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Count_Drachma
09/05/22 4:19:14 AM
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Over the long weekend, I've watched Conan (2011) and The Wolverine. They were enjoyable. I had overlooked Conan since it kinda bombed. Now I'm disappointed it didn't get any sequels.

Then last weekend or the weekend before, I watched Dracula Untold. Although it was pretty lousy, it had its moments. I'm fine with that not getting any sequels, even if it tanked a cinematic universe.


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JigsawTDCII
09/05/22 4:51:36 AM
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really insightful feel like i learned a lot from your reviews thanks
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Count_Drachma
09/05/22 5:35:20 AM
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JigsawTDCII posted...
really insightful feel like i learned a lot from your reviews thanks

Not as much to say about these ones, tbh. TW's story has some glaring logic gaps to make the final act work, but it's still probably my favorite X-Men franchise film so far. Conan more or less delivered on what I might want from a fantasy film, although the gore and deaths got silly at times. However, it hooked me from the opening narration.

And then I have a somewhat longer version of my thoughts about Dracula Untold on the horror board.

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Straughan
09/05/22 5:38:25 AM
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Dracula Untold was worth it just for the cave scene with Charles Dance.
https://youtu.be/RlGLv50LDz8

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ParanoidObsessive
09/05/22 8:28:12 AM
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Count_Drachma posted...
I had overlooked Conan since it kinda bombed. Now I'm disappointed it didn't get any sequels.

I feel like it mostly bombed because the average person has the indelible impression in their minds that Conan = Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The Jason Momoa film is probably closer to the actual Conan stories in terms of how he's presented and the sort of story being told, but that doesn't matter because the average person/moviegoer doesn't actually know anything about the original stories. Sort of similar to the thing that hurt John Carter when that came out (because the director was an idiot and assumed everyone today grows up reading Edgar Rice Burroughs, so they didn't bother to advertise it effectively).

Though it also kind of suffered from being a "too many cooks" situation that got stuck in development hell for a while and never quite gelled the way it was meant to. A more streamlined production probably would have resulted in a better movie (though it still likely would have bombed, because again, Arnold).

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Twiroach
09/05/22 8:52:54 AM
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To be honest I don't think the average person has any impression of Conan at all anymore. It's not a strong brand.

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Grendel_Prime
09/05/22 10:01:59 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
"too many cooks"
https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8

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ParanoidObsessive
09/05/22 10:27:31 AM
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Grendel_Prime posted...
https://youtu.be/QrGrOK8oZG8

Was wondering if someone was going to reference that.

I'd originally capitalized "Too Many Cooks", then went back and changed it to try and make it slightly less likely. Didn't work!

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11110111011
09/05/22 12:12:05 PM
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This thread just made me want to go and watch Red Sonja.
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Straughan
09/05/22 12:30:20 PM
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Really unfair of her to use max armor class. But whatever...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/5/AAfGAbAADo_B.jpg

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ParanoidObsessive
09/05/22 4:28:00 PM
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11110111011 posted...
This thread just made me want to go and watch Red Sonja.

That movie was such a disappointment.

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