Current Events > JJ Abrams has been sitting on the Portal film rights for a decade now

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Smashingpmkns
08/07/22 8:38:31 PM
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Dude sucks. Portal could make for a decent movie if done right (by that I mean if Abrams had nothing to do with it)

Fun fact: Abrams supposedly picked Dan Trachtenberg (director of Prey) to make 10 Cloverfield Lane after he saw his Portal short fan film

https://youtu.be/4drucg1A6Xk

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Noumas
08/07/22 8:49:33 PM
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Oh wow. I didn't know any of this or that video even existed thanks!
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/07/22 8:50:47 PM
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He should give them to Rian Johnson.

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Noumas
08/09/22 10:35:52 PM
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Why is it that the fan films eg like the uncharted one are better than the actual movie?
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TheUmbersun
08/09/22 10:38:16 PM
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Noumas posted...
Why is it that the fan films eg like the uncharted one are better than the actual movie?
One of life's greatest mysteries
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Smashingpmkns
08/09/22 11:30:46 PM
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Noumas posted...
Why is it that the fan films eg like the uncharted one are better than the actual movie?
Think it depends on the franchise a lot of the time. 99% of Star Wars fan films are complete garbage lol but most fan films are self funded and they're hungry filmmakers so I would assume they do their absolute best. Plus not a lot of hands in the pot kinda thing.

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pegusus123456
08/09/22 11:37:13 PM
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Noumas posted...
Why is it that the fan films eg like the uncharted one are better than the actual movie?
They're passion projects that you only ever hear about if they're really good. They're also typically very short which avoids a lot of the problems you'd have with adapting a video game into a movie. Portal, for instance, would be extremely difficult to adapt as its very short on characters.

But while we're on the subject, here's another good Portal fan film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x2l0NgSvyM

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Zikten
08/09/22 11:46:30 PM
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They're made by fans

Official movies are made to make a profit. By people who don't care about the source material
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008Zulu
08/09/22 11:48:31 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

JJ sucks at puzzles. He tries to hold off answering for as long as he can, and when he does the answer is always severely underwhelming.

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Noumas
08/12/22 7:01:27 AM
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I bet jj abrams would turn cake is a lie into something like the wheel from the island on lost.
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MelbuFrahma4
08/15/22 7:51:56 AM
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He shoul give it to someone else.

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Funkydog
08/15/22 8:58:10 AM
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For the best.

An actual length film I can only see being beyond garbage.

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Kim_Seong-a
08/15/22 9:10:15 AM
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How would you even make a full length Portal movie?

If they try to be faithful I can only see it turning into a trippy Cube clone, but with Chell being the only survivor and facing off against Mrs Balls in a climax

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Noumas
08/18/22 6:50:02 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
How would you even make a full length Portal movie?

If they try to be faithful I can only see it turning into a trippy Cube clone, but with Chell being the only survivor and facing off against Mrs Balls in a climax
They could make it a prequel/sequel/spinoff to half life since aperture science is in the same universe as those dudes
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Noumas
08/21/22 7:38:57 AM
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Funkydog posted...
For the best.

An actual length film I can only see being beyond garbage.
I think a 40 minute movie could work if they include the plot of both 1 and 2 with maybe a romance between Wheatley and Glados
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pegusus123456
08/21/22 8:00:43 AM
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Noumas posted...
maybe a romance between Wheatley and Glados
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXE55Mz1dfI

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Hayame_Zero
08/21/22 8:05:31 AM
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Noumas posted...
They could make it a prequel/sequel/spinoff to half life since aperture science is in the same universe as those dudes
If it was similar to the laboratory scenes in Cabin in the Woods, that might work

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Noumas
08/24/22 1:13:50 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXE55Mz1dfI
Teehee the banter that leads to sexual tension

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DanChase
08/24/22 1:15:18 AM
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J.J. the hack.
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VigorouslySwish
08/24/22 1:16:01 AM
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Portal is a puzzle game wtf would the plot be

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Noumas
08/26/22 3:42:02 AM
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VigorouslySwish posted...
Portal is a puzzle game wtf would the plot be
By that logic, you could say the same about uncharted and resident evil
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Joelypoely
08/26/22 3:51:03 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
How would you even make a full length Portal movie?

If they try to be faithful I can only see it turning into a trippy Cube clone, but with Chell being the only survivor and facing off against Mrs Balls in a climax


My first thought was Cube style as well. It could be a loose Portal adaptation.

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Noumas
08/28/22 5:37:48 AM
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Joelypoely posted...
My first thought was Cube style as well. It could be a loose Portal adaptation.
That could work, but it would have to capture the dark humor of the original
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MabusIncarnate
08/28/22 5:46:59 AM
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If they did it I would want it to be a comedy horror.

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Noumas
08/30/22 6:05:05 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
If they did it I would want it to be a comedy horror.
Yup that's the way to go. With some great visual effects and creative use of the portal gun
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