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SrRd_RacinG
10/10/22 11:09:00 AM
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The cheese is absolutely dog s***. I don't understand how people still eat this garbage.

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Mia_K97
10/10/22 11:12:10 AM
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most people like mediocre food
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StarbucksWorker
10/10/22 11:12:35 AM
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what a strange thing to concern yourself with
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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 11:12:57 AM
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Because people like it enough to buy it.

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AloneIBreak
10/10/22 11:18:15 AM
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Velveeta is a guilty pleasure for me. I love that shit.

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voldothegr8
10/10/22 11:19:55 AM
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Velveeta shells and cheese is fucking tasty

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CADE_FOSTER
10/10/22 11:20:17 AM
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It's the cheese of every nacho place out there
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KiwiTerraRizing
10/10/22 11:21:08 AM
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It has its place, real cheese doesnt melt like that.

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DoesntMatter
10/10/22 11:21:34 AM
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iirc it's not even made with actual cheese anymore

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DespondentDeity
10/10/22 11:22:48 AM
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Them grilled cheese sandos with Velveeta just hit sometimes

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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 11:26:12 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
iirc it's not even made with actual cheese anymore
It wouldn't be able to use the word "cheese" on the box if it weren't.

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littlebro07
10/10/22 11:27:55 AM
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The big blocks of cheese are amazing for making nachos

Though I usually get the store brand which is the same damn thing at half the price

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DoesntMatter
10/10/22 11:30:36 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It wouldn't be able to use the word "cheese" on the box if it weren't.
it doesn't just say "cheese" though, it says "pasteurized prepared cheese product", per FDA regulation, it was forced to stop being labeled as "cheese spread"

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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 11:35:57 AM
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DoesntMatter posted...
it doesn't just say "cheese" though
It's still cheese, though, just made in a way that cheese conglomerates don't want you to know about.

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DespondentDeity
10/10/22 11:43:10 AM
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Babish has a video where he shows how cheese is processed into the easier to melt product, the main thing is just that the ingredients in stuff like Velveeta is just bottom of the barrel bullshit so you get way more of the flavor from the oil theyre using than whatever cheese is being broken down.

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Irony
10/10/22 11:51:11 AM
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TC thinks Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas

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CADE_FOSTER
10/10/22 11:54:10 AM
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Irony posted...
TC thinks Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas
it is tho reviews say it is
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tripleh213
10/10/22 11:56:38 AM
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Irony posted...
TC thinks Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas
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HylianFox
10/10/22 11:57:05 AM
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I used to love shell and cheese, I'd make it with some canned smoked ham and it was great bachelor chow.

But then I think they changed the way the shells are made, they're kinda crummy and don't hold their shape after cooking. They just sorta dissolve.

So now whenever I get the hankering for it, I just buy shell pasta and the sauce separately.

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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 11:57:16 AM
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Irony posted...
TC thinks Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas
I literally have TC tagged as "Bait Topics" because all of his takes are incendiary.

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voldothegr8
10/10/22 11:58:19 AM
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Irony posted...
TC thinks Fallout 4 is better than New Vegas

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AADdfsAADPsw.jpg

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A_Good_Boy
10/10/22 11:58:35 AM
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Few other cheeses melt quite like Velveeta does.

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HylianFox
10/10/22 11:59:21 AM
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Also, we can argue all we want about whether or not their sauce counts as "cheese", but you can't deny it's leagues better than the powdered crap you get with traditional mac & cheese boxes

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ZevLoveDOOM
10/10/22 12:00:30 PM
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had to look it up since i had no idea what this was.

and ngl, this looks like crap!
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J03can
10/10/22 12:42:02 PM
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Velveeta is great

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Questionmarktarius
10/10/22 12:43:40 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Though I usually get the store brand which is the same damn thing at half the price
This is the actual mystery of Velveeta's continued existence.
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DoesntMatter
10/10/22 12:44:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
This is the actual mystery of Velveeta's continued existence.
that's no mystery, some people never ever buy offbrand/storebrand products cuz they think that's like what poor people do or whatever and they are above that

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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 12:47:57 PM
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DoesntMatter posted...
that's no mystery, some people never ever buy offbrand/storebrand products cuz they think that's like what poor people do or whatever and they are above that
Some store brands are just noticeably inferior, too, though. A lot of store brands of things like cream cheese just don't have the right texture, for example.

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SrRd_RacinG
10/10/22 4:28:39 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
I literally have TC tagged as "Bait Topics" because all of his takes are incendiary.

