Board 8 > Why is there so much incest in Star Wars?

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RikkuAlmighty
09/17/22 1:16:14 PM
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I like the game otherwise, but holy shit.

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FFDragon
09/17/22 1:21:06 PM
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Skywalkers have to keep the bloodline pure

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Leonhart4
09/17/22 1:33:22 PM
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"Somehow, I've always known."

Meaning Leia knew Luke was her twin when she made out with him to make Han jealous

Great work, Lucas

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banananor
09/17/22 2:40:24 PM
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What is there, aside from luke & Leia?

That one was for sure a retcon- they weren't supposed to be related until they started writing the sequel and their subplot was awkwardly dropped

Is this a reference to one of the Disney shows?

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HanOfTheNekos
09/17/22 2:44:09 PM
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You know why

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Grimlyn
09/17/22 2:46:36 PM
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Rey is Kylo's great aunt

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guffguy89
09/17/22 2:55:59 PM
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The Hutts seem sus

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RikkuAlmighty
09/17/22 3:02:13 PM
#8:


guffguy89 posted...
The Hutts seem sus

wait until you meet Jabbas uncle.

Grabba the Butt


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MacArrowny
09/17/22 3:02:36 PM
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Palpatine is Anakin's dad and Rey's grandfather, yeah. So one of Rey's parents is Anakin's sibling. Rey and Leia are cousins. That makes Rey Kylo's cousin once removed.

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most_games_r_ok
09/17/22 3:03:58 PM
#10:


Star wars wouldn't be star wars without the incest.

Palpatine knew what he was setting up.

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Grimlyn
09/17/22 3:06:06 PM
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MacArrowny posted...
Palpatine is Anakin's dad and Rey's grandfather, yeah. So one of Rey's parents is Anakin's sibling. Rey and Leia are cousins. That makes Rey Kylo's cousin once removed.
Rey's dad is also a clone of Palpatine tho, so genetically, Rey's dad is Palaptine.

(although being fair, he's a failed clone, which makes Rey a failed great aunt)

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Mewtwo59
09/17/22 3:06:13 PM
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Didn't some supplemental material say that Palpatine's "son" was actually his clone, which means genetically Rey and Kylo are even closer than that?

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RikkuAlmighty
09/17/22 3:08:37 PM
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Wait

how did i miss all of this clone business

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banananor
09/17/22 3:24:41 PM
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Ha, nice/sussy meme. I feel lame for correcting you, but Palpatine is not Anakin's father

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GANON1025
09/17/22 3:39:17 PM
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Palatine isnt really Annakins dad, though. He just maybe may have manipulated the force to get Shmi pregnant

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MacArrowny
09/17/22 3:50:59 PM
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Yeah I guess getting a woman pregnant by force doesn't mean you're here son's dad

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Grimlyn
09/17/22 3:52:42 PM
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just add another word on the list

failed great force aunt

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Grimlyn
09/17/22 3:52:55 PM
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sorry failed great force half aunt

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RikkuAlmighty
09/17/22 4:46:39 PM
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Forced conception

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HanOfTheNekos
09/17/22 5:32:41 PM
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If you help a cow to breed, does that make you the calf's parent?

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Leonhart4
09/17/22 5:33:44 PM
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HanOfTheNekos posted...
If you help a cow to breed, does that make you the calf's parent?

He'd be your well done son

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CassandraCain
09/17/22 5:50:19 PM
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I think the more accurate question would be if you donated sperm, in this case magical sperm, then is the resulting child your son?

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guffguy89
09/17/22 6:25:48 PM
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Is not Jesus God's son?

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Hbthebattle
09/17/22 6:28:34 PM
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i thought it was Darth Plaugeis who created Anakin, not Palpantine himself

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