Current Events > Famous podcaster Lisa Ann tells caller "penis size" does not matter

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Darkprince21
08/22/22 9:37:04 PM
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"Being overweight also means I have a micro-penis which is only three inches long. Would I ever please a woman?"

And Lisa, being the absolute gem that she is, was quick to reassure her concerned follower.
She said: "We have to let go of the bad experiences weve had in order to open the door for good experiences to happen."

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Crimson_Corsair
08/22/22 9:39:29 PM
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This is probably the best news you've ever read in your life.

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Blue_Inigo
08/22/22 9:39:42 PM
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I didn't know weight determined penis size

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DanChase
08/22/22 9:40:19 PM
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Does this mean my giant penis is a bad thing?
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R1masher
08/22/22 9:41:15 PM
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I lost 150 pounds, now my dick looks bigger

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Darkprince21
08/22/22 9:42:05 PM
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R1masher posted...
I lost 150 pounds, now my dick looks bigger
Congrats man
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au_gold
08/22/22 9:44:42 PM
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Literally the perfect woman.

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Michael_Booth
08/22/22 9:44:56 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I didn't know weight determined penis size

"You can also bury your penis with an unhealthy lifestyle. Obesity is one of the major causes of penises looking smaller, as a result of the increased fat tissue at the base of the penis.
Losing 10kg (1st 8lb) or so will give the penis an extra centimetre in length." -- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8682669/How-losing-weight-help-men-gain-centimetre.html (while it is the Dailymail, the actual article is from a urologist.)
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VampireCoyote
08/22/22 9:46:08 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I didn't know weight determined penis size

being fat enough will actually make it smaller, the pubic area fat will get so large that it starts to envelop the thing at the base

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Back_Stabbath
08/22/22 9:50:36 PM
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Find a woman/dude who has had bad experiences with big dick or straight up just isn't a fan of it, and get good practice in with your hands and mouth.

ba-da-bing.

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Popcorn2000
08/22/22 9:53:42 PM
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Crimson_Corsair posted...
This is probably the best news you've ever read in your life.

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VeggetaX
08/22/22 9:59:03 PM
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Crimson_Corsair posted...
This is probably the best news you've ever read in your life.
It's definitely the best news I've ever read in my life

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SauI_Goodman
08/22/22 10:01:54 PM
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3 inches is small but not a micro.
This is one of those half truthd. Some women are definitely size queens and others cant take a big one. It all depends on her preference.

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haloiscoolisbak
08/22/22 10:03:39 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
I didn't know weight determined penis size

I think it can definitely determines erection strength so that kinda correlates with "max size"

Erections are kind of a scale I've realised after losing weight. I could have sex with an 80% hard dick, but after losing a lot of weight the size difference was noticeable. I didn't even fully realise it wasn't getting as hard and as big as it could be til I got skinny

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Darkprince21
08/22/22 10:06:56 PM
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VeggetaX posted...
It's definitely the best news I've ever read in my life
micro penises of CE unite!
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Darkprince21
08/23/22 5:34:42 PM
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Up
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Naysaspace
08/23/22 5:37:05 PM
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thats not a famous podcaster, thats a famous porn star.
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Blue_Inigo
08/23/22 5:42:10 PM
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Michael_Booth posted...
"You can also bury your penis with an unhealthy lifestyle. Obesity is one of the major causes of penises looking smaller, as a result of the increased fat tissue at the base of the penis.
Losing 10kg (1st 8lb) or so will give the penis an extra centimetre in length." -- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-8682669/How-losing-weight-help-men-gain-centimetre.html (while it is the Dailymail, the actual article is from a urologist.)
.....BRB losing 80 pounds

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