I certainly confess I often make bait topics but you must agree that I make many other topics besides just those.

If you disagree with that, you might not be viewing all my topics.

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Gobstoppers12
10/10/22 5:48:53 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
you might not be viewing all my topics.
It's almost like your body of work has persuaded me not to click on most of them. Maybe it's because so many of them are bait lol

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DrizztLink
10/10/22 5:50:17 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Few other cheeses melt quite like Velveeta does.
that's probably because cheese isn't fuckin' supposed to do that

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coolguyjimmy
10/10/22 5:55:23 PM
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Don't you use Velveeta for Cheese Burger soup?
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SrRd_RacinG
10/10/22 6:02:34 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
It's almost like your body of work has persuaded me not to click on most of them. Maybe it's because so many of them are bait lol

To new beginnings!

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HylianFox
10/10/22 6:06:32 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
To new beginnings!

Want some CHEESE with that wine?

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Priere
10/10/22 6:07:22 PM
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Their banger marketing

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BakiHanma462
10/10/22 6:08:00 PM
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Melt it with the rotel, its so good lol
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Lordgold666
10/10/22 6:37:48 PM
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My dad would beat my ass if he knew i occasionally buy velvetta products

Yes, i can make an even better cheese sauce, but sometimes i get lazy

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ScazarMeltex
10/10/22 6:45:23 PM
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Mia_K97 posted...
most people like mediocre food
Honestly this. Shits not even real cheese.

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Letron_James
10/10/22 6:49:50 PM
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It's disgusting and an insult to cheese.

Nothing and I mean NOTHING is stopping you from going out and buying even a decent brand of cheese like Tilamock and not being LAZY and grating that shit when you want to cook with it. Nothing grinds my gears more than Kraft style cheese, Velveeta and sawdust I mean "parmesan" cheese.


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Master_Kazuya
10/10/22 6:50:34 PM
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Over-Velveetad mac and cheese is good

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Geoduck
10/10/22 6:52:44 PM
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Letron_James posted...
It's disgusting and an insult to cheese.

Nothing and I mean NOTHING is stopping you from going out and buying even a decent brand of cheese like Tilamock and not being LAZY and grating that shit when you want to cook with it. Nothing grinds my gears more than Kraft style cheese, Velveeta and sawdust I mean "parmesan" cheese.

An ideal mac n cheese or grilled cheese has a fairly even ratio of really high quality cheese & low-grade, easily-melted government-tier cheese like Velveeta imho

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toreysback
10/10/22 6:54:58 PM
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A_Good_Boy posted...
Few other cheeses melt quite like Velveeta does.


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pojr
10/10/22 7:03:06 PM
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Something people are not talking about, Velveeta is less calories than real cheese. Only 35 calories per slice. Most cheese is at least double that, if not more. Half the calories for extremely good cheese flavor is a pretty good deal, even if it isn't real cheese.

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ryudo500
10/10/22 7:05:55 PM
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Mia_K97 posted...
most people like mediocre food
ye

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kingdrake2
10/10/22 7:09:50 PM
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Letron_James posted...
a decent brand of cheese like Tilamock


i do like my extra sharp white cheddar that i buy each month for me and my dog.
she gets a small amount of cheese each day.

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Irony
10/10/22 7:15:53 PM
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pojr posted...
Something people are not talking about, Velveeta is less calories than real cheese. Only 35 calories per slice. Most cheese is at least double that, if not more. Half the calories for extremely good cheese flavor is a pretty good deal, even if it isn't real cheese.
Most cheeses are 100+ for a single damn slice

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Vyrulisse
10/10/22 7:22:29 PM
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Velveeta is real good but if you make like shells 'n cheese you have to eat it really fast before it really starts to cool, it turns disgusting real quick.

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Shotgunnova
10/10/22 7:26:33 PM
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The skillet things are pretty good.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/9/AABhrNAADw9P.jpg

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Irony
10/10/22 7:27:40 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
The skillet things are pretty good.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/9/AABhrNAADw9P.jpg
I tried making one of those using the ground plantbased meat. I would not recommend it because that's shit absorbs all the cheese and then there's it turns the pasta dry.

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Shotgunnova
10/10/22 7:30:41 PM
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When I make a Hamburger Helper thing, I usually use half as much meat and compensate with more pasta. That'll throw off the flavor of regular HH stuff, but since most of the flavor in Velveeta stuff comes from the cheese sauce, it always tastes pretty good. Good to know fauxmeat sucks with it, though.

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