Current Events > Study: People are masturbating at work more than ever these days.

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ZannoL
09/30/22 4:11:18 PM
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Are you doing it more these days?


https://www.purewow.com/wellness/is-masturbating-at-work-good-for-you

More Americans than ever are doing their jobs remotely, and its safe to say that working from home differs from a typical day at the office in more ways than one. (Pajamas as work attire, kids infiltrating Zoom calls, piles of laundry in the backgroundlets just say that mastering your computers mute and video off button is a required skill.) But one of the perks of a WFH setup is the flexibility it provides, and some folks are taking advantage of said flexibility in some pretty, um, exciting ways.

According to a recent study, Americans are making more time for self-pleasure since the rise of remote workand theyre not doing it after hours. The 2,008 person survey found that a whopping 49 percent of Americans are masturbating on the clock, with 40 percent of respondents admitting to masturbating more frequently since they started working from home and 20 percent of respondents confessing to masturbating whilst simultaneously performing a work task. (Impressive!)

In other words, theres a good chance your coworkers are getting off between Zoom calls and its anyones guess whether Brittany actually had a doctors appointment or just made a date with her vibrator. But does this revelation warrant finger wagging, or is it actually a positive development? We spoke to neuroscientist and sexual researcher Nicole Prause to get her take on the scandalous stats, and it turns out that a little on the clock self-pleasure might be good for morale, and work performance too.

News to no one: Masturbation has several health benefits, regardless of what time of day you get the job done. For starters, the expert tells us that sexual arousal is associated with opioid release, which may reduce pain experience. The aforementioned opioid release is also known to stimulate dopamine production, a feel good hormone that reduces anxiety and boosts mood. Masturbating can also help strengthen your pelvic floor and improve immune function.

So yes, masturbation is both pleasurable and relaxing, but what about the potential benefits of doing it on the clock? Per the survey data, 74 percent of men and 61 percent of women who masturbate during the workday do so for the most obvious reason of alltheyre horny. And heres where it gets interesting: Because getting riled up on the job can negatively affect a persons ability to focus, finding a healthy release for all that sexual energy could actually boost productivity. Prause confirms: Sexual arousal uses memory resources. If you are distracted by sexual thoughts that are taking attention away from your work, masturbation may reduce later sexual thoughts and allow you to focus on your intended work.

Bottom line: More of us are masturbating during work hours and thats good news for our moodand potentially our careers, too.
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hitokoriX
09/30/22 4:13:06 PM
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I wanna know how many people are smashing during work from home. I most certainly was.

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bigblu89
09/30/22 4:15:02 PM
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Saying they're doing it "at work" is a bit of a stretch, no?

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Butterfiles
09/30/22 4:21:23 PM
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Obviously
https://youtu.be/IW3lhfVpLL4

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GATTJT
09/30/22 4:24:08 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Saying they're doing it "at work" is a bit of a stretch, no?
Yeah, I'd probably say "on the clock".

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ClockworkHare
09/30/22 4:24:20 PM
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The Crankening

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MICHALECOLE
09/30/22 4:24:33 PM
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Ive done it at work >_>
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Southernfatman
09/30/22 4:25:35 PM
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I'm an electrician so I can't really do that even if I ever wanted to. Just have to take care of that before/after work.

Butterfiles posted...
Obviously

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RPG_Eater
09/30/22 4:27:32 PM
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Time for the chasity belts that sync with ActivTrak
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FortuneCookie
09/30/22 4:33:12 PM
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stroking from home
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LordYeezus
09/30/22 4:35:20 PM
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Zoom sex?

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Questionmarktarius
09/30/22 4:36:31 PM
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WFH is pretty much nap, crap, and fap.
...maybe also get some laundry done.
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HA4e
09/30/22 4:36:51 PM
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Are we paying these people to wank now?

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ThyCorndog
09/30/22 4:38:52 PM
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If they're at home then who cares. There's nothing sacred about being on the clock

As long as they're not on a call, cause that'd be weird no matter where it's done

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ZannoL
09/30/22 4:43:27 PM
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HA4e posted...
Are we paying these people to wank now?
lol
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bsp77
09/30/22 4:49:10 PM
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If we're talking working from home, then that and sex has happened

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EndOfDiscOne
09/30/22 5:09:18 PM
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I've done it on the clock both at home and at work

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ZannoL
09/30/22 9:27:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Damn
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Northlane
09/30/22 9:44:28 PM
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hitokoriX posted...
I wanna know how many people are smashing during work from home. I most certainly was.
Guilty

Every male should know: Busting a nut at least 21 times a month helps ward off prostate cancer

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tremain07
09/30/22 9:49:17 PM
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Northlane posted...
Every male should know: Busting a nut at least 21 times a month helps ward off prostate cancer
Show me the facts on that because that sounds like bullshit made up by sex addicts and chronic masturbators I don't have time to deed at work, Im on my feet from as soon as I walk in to as soon as I leave and by the time I leave I'm drained mentally to even think of lewd things to get excited about, my libido has died since working this fucking job

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Tyranthraxus
09/30/22 9:53:22 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Show me the facts on that because that sounds like bullshit made up by sex addicts and chronic masturbators I don't have time to deed at work, Im on my feet from as soon as I walk in to as soon as I leave and by the time I leave I'm drained mentally to even think of lewd things to get excited about, my libido has died since working this fucking job

IDK about 21 Times a month but there was a study recently that has shown regular ejaculations can fight prostate cancer.

