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FL81
08/26/22 12:53:58 PM
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using magnetic stimulation
https://soranews24.com/2022/08/25/japanese-scientists-succeed-at-causing-depression-in-monkeys-using-magnetic-stimulation/

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Heartomaton
08/26/22 12:56:14 PM
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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Japanese scientist team: Let's make the monkeys depressed.

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nfearurspecimn
08/26/22 12:57:02 PM
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I remember hearing a story about how they trapped a monkey in a mud pit that it couldn't climb out of and be with the other monkeys and it got depressed and resigned itself to hopelessness.

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__aCEr__
08/26/22 12:57:39 PM
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Bonzo just doesn't get out of bed anymore.

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/26/22 12:58:05 PM
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Introduced them to capitalism.

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Maze_
08/26/22 12:58:54 PM
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isn't the point of this to help treat depression In humans?

They're not just torturing monkeys for a laugh.


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WilliamPorygon
08/26/22 1:01:57 PM
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That's nice, now can they cure it

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/26/22 1:02:50 PM
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Maze_ posted...
isn't the point of this to help treat depression In humans?

They're not just torturing monkeys for a laugh.
So fucking what? Harming animals to help humans is not okay. You want to do risky experimentation to benefit humans? Do it on consenting humans.

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g0ldie
08/26/22 1:03:17 PM
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monkey: man...wtf

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Maze_
08/26/22 1:13:05 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
So fucking what? Harming animals to help humans is not okay. You

Are you a vegan? Most people aren't

And most drugs + some surgeries are tested on animals first

Yeah if this helps treat depression it's worth it.

I like animals too but come on dude

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Kurt_Russel
08/26/22 1:14:33 PM
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Sad monke
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/5/AAfPwcAADmtj.jpg

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g0ldie
08/26/22 1:22:10 PM
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Kurt_Russel posted...
Sad monke


how I stand in the shower sometimes

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bigblu89
08/26/22 1:25:09 PM
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EmbraceOfDeath posted...
So fucking what? Harming animals to help humans is not okay. You want to do risky experimentation to benefit humans? Do it on consenting humans.
He says, in his leather shoes while eating a chicken sandwich.

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Ratchetrockon
08/26/22 1:26:02 PM
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Lil_Bit83
08/26/22 1:26:47 PM
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Why do all scientists hate animals and want to torture and kill them?

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Alucard188
08/26/22 1:30:06 PM
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Did they make them browse Twitter or something?

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Questionmarktarius
08/26/22 1:31:25 PM
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Magnets can be trivially purchased. Ketamine cannot.
Shows you where society's priorities are, eh?
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Freddie_Mercury
08/26/22 1:31:37 PM
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pray for mojo

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ChrisTaka
08/26/22 1:33:28 PM
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Sciencing the depression out of people sounds useful yet unethical at the same time lol

Though I guess we already sorta do that with medicine

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nfearurspecimn
08/26/22 1:34:06 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Sciencing the depression out of people sounds useful yet unethical at the same time lol
hey I'd take it over depression

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Irony
08/26/22 2:11:21 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/8/AAJHVqAADmuE.jpg

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YugiNoob
08/26/22 2:13:38 PM
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I am full Japanese and all I can say about my brethren is

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/6/AAPV5JAADMfw.jpg

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Turbam
08/26/22 2:15:26 PM
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Kami_no_Kami
08/26/22 2:16:35 PM
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Finally!
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Spidey5
08/26/22 2:18:56 PM
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Gentlemen: We did it.

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TomClark
08/26/22 2:20:01 PM
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But... why?

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rustykranz4
08/26/22 2:23:33 PM
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Guess they never watched 28 Days Latet

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COVxy
08/26/22 2:31:16 PM
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This is probably one of the least invasive monkey experiments you'll see. Idk why this one would cause outrage.

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Seaman_Prime
08/26/22 2:33:50 PM
#31:


That scientists name? Frieza
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PBusted
08/28/22 12:35:13 AM
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rustykranz4 posted...
Guess they never watched 28 Days Latet
Depressed zombies seem easier to handle
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Ricemills
08/28/22 12:52:39 AM
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that's not a nice way to address the Otaku and Weebs.

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