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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:12:03 AM
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She's been recently telling me about all these problems with her bf she just started dating and saying she's not getting the attention she needs. We ve fooled around before when we were wasted like 7 years ago but don't really count that I was too drunk to perform. Hmmm but she's got nice figure pierced everything but I know so many of acquaintances that banged her too... ugh

Should I just keep it on the friend zone or say fock it and go for it. Im on ladder

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MrMallard
07/31/22 1:13:34 AM
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If this goes poorly, how much is your life going to suck without her?

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g0ldie
07/31/22 1:14:41 AM
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I'd pass, especially since she's with someone.

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theAteam
07/31/22 1:15:49 AM
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Yeah no messing around with your friend that is having possibly temporary issues with their SO is a recipe for future pain.

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:23:09 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I'd pass, especially since she's with someone.

She technically broke up with him yesterday she told me

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RetsuZaiZen
07/31/22 1:25:37 AM
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Just don't. I will never understand why dudes just let their dicks do the thinking for them.

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:27:53 AM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
Just don't. I will never understand why dudes just let their dicks do the thinking for them.

Well. It's not my dick. It's the hints she seems to be applying to me and I don't understand why she tells me this stuff... unless she wants the D?

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Returning_CEmen
07/31/22 1:29:32 AM
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Get it out of your system. You only live once

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BloodMoon7
07/31/22 1:31:51 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Well. It's not my dick. It's the hints she seems to be applying to me and I don't understand why she tells me this stuff... unless she wants the D?
No you silly goose. She thinks you care about her problems as a friend. But evidently you don't, so go for it.

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KobiusBrandle_F
07/31/22 1:33:28 AM
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TC got the right idea. this is why i only befriend attractive ppl and ignore the uggos

just gotta bide your time my man. here's some free advice a shoulder to cry on becomes a **** to ride on. member who taught y'all that

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Kimbos_Egg
07/31/22 1:34:50 AM
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im not your friend

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St0rmFury
07/31/22 1:36:25 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
She technically broke up with him yesterday she told me
Technically?

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Yazarogi
07/31/22 1:36:50 AM
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Seems sus, wouldn't go for it. Just be a friend.

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WorsCaseOntario
07/31/22 1:38:33 AM
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this why male/female friendships don't work

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--Zero-
07/31/22 1:43:29 AM
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While this is most likely fake and a troll topic I will say if its even remotely true then TC needs to not try and take advantage of their friends emotional instability because theyve convinced themselves she wants the D. Shes not your friend. Shes your potential fuck buddy in your mind and the maturity behind this thinking needs reevaluating.

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KobiusBrandle_F
07/31/22 1:43:36 AM
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man/woman friendships can work assuming both are equally hideous. i believe they can be actual friends with only platonic feelings

man/woman friendships wherein one is clearly more attractive than the other, yeah 99% chance that the uglier of the two is an orbiter waiting for their chance. no way this is a real friendship

man/woman friendships where both are very attractive, this can lead to a physical relationship or fooling around especially if both persons aren't currently attached to SOs. i'd give this one a 50-50 on chances of being a legitimate friendship. many variables involved


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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:44:19 AM
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BloodMoon7 posted...
No you silly goose. She thinks you care about her problems as a friend. But evidently you don't, so go for it.

Lol this. I really don't care lol but I think I might care for her that's why ugh if that makes sense.

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BearlyWilling
07/31/22 1:46:54 AM
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Thinking you have a shot because you fooled around once years ago

my man, she knows you couldnt get it up then and she sure as shit hasnt forgotten that

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:46:56 AM
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--Zero- posted...
While this is most likely fake and a troll topic I will say if its even remotely true then TC needs to not try and take advantage of their friends emotional instability because theyve convinced themselves she wants the D. Shes not your friend. Shes your potential fuck buddy in your mind and the maturity behind this thinking needs reevaluating.

Not a troll topic or fake. Yeah I'm let her be. Plus I'm too shy to make a move anyway. It's complicated cause dude is her landlord technically.

