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LightningAce11
09/30/22 5:50:08 AM
#1:


Would you be friends with him?



He doesnt have any friends, is in a dysfunctional family and is regularly fucked up by Rick on their adventures.

Would you be his first friend?

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TentacleDemon
09/30/22 5:56:46 AM
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Hell no. I'm not going to be a side character in that show. I couldn't handle the trauma that would probably be inflicted on me just for hanging out with that weirdo.


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Mistere_Man
09/30/22 6:12:22 AM
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I am way to old to hang out with Morty. If I was a kid maybe, but at my age I'd probably want to be friends with Rick's garage, or car.

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SuperVegitoFAN
09/30/22 6:17:59 AM
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Id say Cordial for sure, so polite and friendly, but not flat out friends.

...mind you that is basically my SOP for dealing with other people.

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pegusus123456
09/30/22 6:24:14 AM
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Nah. Rick aside, Morty just doesn't seem that interesting.

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tremain07
09/30/22 6:30:17 AM
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based on what little I've seen of that show, wither you are friends or not Morty or Rick will eventually get you killed or fuck up your planet/universe and run off to a parallel one to continue being the shit bags they are.

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Master_Kazuya
09/30/22 6:33:53 AM
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Idk. On one hand, if I could have one of Rick's gadgets, it'd be sick, but any other side characters related to Rick or Morty seem to suffer or get in some deep shit

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pegusus123456
09/30/22 6:35:05 AM
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Master_Kazuya posted...
On one hand, if I could have one of Rick's gadgets, it'd be sick
It always goes wrong.

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Master_Kazuya
09/30/22 8:57:53 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
It always goes wrong.

Nah. His drugs from that party he hosted, there's the Wolverine claws, the Gundams and mini Voltron bots, generally the weapons and vehicles, the reverse evil engineering device, the built in human to car transformation, the cyborg augmentations, the portal gun, the translation device (that the alien chained up in the basement used), and probably some others

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Ricemills
09/30/22 9:22:14 AM
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no, his voice is very annoying.

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Spidey5
09/30/22 9:48:56 AM
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Ah geez man, that sounds awful.

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/30/22 9:49:28 AM
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nah, he's too much of a whiney little bitch.
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Jagr_68
09/30/22 9:50:39 AM
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No because even if I survived I'd probably still somehow get killed horrifically so many times as a punchline so the sidekick can point out how cruel and sick his grandpa is.

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LightningAce11
10/01/22 5:19:46 AM
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Morty could probably show off some of Ricks gadgets to you.

if youre polite you could go on an adventure.

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Zikten
10/01/22 5:30:59 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
nah, he's too much of a whiney little bitch.
What about Evil Morty? It might be fun to be friends with him
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Kakapo
10/01/22 5:33:14 AM
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Aw geez, let me think about it

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