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I was sent to my room for being a bastard. I share my room with my brother. Had to take a piss in the middle of the night but thought I'd get in trouble if I left the bedroom so I peed on my brother as he slept then went back to bed.

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walked in waist deep flood.

The street junction flood had enough current that you could only lift your foot an inch and awkwardly shuffle along so you don't get carried away.

Like way stronger pressure jets in a jacuzzi.

I was only focused on getting home early because I didn't wanna wait for the flooding to subside or worsen.

Only after a decade did I realize how fucking dumb that was.

I was trespassing in an empty house and got chased out by some cleaners that were in the back doing work.

Time travel.

Be happy and carefree

I stuck a small metal stick in an electrical socket. It blew a fuse and the stick came out burnt.

Me at 16 years old walking home from high school, carrying one of those big ass long umbrellas, I put on my back like I had a sword and pulled it out exactly like that right in front of a cop car without realizing and he stopped me put me in the back of his squad car and talked about how I was going to be charged with threating an officer and all that but ultimately let me go because of some kind of emergency call, his exact words were "Get the fuck out of here,kid" and sped off with lights blaring. To this day I can't believe how lucky I was and how stupid chunni I was for doing something that dumb without being aware of my surroundings.

Licking the terminals of a 9v battery

Another time, when our mom wasn't home, my brother and I started throwing salt and pepper on the stove because we liked the sparks it made. We decided to throw sugar and actual flames were coming out, so we kept doing that. We stopped as soon as my shirt got caught on fire for a few seconds.

The first time I was ever truly home by myself, I was in middle school. My mom went to a concert, my older brother went to his friend's house, and my two younger siblings stayed with one of our aunts/uncle's for the night. Keep in mind, I was in middle school and still learning things. So, anyway, I started having sex with my younger brother's monkey puppet plush toy and panicked in the bathroom when I was going through my first orgasm.

Trumpo posted...

Licking the terminals of a 9v battery

I did this too lol

Trumpo posted...

Licking the terminals of a 9v battery

That's just good clean fun.

Play with fire. We almost set a yard on fire once. Middle of summer and messing with hair spray. Bad idea!

With a learner's permit that required me to have a person with a drivers license in the car with me whenever I was behind the wheel, my high school friends and I went joyriding in one of their parent's cars in the middle of the night. So we were dumb, but at least smart enough to do that when the roads were empty other than random 2am Waffle House / Taco Bell people looking for food. I ended up driving up a curb because it was also raining and I could barely see shit.

Fortunately no cops were around because it doesn't help that it was a bunch of minorities in the car and we were in Georgia lol. But that was by far the dumbest thing I've ever done as a kid.

Once randomly called my female cousin a bitch in jest and it was def con 4 for the next hour.

think that adults all had their shit together and knew what the fuck they were doing

Kitt posted...

So, anyway, I started having sex with my younger brother's monkey puppet plush toy and panicked in the bathroom when I was going through my first orgasm.

You wot mate?

I almost stabbed myself in the eye trying to make an eye hole for a paper mache mask I was making for class. The mask wasn't going to dry anytime soon and it seemed pointless. I gave up on doing the assignment and really wished I had someone could rely on.

Jumped off the 3rd story in an abandon factory into a bunch of trash bags, that in hindsight I realized we never actually checked thoroughly. It ended up all being instillation. Which sucked but is better than hard objects.

Shooting bottle rockets and roman candles at each other while we try to dodge them >_> We even did a thing called "The Circle of Trust" where 6+ of us would form a circle around a lit bottle rocket and spin the bottle. If the rocket shot out and landed on you, you lose and you leave the circle for the round. Obviously once a lit rocket got caught on your shoe, we would immediately kick it off before it blew up lol

Man, I am so lucky none of us blew anything up >_>

When I was 5 I thought it would be a good idea to put chocolate syrup on a Kit-Kat. My mom realized I had to learn that lesson the hard way.

Around the time I was 11 I encouraged my brother to join me in using those Spider-Man webshooters to silly string my dad's sports car. Funnily enough I found out later that the make and model was a Fiat Spider.

ForsakenHermit posted...

When I was 5 I thought it would be a good idea to put chocolate syrup on a Kit-Kat. My mom realized I had to learn that lesson the hard way.

...what?

DKBananaSlamma posted...

...what?

Don't understand what you're confused about.

Yes I was that foolish.

My mother let me figure out for myself why that wasn't a good idea.

I accidentally almost hung my brother from a tree.

Almost started a forest fire burning stuff with a magnifying glass. I only stopped it by kicking the leaves and isolating the burning patch.