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Trumble 08/05/22 6:45:19 AM #1:	$15,000,000, but your death will be a pitbull attack. Take it Leave it $15,000,000, but your death will be a pitbull attack. - Results (55 votes) Take it 52.73% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 47.27% (26 votes) 26 This does not change when you die, it only changes how you die. All further details (eg. is it one pibble or multiple?) are unknown until it actually happens. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967086944] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote> $15,000,000, but your death will be a pitbull attack. Take it Leave it Vote View Results $15,000,000, but your death will be a pitbull attack. - Results (55 votes) Take it 52.73% (29 votes) 29 Leave it 47.27% (26 votes) 26 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80119262', message: '0', key: 'e64c9110' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } This does not change when you die, it only changes how you die. All further details (eg. is it one pibble or multiple?) are unknown until it actually happens. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/05/22 6:57:47 AM #2:	So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:967087041] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Illuminoius 08/05/22 7:52:39 AM #3:	it's like you don't even try to make the money undesirable <cite>Illuminoius posted [p:967087572] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>it's like you don't even try to make the money undesirable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 08/05/22 8:12:10 AM #4:	gunplagirl posted... So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank. I assume if they shoot you a pitbull comes out of the gun and bites you in the neck. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:967087791] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank.</quote> I assume if they shoot you a pitbull comes out of the gun and bites you in the neck. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 08/05/22 8:14:00 AM #5:	Relient_K posted... I assume if they shoot you a pitbull comes out of the gun and bites you in the neck. What if this is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and dogs never have a happy ending? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:967087813] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Relient_K posted... </cite> <quote>I assume if they shoot you a pitbull comes out of the gun and bites you in the neck.</quote>What if this is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and dogs never have a happy ending? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 08/05/22 8:19:28 AM #6:	gunplagirl posted... What if this is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and dogs never have a happy ending? I don't know what this means >_> I've never watched that. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:967087891] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>What if this is JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and dogs never have a happy ending?</quote> I don't know what this means >_> I've never watched that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeadBankerDream 08/05/22 8:20:27 AM #7:	I don't know why, but nothing makes me as consistently laugh on CE as pitbull topic titles. --- "That thick shaft that causes women to shudder!" <cite>DeadBankerDream posted [p:967087907] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>I don't know why, but nothing makes me as consistently laugh on CE as pitbull topic titles. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/05/22 8:57:38 AM #8:	gunplagirl posted... So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank. If you would've otherwise been shot and died, a pitbull will either gain access, or one (or more) was already there. Or perhaps you survive the shot but are wounded and taken to hospital, where the nurse is actually three pitbulls in a trenchcoat. Etc. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967088449] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>gunplagirl posted... </cite> <quote>So like, could I use the knowledge of my death being pitbull related to become an unkillable hero? Armed robbery? This won't kill me unless a pitbull magically gets inside the store or bank.</quote>If you would've otherwise been shot and died, a pitbull will either gain access, or one (or more) was already there. Or perhaps you survive the shot but are wounded and taken to hospital, where the nurse is actually three pitbulls in a trenchcoat. Etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Kazuya 08/05/22 9:01:03 AM #9:	I feel like I'd have constant anxiety --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master_Kazuya posted [p:967088510] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>I feel like I'd have constant anxiety </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nukazie 08/05/22 9:01:37 AM #10:	give moenys --- Life is just a journey from the maternity ward to the crematorium. <cite>Nukazie posted [p:967088519] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>give moenys </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Koishi 08/05/22 6:20:49 PM #11:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/1/AAfA0RAADiGB.jpg --- *The Closed Eyes of Love* <cite>Koishi posted [p:967100221] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/1/AAfA0RAADiGB.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kami_no_Kami 08/05/22 6:28:30 PM #12:	Do the dogs have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? <cite>Kami_no_Kami posted [p:967100373] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Do the dogs have bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 08/05/22 6:29:48 PM #13:	Licked to death by a pitbull. There are worse ways to go. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:967100399] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Licked to death by a pitbull. There are worse ways to go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 08/05/22 6:30:16 PM #14:	15mil cash but I have to let Mr. Worldwide shank me. Yeeeeeeah that's a no. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:967100411] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>15mil cash but I have to let Mr. Worldwide shank me. Yeeeeeeah that's a no. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 08/05/22 6:32:25 PM #15:	iM GONNA SAY YES BECAUSE i DON'T BELIEVE IN pITBULLS. --- gamefaqs.gamespot.gamestop.com <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:967100458] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>iM GONNA SAY YES BECAUSE i DON'T BELIEVE IN pITBULLS. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 08/05/22 6:36:09 PM #16:	The way I walk up to loose pitbulls to see if I can yell at them to go home, this might happen to me anyway. Ill take the money --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:967100539] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>The way I walk up to loose pitbulls to see if I can yell at them to go home, this might happen to me anyway. Ill take the money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
