Current Events > So in Islam, how old are the virgins that you get in heaven?

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Crescente 09/27/22 11:14:50 AM #1:	Kind of weird that you get virgins in the first place. Why are they virgins anyways? How old are they? <cite>Crescente posted [p:968326850] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Kind of weird that you get virgins in the first place. Why are they virgins anyways? How old are they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Cloud105 09/27/22 11:16:04 AM #3:	Probably 12 like their prophet had. My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay. --- Currently Playing: Xenoblade Chronicles 3, Final Fantasy XIV <cite>Holy_Cloud105 posted [p:968326872] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Probably 12 like their prophet had.My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/27/22 11:17:54 AM #4:	12 was legal back then. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:968326896] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>12 was legal back then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MirageOfRuins 09/27/22 11:19:41 AM #6:	Did they specify what type of virgins. Could be a ton of CEmen when you get there <cite>MirageOfRuins posted [p:968326919] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Did they specify what type of virgins. Could be a ton of CEmen when you get there</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 09/27/22 11:20:43 AM #7:	Religion is cancer. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:968326929] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Religion is cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
uwnim 09/27/22 11:20:44 AM #8:	Ok, sure. Stuff like folks dying as infants would probably be a major source of virgins, but Im sure their god could age the babies up. --- I want a pet Lavos Spawn. [Order of the Cetaceans: Phocoena dioptrica] <cite>uwnim posted [p:968326931] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Ok, sure. Stuff like folks dying as infants would probably be a major source of virgins, but Im sure their god could age the babies up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 09/27/22 11:22:52 AM #9:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... Probably 12 like their prophet had. My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay. Yikes <cite>Crescente posted [p:968326970] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite><quote>Probably 12 like their prophet had.My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay.</quote>Yikes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 09/27/22 11:23:41 AM #10:	Quran never mentions virgins in heaven. There's a 72 mention in a Hadith. Maybe? But that's weak. And could've been translated to angels instead. Maybe even wives. Or maidens. Hadiths are stories. Fabricated. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:968326991] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Quran never mentions virgins in heaven. There's a 72 mention in a Hadith. Maybe? But that's weak. And could've been translated to angels instead. Maybe even wives. Or maidens. Hadiths are stories. Fabricated. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalosiaTana 09/27/22 11:24:27 AM #11:	There are virgins because Islam is made up bullshit by horney men sitting in caves --- Big man, pig man Ha ha, charade you are <cite>CalosiaTana posted [p:968327004] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>There are virgins because Islam is made up bullshit by horney men sitting in caves</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unsuprised_Pika 09/27/22 11:31:04 AM #12:	uwnim posted... Ok, sure. Stuff like folks dying as infants would probably be a major source of virgins, but Im sure their god could age the babies up. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/0/AAfNgnAADuFW.jpg --- I post clips of my Cool, Stupid and glitchy MH Rise/Sunbreak hunts here just for fun. https://youtube.com/user/linkachu1000 <cite>Unsuprised_Pika posted [p:968327103] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>uwnim posted... </cite><quote>Ok, sure. Stuff like folks dying as infants would probably be a major source of virgins, but Im sure their god could age the babies up.</quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/9/0/AAfNgnAADuFW.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crescente 09/27/22 12:10:16 PM #13:	Flockaveli posted... Religion is cancer. They're cults too. So much brainwashing and fear involved. <cite>Crescente posted [p:968327812] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Flockaveli posted... </cite><quote>Religion is cancer.</quote>They're cults too. So much brainwashing and fear involved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sometimes 09/27/22 12:19:31 PM #15:	iirc there's no indication in the Quran of what sex or gender the virgins will be --- i want to <cite>sometimes posted [p:968328016] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>iirc there's no indication in the Quran of what sex or gender the virgins will be </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CADE_FOSTER 09/27/22 12:23:12 PM #16:	Virginity as relating to being born again and made equally and eternally young in Paradise applies to both women and men, who are said to be matching qualitatively as couples. Moreover, the myth of 72 virgins in Paradise for a (presumably male) martyr is just that, appearing nowhere in the Qur'an. <cite>CADE_FOSTER posted [p:968328086] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Virginity as relating to being born again and made equally and eternally young in Paradise applies to both women and men, who are said to be matching qualitatively as couples. Moreover, the myth of 72 virgins in Paradise for a (presumably male) martyr is just that, appearing nowhere in the Qur'an.