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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:25:34 PM
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This is because they are fun and interesting, much like any time you visit a Subway location and get a delicious meal of your own creation.

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Evening_Dragon
09/10/22 7:26:52 PM
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I'm assuming you're drunk again. Subway is terrible.

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itachi15243
09/10/22 7:27:29 PM
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I'm just beyond confused here

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AldousIsDead
09/10/22 7:27:44 PM
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What the actual fuck.

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Smackems
09/10/22 7:27:45 PM
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I like subway meatball subs

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PiOverlord
09/10/22 7:27:52 PM
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HUH? Wtf are you on about.

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COVxy
09/10/22 7:27:54 PM
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I don't even understand the joke here, but it seems offensive.

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The_Popo
09/10/22 7:28:14 PM
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I dont know if this topic is pro-trans, anti-trans, or a Subway ad

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NeonOctopus
09/10/22 7:28:17 PM
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I remember my first beer

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ToadallyAwesome
09/10/22 7:29:21 PM
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COVxy posted...
I don't even understand the joke here, but it seems offensive.

I dont think there is even a joke.

This is a yikes all around

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Evening_Dragon
09/10/22 7:29:43 PM
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I'm sure tc means well. It's just that Subway sucks, and he's too drunk to realize that the sub he got is mostly lettuce.

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DespondentDeity
09/10/22 7:30:12 PM
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Am I offended?

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ThePrinceFish
09/10/22 7:30:52 PM
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what

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Evening_Dragon
09/10/22 7:30:56 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
I dont think there is even a joke.

This is a yikes all around

Is English your first language? Cause if not: The context suggests that tc holds Subway in high regard, which is why he uses it as a favorable comparison.

The issue is that everyone else thinks Subway sucks.

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:31:06 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
I'm assuming you're drunk again. Subway is terrible.
I'm a little hungover, but not in the same league as last weekend.

It might be a difference between Australian subway and American subway. I love subway.

itachi15243 posted...
I'm just beyond confused here
Well you see, subway has a distinctive smell when you walk into the building and it's a fun and neat experience. I'm saying that trans girls are a similar experience to walking into a subway, because they are a breath of fresh air and an unreplicable experience.

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AngelsNAirwav3s
09/10/22 7:31:33 PM
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I didnt know they let Jared post on CE while in jail


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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:34:26 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
What the actual fuck.
You heard me.
Smackems posted...
I like subway meatball subs
Pizza subs are my favorite, but apparently America doesn't have them. Two types of salami, marinara sauce and all the salad you can eat.
COVxy posted...
I don't even understand the joke here, but it seems offensive.
There's no joke. It's a generalisation, but it's a funny generalisation with positive intent. If you knew a person who smelled like Subway, wouldn't you always be happy to see them?
The_Popo posted...
I dont know if this topic is pro-trans, anti-trans, or a Subway ad
Pro-trans + Subway ad.

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Kimbos_Egg
09/10/22 7:35:46 PM
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they smell like sub par food?

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Wolverine
09/10/22 7:36:31 PM
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MrMallard posted...
I'm a little hungover, but not in the same league as last weekend.

It might be a difference between Australian subway and American subway. I love subway.

Well you see, subway has a distinctive smell when you walk into the building and it's a fun and neat experience. I'm saying that trans girls are a similar experience to walking into a subway, because they are a breath of fresh air and an unreplicable experience.

If you want a truly unreplicable experience wait until you visit an olive garden restaurant
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Crescente
09/10/22 7:36:38 PM
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COVxy posted...
I don't even understand the joke here, but it seems offensive.

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Robot2600
09/10/22 7:36:44 PM
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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:37:38 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
I'm sure tc means well. It's just that Subway sucks, and he's too drunk to realize that the sub he got is mostly lettuce.
Subway is an acquired taste. If you don't like it, acquire some taste.
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

No you see, trans people are in the same room as Subway. How else are you gonna get a full sandwich and a quesadilla if you're standing outside the Subway?

Evening_Dragon posted...
Is English your first language? Cause if not: The context suggests that tc holds Subway in high regard, which is why he uses it as a favorable comparison.

The issue is that everyone else thinks Subway sucks.
Thanks for the breakdown. Honestly, it could be a difference in how Subway is prepared in Australia compared to everywhere else.

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ElatedVenusaur
09/10/22 7:37:57 PM
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I'll have you know that I smell like good food, not like the slop at Subway's. I at least smell as good as a Jersey Mike's, thank you very much!

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:38:37 PM
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Kimbos_Egg posted...
they smell like sub par food?
Kimbo prepares terrible eggs, so I guess we're in the same boat homie.

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Evening_Dragon
09/10/22 7:39:37 PM
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Every other developed nation has higher fast food standards than the US, so it might check out.

Just, Subway? It boggles the mind.

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:40:26 PM
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Robot2600 posted...
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ElatedVenusaur posted...
I'll have you know that I smell like good food, not like the slop at Subway's. I at least smell as good as a Jersey Mike's, thank you very much!
Noted. Never been to jersey mikes, based on the name I bet they cook exclusively steaks.

