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I like to put orange juice in the freezer and wait for it to half freeze so I can have a nice orange juice slush.

I also sleep with a fan on at night. The white noise helps me get to sleep. Its at the point now if I ever go anywhere to sleep over then I have to take a small portable fan with me.

Your mo- *gets shot*

That first thing only with soda. Gotta have a slushy now and then.

Purposely shake up soda unto its very flat, a lot taste better that way.

I'm sure there's more.

Bite the inside of my mouth. It's like biting fingernails

At least once a day, I get a panicky feeling and have to inspect my junk just to make sure it's all still there.

Bite my own teeth.

When I wear a long sleeve, I bring the sleeve over my hand so it's completely covered, then put my hand over my mouth and breathe into it.

I try to flush the toilet right as the last drop of piss hits the water.

microwave ice cream and drink it

The urge to throw my phone out the car window while it's moving or throw it from a high place but then I saw a Facebook meme on it

I shower without any lights on

Everything. Nobody is like me.

BuckVanHammer posted...

I try to flush the toilet right as the last drop of piss hits the water.

I've been trying to break the habit for years

Oh I also bite Heartomaton's teeth

Eat side dishes like fries or rice before the main part of the meal.

Mix 1 part Gatorade to 1 part Rockstar Recovery to make an elixir in empty gatorade bottles, each with half a can of a Rockstar Recovery.

I save water by not flushing my toilet if I only go for a piss (provided I have no visitors that day). I flush it once at the end of the day.

i try to keep as much of the top of the peanut butter jar as pristine as it comes for as long as i can. i have no idea why, but i've been doing so for my entire life.

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Why?

Never fully rotate 360 degrees, even in video games

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Never fully rotate 360 degrees, even in video games

Even in twin stick shooters?

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Even in twin stick shooters?

I've only played a few but yeah usually. It's not that hard since you move so fast

Sometimes when I watch a movie, I just think it's ok or kinda meh, as opposed to acting like it's literally the best or worst thing ever.

SHRlKE posted...

I also sleep with a fan on at night. The white noise helps me get to sleep. Its at the point now if I ever go anywhere to sleep over then I have to take a small portable fan with me.

White noise (including fans) is actually a fairly common recommendation to those that have trouble sleeping. I have two white noise machines myself.

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I have oddly specific algorithms for eating most foods. For example, I always eat sandwiches by eating across the top crust from left to right. Then I eat the bottom left corner starting from the top and working my way down with even bites, then do the same with the right corner. If I'm feeling particularly frisky I'll do the right corner first, then left.

With chips I like the break them in halves or thirds and stack the pieces on top of each other to create a bigger crunch.

Tear the edges of my fingernails off.

Whenever people notice they accuse me of biting my nails, but I've never had the temptation to do that.

Whenever it's possible in open-world games, I like to drive like a normal, law-obedient person.

Chew my tongue while gaming, especially fast-paced or tense stuff.

M_Live posted...

My ex hated when I would have a glass of OJ with dinner and apparently a lot of people find it odd because it's considered a breakfast beverage

Nah I think your ex is the weird one lol

I've never heard of OJ for dinner being a bad/weird thing (at least in my area).

When I open a door that has the handle type of knob, I open it with my pinky and ring finger so I dont get the germs on the more frequently-used fingers.

When Im playing with the Octobrush in Splatoon, I sometimes catch myself licking my lips in time with the brush swings. No idea why this happens >_>

when i drink tequila my butthole twitches

I sleep without a pillow but I buy pillows every 6 months and keep them on my bed because the first girl I ever brought over years ago pointed out how weird and serial killer-y it was that I didn't have any. Twice a year I go to Target and buy a bunch and set them up for display on my bed and I text it to my friends group chat and ask them if it looks ok and "normie enough" or if I'm overdoing it.