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thx1138
09/30/22 9:53:35 PM
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bigblu89 posted...
Saying they're doing it "at work" is a bit of a stretch, no?

no thats one of the uses of the bathroom, sit in the stall and do your thing just dont make noise
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wackyteen
09/30/22 9:57:19 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Show me the facts on that because that sounds like bullshit made up by sex addicts and chronic masturbators I don't have time to deed at work, Im on my feet from as soon as I walk in to as soon as I leave and by the time I leave I'm drained mentally to even think of lewd things to get excited about, my libido has died since working this fucking job
You should find a healthier job if that's the case

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Sayoria
09/30/22 9:57:40 PM
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I love WFH. Been doing it before covid. It's the only way to work.

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Hornswoggled
09/30/22 9:57:55 PM
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DSP was ahead of the curve on that.
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Jiek_Fafn
09/30/22 9:59:26 PM
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My ex work wife used to do this. She'd listen to audio books of like 50 Shades of Grey or something all day and just go in her office bathroom and rub one out. For a long time I thought she was joking when I'd call her and have to leave a message. She'd return my call and be like "Sorry, I had to get off rq".

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Vicious_Dios
09/30/22 9:59:35 PM
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More than likely the ones who are j-off while on the job are the useless workers demanding $15/h.

Fuck outta here.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
09/30/22 10:01:25 PM
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thx1138 posted...
no thats one of the uses of the bathroom, sit in the stall and do your thing just dont make noise
Do it in the private restroom

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Northlane
09/30/22 10:02:09 PM
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tremain07 posted...
Show me the facts on that because that sounds like bullshit made up by sex addicts and chronic masturbators I don't have time to deed at work, Im on my feet from as soon as I walk in to as soon as I leave and by the time I leave I'm drained mentally to even think of lewd things to get excited about, my libido has died since working this fucking job
https://tinyurl.com/yt4nc6yx

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thronedfire2
09/30/22 10:04:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSn1g-6h1OQ

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ZannoL
09/30/22 10:12:42 PM
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Sayoria posted...
I love WFH. Been doing it before covid. It's the only way to work.
Saves a lot of gas too.

Not having to commute is awesome
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tremain07
09/30/22 10:19:38 PM
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wackyteen posted...
You should find a healthier job if that's the case
If only it were that easy

Jiek_Fafn posted...
My ex work wife used to do this. She'd listen to audio books of like 50 Shades of Grey or something all day and just go in her office bathroom and rub one out. For a long time I thought she was joking when I'd call her and have to leave a message. She'd return my call and be like "Sorry, I had to get off rq".
Did your ex wear glasses, everyone knows glasses wearing girls are total perverts

Northlane posted...
https://tinyurl.com/yt4nc6yx
So this just confirms that it's a plausible myth and nothing else at least until more funds are granted and they can truly put this to test., ha, good luck selling that presentation.


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Tyranthraxus
09/30/22 10:23:14 PM
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tremain07 posted...
good luck selling that presentation.

I assure you there's a lot of people who would like to buy that presentation

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Unknown5uspect
09/30/22 10:35:33 PM
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Northlane posted...
Guilty

Every male should know: Busting a nut at least 21 times a month helps ward off prostate cancer
Ay but what if I--- my friend is clearing twice that? Would that be indicative of a problem?

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Solar_Crimson
09/30/22 10:42:52 PM
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Now we see the real reason why the CEOs want their workers back in the office.

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LinkPizza
10/01/22 3:59:59 AM
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If it WFH, it becomes much less interesting This was already pretty much known

hitokoriX posted...
I wanna know how many people are smashing during work from home. I most certainly was.

Probably a bunch, tbh

Questionmarktarius posted...
WFH is pretty much nap, crap, and fap.
...maybe also get some laundry done.

I know the one time I did WFH, my day was mostly napping. Probably did jerk it once or twice

Captain_Qwark posted...
There's at least 1 subreddit with tons of women posting gifs of them using toys while at work

And subs of guys jerking it everywhere, including work

Sayoria posted...
I love WFH. Been doing it before covid. It's the only way to work.

I guess its good for the people that want it, as long as they stay productive I personally wouldnt do it. But I also like the office. And live super close, anyway

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ZannoL
10/01/22 2:54:37 PM
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bump
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AvlButtslam
10/01/22 2:57:21 PM
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hitokoriX posted...
I wanna know how many people are smashing during work from home. I most certainly was.
Doing this was super hot, I loved it

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tremain07
10/01/22 2:58:10 PM
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AvlButtslam posted...
Doing this was super hot, I loved it
That post plus that name

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Dreepapult
10/01/22 3:01:31 PM
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E:jerk it with luigi

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