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ToadallyAwesome
09/10/22 7:40:57 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Is English your first language? Cause if not: The context suggests that tc holds Subway in high regard, which is why he uses it as a favorable comparison.

The issue is that everyone else thinks Subway sucks.

I was stating there wasnt a joke there, it was just being offensive.

Not sure why you are insinuating English isnt my first language.

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:41:40 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Every other developed nation has higher fast food standards than the US, so it might check out.

Just, Subway? It boggles the mind.
Bread tastes good, salami tastes good, vegetables taste good, sauce tastes good.

I also love eating KFC and Burger King (Hungry Jacks). Subway stands out.

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Evening_Dragon
09/10/22 7:42:31 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
I was stating there wasnt a joke there, it was just being offensive.

Not sure why you are insinuating English isnt my first language.

Well, because your reading comprehension is poor, and I try to remember that we have a significant amount of ESL users.

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Gwynevere
09/10/22 7:42:43 PM
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DespondentDeity posted...
Am I offended?
I am

I smell closer to something classy like a Penn Station

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:45:04 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
I am

I smell closer to something classy like a Penn Station
You smell like paper and ink? That's neat too, respect.

never eaten at a Penn Station

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COVxy
09/10/22 7:46:37 PM
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Gwynevere posted...
I am

I smell closer to something classy like a Penn Station

You have made a tragic error, there's a (at least one) subway inside Penn.

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Hornswoggled
09/10/22 7:49:53 PM
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So was it ever determined if it's really tuna or not?
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Hoodroar
09/10/22 7:50:29 PM
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I laughed just because of how tacky and poor taste this is, basically at TC rather than with. >_>

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Oubliettes
09/10/22 7:51:23 PM
#36:


MrMallard posted...


Well you see, subway has a distinctive smell when you walk into the building and it's a fun and neat experience.


that smell is yeast my man

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:51:30 PM
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Hoodroar posted...
I laughed just because of how tacky and poor taste this is, basically at TC rather than with. >_>
I mean hating subway is pretty tacky and of poor taste, so
Hornswoggled posted...
So was it ever determined if it's really tuna or not?
oh yeah never get the tuna. that's one thing we agree on.

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ToadallyAwesome
09/10/22 7:51:50 PM
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Evening_Dragon posted...
Well, because your reading comprehension is poor, and I try to remember that we have a significant amount of ESL users.

You can keep thinking that but what I said isnt bad or wrong in anyway. Its actually a pretty standard remark.

You are being oddly condescending for no reason about this.

For the record, I fully understood the context but most people would think comparing a segment of people to the smell of an unliked sandwich chain is offensive.

But even if it was meant to be a joke, its still punching down which is just mean spirited in itself. Thus its still wrong.

Is that enough to justify my innocuous comment about a horrible take the TC made?

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09/10/22 7:53:41 PM
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Strider102
09/10/22 7:54:29 PM
#42:


Ummmmmm

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:56:51 PM
#43:


ToadallyAwesome posted...
For the record, I fully understood the context but most people would think comparing a segment of people to the smell of an unliked sandwich chain is offensive.
Honestly never got the hate for Subway. Not every subway experience has been positive, but a sheer majority of subway experiences have been a delight.

Apologies to folks who thought I was insulting trans people. I can assure you that I was speaking with only the highest praise.
ToadallyAwesome posted...
But even if it was meant to be a joke, its still punching down which is just mean spirited in itself. Thus its still wrong.
Sure. But for what it's worth, the topic title and every post I've made since has been intended to be complimentary and to elevate trans girls. If you don't like subway, that's a you problem.

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JuanCarlos1
09/10/22 7:56:59 PM
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I laughed at how off the wall that was

But I can say that people usually hate subways smell cause it tends to linger on you for a good while.

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:58:24 PM
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If I was intending to insult trans girls, I wouldn't have specified that the Subway in question was the restaurant and not a train.

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MrMallard
09/10/22 7:58:54 PM
#46:


JuanCarlos1 posted...
But I can say that people usually hate subways smell cause it tends to linger on you for a good while.
That seems like the opposite of a problem. Free cologne.

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gunplagirl
09/10/22 7:59:27 PM
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What the fuck is this topic

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Smackems
09/10/22 8:01:13 PM
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Man y'all out y'all mind subway is great when it's done right

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MrMallard
09/10/22 8:01:28 PM
#50:


gunplagirl posted...
What the fuck is this topic
Apparently more people dislike subway than I anticipated.

Honestly I was expecting this to be like an 8 post topic, but by the time I replied to posts #2 and #3, there had already been 14 replies.

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ToadallyAwesome
09/10/22 8:03:25 PM
#51:


MrMallard posted...
Honestly never got the hate for Subway. Not every subway experience has been positive, but a sheer majority of subway experiences have been a delight.

Apologies to folks who thought I was insulting trans people. I can assure you that I was speaking with only the highest praise.

Sure. But for what it's worth, the topic title and every post I've made since has been intended to be complimentary and to elevate trans girls. If you don't like subway, that's a you problem.

That seems fair. Seems like a miscommunication and/or culture differences.

I am more glad that its been cleared up without having people go on a 3 page flame war about this. Its been done to death over much more petty shit on this board.


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