David1988 08/05/22 6:39:41 PM #17:	Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 <cite>David1988 posted [p:967100612] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/05/22 6:41:28 PM #18:	David1988 posted... Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already If you ban pitbulls, only the bad guys will have pitbulls, and there won't be any good guys with a pitbull to stop them. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967100644] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already</quote>If you ban pitbulls, only the bad guys will have pitbulls, and there won't be any good guys with a pitbull to stop them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElleRagu 08/05/22 6:47:25 PM #19:	take the money, move to the countryside in a nation that banned pitbulls enjoy money --- MARTIAL ARTS LANGUAGE COMMENCES <cite>ElleRagu posted [p:967100805] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>take the money, move to the countryside in a nation that banned pitbulls enjoy money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/05/22 6:48:15 PM #20:	ElleRagu posted... take the money, move to the countryside in a nation that banned pitbulls enjoy money You might end up effectively being responsible for pitbulls evolving wings. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967100824] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>ElleRagu posted... </cite> <quote>take the money, move to the countryside in a nation that banned pitbulls enjoy money</quote>You might end up effectively being responsible for pitbulls evolving wings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sczoyd 08/05/22 6:53:34 PM #21:	David1988 posted... Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already I figured in this scenario they were like magic pit bulls. Like if you would normally die in 2033 of a heart attack, instead you will be standing there and pit bulls materialize out of nowhere and bite you to death. Like you're guaranteed to die painfully, but in exchange you get money --- "No merkins? Fie on thee." - zhukov1943 WoT <cite>Sczoyd posted [p:967100955] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>David1988 posted... </cite> <quote>Take the money and move away to a place forever that doesnt have pitbulls, plenty of safety conscious nations banned them already</quote> I figured in this scenario they were like magic pit bulls. Like if you would normally die in 2033 of a heart attack, instead you will be standing there and pit bulls materialize out of nowhere and bite you to death. Like you're guaranteed to die painfully, but in exchange you get money </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BB_mofo 08/05/22 7:25:44 PM #22:	I want an FPS where there is a gun that shoots pitbulls. It has a cool down period like the BFG, but the pitbull does stun damage during the maul animation so that you can score additional hits with your secondary weapon. --- "But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?" -Mark Twain <cite>BB_mofo posted [p:967101736] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>I want an FPS where there is a gun that shoots pitbulls. It has a cool down period like the BFG, but the pitbull does stun damage during the maul animation so that you can score additional hits with your secondary weapon. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/05/22 7:29:50 PM #23:	BB_mofo posted... I want an FPS where there is a gun that shoots pitbulls. It has a cool down period like the BFG, but the pitbull does stun damage during the maul animation so that you can score additional hits with your secondary weapon. There's probably a mod for one of the more popular ones that does that. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967101856] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>BB_mofo posted... </cite> <quote>I want an FPS where there is a gun that shoots pitbulls. It has a cool down period like the BFG, but the pitbull does stun damage during the maul animation so that you can score additional hits with your secondary weapon.</quote>There's probably a mod for one of the more popular ones that does that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 08/05/22 7:33:06 PM #24:	Silly puppy can't attack me behind my pillow fort --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:967101939] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Silly puppy can't attack me behind my pillow fort </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 08/05/22 7:34:35 PM #25:	Big_Nabendu posted... Silly puppy can't attack me behind my pillow fort Your pillow is three pitbulls in a trenchcoat. In a pillowcase. --- Let's make some Trumble. http://error1355.com/ce/Trumble.html <cite>Trumble posted [p:967101969] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Big_Nabendu posted... </cite> <quote>Silly puppy can't attack me behind my pillow fort</quote>Your pillow is three pitbulls in a trenchcoat. In a pillowcase. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orangefire25 08/05/22 7:35:43 PM #26:	Pass I'm not in the mood to have hundreds of pounds bite down with teeth and not let go until I'm dead, money can come from anywhere --- "My lord, even 'the bud' slips into alcoholism these days." - AlCalavicci <cite>orangefire25 posted [p:967101992] in $15,000,00... [t:80119262]...</cite> <quote>Pass I'm not in the mood to have hundreds of pounds bite down with teeth and not let go until I'm dead, money can come from anywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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