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MrMallard 09/30/22 6:54:37 AM #1:	...Is this what getting old is? You can physically still do something but your body's physiology has changed so much it causes you an unbearable amount of pain to even attempt it, leading you to avoid objectively painful situations even though you can still physically and mentally do them? Wow, brain jars when, amirite gamers. ~~but seriously these cramps fucking cane.~~ --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa <cite>MrMallard posted [p:968392644] in I get a cr... [t:80182876]...</cite> <quote>...Is this what getting old is?You can physically still do something but your body's physiology has changed so much it causes you an unbearable amount of pain to even attempt it, leading you to avoid objectively painful situations even though you can still physically and mentally do them?Wow, brain jars when, amirite gamers. but seriously these cramps fucking cane.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 09/30/22 6:58:42 AM #2:	Put a banana in you --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:968392665] in I get a cr... [t:80182876]...</cite> <quote>Put a banana in you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Error1355 09/30/22 7:27:02 AM #3:	Irony posted... Put a banana in you instructions unclear, banana stuck in butthole --- I'm a long, long way from giving up Call me old-fashioned, call me a fool <cite>Error1355 posted [p:968392871] in I get a cr... [t:80182876]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted... </cite><quote>Put a banana in you</quote>instructions unclear, banana stuck in butthole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/30/22 7:27:38 AM #4:	Error1355 posted... instructions unclear, banana stuck in butthole Those were the instructions --- She left me roses by the stairs. Surprises let me know she cares. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:968392878] in I get a cr... [t:80182876]...</cite> <quote>Error1355 posted... </cite><quote>instructions unclear, banana stuck in butthole</quote>Those were the instructions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 09/30/22 7:33:30 AM #5:	If that was the case, I'd be an Olympic athlete from all the bananas I've stuck in my butthole --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa <cite>MrMallard posted [p:968392931] in I get a cr... [t:80182876]...</cite> <quote>If that was the case, I'd be an Olympic athlete from all the bananas I've stuck in my butthole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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