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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 6:11:00 AM
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Would you take it?


Money is after tax but if you take it you'll father a child with Hollywood Actress Amber Heard.

You don't know what the sex will be. Odds of getting twins/triplets are the same as any normal pregnancy.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/1/AAZiH8AADpZN.jpg

Would you do it?

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R1masher
09/07/22 6:24:59 AM
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Does she give birth on my bed?

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Ratchetrockon
09/07/22 6:38:52 AM
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Money

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/07/22 6:39:25 AM
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you know that child gonna need extra potty training...
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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 8:32:53 AM
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R1masher posted...
Does she give birth on my bed?
Unlikely

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CE_gonna_CE
09/07/22 8:33:07 AM
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Pass

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/07/22 8:52:30 AM
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Ya'll are nuts passing up on this ez big money child support.

Dont even have to raise the little goldmine, just use a fraction of the child support for boarding somewhere else.

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/07/22 9:04:07 AM
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The chances of me actually meeting my sibling are astronomically low, I'll take the money.

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Guide
09/07/22 9:05:56 AM
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Don't need a giant bruiser of a sociopath out there in 18 years.

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Virgalyssa
09/07/22 10:01:44 AM
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How do I do that with no male reproductive organs?

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IShall_Run_Amok
09/07/22 10:05:15 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
The chances of me actually meeting my sibling are astronomically low, I'll take the money.
Sorry, I misread the topic title as "your father has a child with Amber Heard".

I don't think I want to have sex with Amber Heard so no money for me.

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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 11:08:26 AM
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Virgalyssa posted...
How do I do that with no male reproductive organs?
You'll temporally acquire them

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Lost_All_Senses
09/07/22 11:09:22 AM
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This question a few years ago tho ...we would of never knew >_>. If that ain't life, I don't know what is.

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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 11:53:06 AM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
just use a fraction of the child support for boarding somewhere else.
father of the year right here

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Jerry_Hellyeah
09/07/22 12:23:54 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
father of the year right here

Said the guy paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars to people to produce unwanted children with strangers.

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UnfairRepresent
09/07/22 1:16:15 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
Said the guy paying out hundreds of thousands of dollars to people to produce unwanted children with strangers.

i never did that

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Heartomaton
09/07/22 1:17:56 PM
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No amount of money is worth having a crotch spawn.

Not. Worth it.

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TerraSeeker
09/07/22 3:08:51 PM
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I guess it's not bad. I know she's crazy, but it doesn't mean we have to be together. Hopefully with the money and her past misdeeds I can get custody and raise the kid away from the crazy lady.

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Adam
09/07/22 3:10:31 PM
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You'll probably worry more about the mother shitting the bed than the baby.

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Kimbos_Egg
09/07/22 6:11:40 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Money


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Tappor
09/07/22 6:13:27 PM
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No lol

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Letron_James
09/07/22 6:14:02 PM
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No because we'd create a serial killer

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UnfairRepresent
09/08/22 3:45:30 AM
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TerraSeeker posted...
I can get custody
Good luck with that

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UnfairRepresent
09/09/22 7:07:10 AM
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Dead even so far

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