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sexypwnstar 09/27/22 12:23:33 PM #18:	[LFAQs-redacted-quote] --- http://i.imgur.com/Su4g5.jpg http://i.imgur.com/21DiJ.jpg <cite>Sexypwnstar posted [p:968328097] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote><cite>[LFAQs-redacted-quote]</cite> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 09/27/22 12:24:04 PM #19:	Imagine the disappointment of Muslim men in the afterlife when they discover it's actually 72 years old virgins. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:968328107] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Imagine the disappointment of Muslim men in the afterlife when they discover it's actually 72 years old virgins.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Smackems 09/27/22 12:27:09 PM #23:	Don't they kinda poof into existence and aren't real people? Like spirit sex dolls? --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:968328176] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Don't they kinda poof into existence and aren't real people? Like spirit sex dolls?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DipDipDiver 09/27/22 12:29:15 PM #25:	Imagine dying a virgin just to be stuck sharing one dude with a bunch of other bitches for eternity <cite>DipDipDiver posted [p:968328217] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Imagine dying a virgin just to be stuck sharing one dude with a bunch of other bitches for eternity</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ANort175 09/27/22 12:30:15 PM #26:	Wasn't there a comedian who made a joke about this and how he'd rather have 72 experienced chicks who knew what they hell they were doing? Granted that's probably a common joke to make but I remember his being a pretty funny version. --- Are we the baddies? <cite>ANort175 posted [p:968328242] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Wasn't there a comedian who made a joke about this and how he'd rather have 72 experienced chicks who knew what they hell they were doing? Granted that's probably a common joke to make but I remember his being a pretty funny version.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 09/27/22 12:35:24 PM #27:	In The Chronicles of Wormwood, there is a suicide bomber in Heaven. He gets his reward... taking care of 72 screaming babies, and it drives him crazy. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:968328351] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>In The Chronicles of Wormwood, there is a suicide bomber in Heaven.He gets his reward... taking care of 72 screaming babies, and it drives him crazy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 09/27/22 3:37:53 PM #28:	Holy_Cloud105 posted... Probably 12 like their prophet had. My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay. Lol --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:968332254] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Cloud105 posted... </cite><quote>Probably 12 like their prophet had.My family is Muslim and when I bring that up to them they're like "He never touched her until she became an adult!" Yeah, okay.</quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 09/27/22 4:27:18 PM #30:	not a fan of this emoji but when it has to be used, it has to be used... --- Always check timestamps... <cite>FigureOfSpeech posted [p:968333398] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>not a fan of this emoji but when it has to be used, it has to be used...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 09/27/22 4:28:57 PM #31:	--- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:968333438] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prismsblade 09/27/22 4:31:56 PM #32:	I'd assume of child bearing age, either at the earliest and or around a woman's peak years of fertility. If only for variety sake. --- 3DS FC:3368-5403-9633 Name: Kaizer PSN: Blackkaizer <cite>Prismsblade posted [p:968333498] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>I'd assume of child bearing age, either at the earliest and or around a woman's peak years of fertility. If only for variety sake.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 09/27/22 4:33:22 PM #33:	Who wants virgins? Give me 72 girls who know how to get freak nasty <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:968333531] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>Who wants virgins? Give me 72 girls who know how to get freak nasty</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdrianBeterson 09/27/22 4:34:31 PM #34:	https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-83582-8_21 the myth of 72 virgins in Paradise for a (presumably male) martyr is just that, appearing nowhere in the Quran. Wanna spread more bullshit OP? --- https://imgur.com/EvtcK3P <cite>AdrianBeterson posted [p:968333560] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-030-83582-8_21the myth of 72 virgins in Paradise for a (presumably male) martyr is just that, appearing nowhere in the Quran.Wanna spread more bullshit OP?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrMallard 09/27/22 4:35:00 PM #36:	I dunno, you'd have to ask someone who got their virgins in the afterlife. --- Rest your head - you've got two pillows to choose from in a queen-sized bed Now Playing: Paladins, Minecraft, Danganronpa <cite>MrMallard posted [p:968333570] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>I dunno, you'd have to ask someone who got their virgins in the afterlife.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Boombam99 09/27/22 4:35:35 PM #37:	When you're dead, shouldnt your otherworldly body ascend past earthly body pleasures? <cite>Boombam99 posted [p:968333584] in So in Isla... [t:80179827]...</cite> <quote>When you're dead, shouldnt your otherworldly body ascend past earthly body pleasures?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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