PM
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Couldn't he just NOT GO to the reunion at all?
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