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ManaYuka
07/31/22 1:48:26 AM
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You got it wrong dude.

YOUR in the friendzone. Shes not in the friendzone. She gets everything she wants from you, companionship, attention, etc. You get what? Some hot chick to talk to? You can talk to male friends. Its sex you want from this girl.

Shes winning in that exchange.

As for whether or not to try....Yea that will definitely end the friendship and either be a relationship now or just not friends anymore. Its up to you.

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 1:49:33 AM
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BearlyWilling posted...
Thinking you have a shot because you fooled around once years ago

my man, she knows you couldnt get it up then and she sure as shit hasnt forgotten that

Naw. LoL more to the story but yeah was several liters of liquor involved ...we were both in a relationship at the time too so timing wasn't right...

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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/22 1:52:49 AM
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I want you to go for it just because it sounds like you're reading signals that might not be there and it would be fun to hear the rejection story

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 2:04:56 AM
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ManaYuka posted...
You got it wrong dude.

YOUR in the friendzone. Shes not in the friendzone. She gets everything she wants from you, companionship, attention, etc. You get what? Some hot chick to talk to? You can talk to male friends. Its sex you want from this girl.

Shes winning in that exchange.

As for whether or not to try....Yea that will definitely end the friendship and either be a relationship now or just not friends anymore. Its up to you.

Yeah I think if I do we will be in relationship. So let things smooth out and if it happens it happens


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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 2:06:43 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I want you to go for it just because it sounds like you're reading signals that might not be there and it would be fun to hear the rejection story

Lolll fun for you. Ugh this topic has made me relook and rethink about it.... helpful advice whew that was close.

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NeonOctopus
07/31/22 2:11:48 AM
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How's her boobs? >_>

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Alteres
07/31/22 2:19:30 AM
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Christ just be jokingly flirty with her and see how she responds if you are actually interested... no need to do anything extreme, I guess Im lucky I run my mouth irl.

I wonder if people here ever end up doing anything.

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bulletproofvita
07/31/22 2:35:44 AM
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WorsCaseOntario posted...
this why male/female friendships don't work


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Murphiroth
07/31/22 2:39:09 AM
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Doesn't sound like you should give her your final brave nut, things sound messy and not worth the potential drama.
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-BrokenSpiral-
07/31/22 2:42:49 AM
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KobiusBrandle_F posted...
TC got the right idea. this is why i only befriend attractive ppl and ignore the uggos

just gotta bide your time my man. here's some free advice a shoulder to cry on becomes a **** to ride on. member who taught y'all that

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Eat_More_Beef
07/31/22 2:47:08 AM
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If it feels like the right time, do it, but do it correctly. If it's a friend, tell them you think their attractive and ask if you can kiss them. It puts the ball in their court. (Only thing is this tactic only works once. If they shoot you down, you gotta be correct and continue to be their friend, otherwise you look terrible).

Do you and them have enough maturity to handle that sort of conversation?

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kingdrake2
07/31/22 3:04:21 AM
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g0ldie posted...
I'd pass, especially since she's with someone.


that shouldn't be a factor. screw them.

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KaZooo
07/31/22 4:09:22 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
but I know so many of acquaintances that banged her too... ugh
basically you're deliberating going to a 7Eleven

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Flockaveli
07/31/22 4:35:43 AM
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Just break them up already.
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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 5:39:56 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
How's her boobs? >_>

Pierced and nice. Lol she has a habit of changing around me like I'm not even there...


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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 5:41:51 AM
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LoL kinda in the back if my mind ha sometimes

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nfearurspecimn
07/31/22 5:45:35 AM
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never ends well

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scorpion41
07/31/22 5:49:25 AM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
Pierced and nice. Lol she has a habit of changing around me like I'm not even there...

This is a tell-tale sign that shes not into you outside of friendship. Likeat all. Making a move on her will end awkwardly and may, or may not, end the friendship. But, if you must, the best thing to do is randomly lean in for a kiss like that stupid Tik Tok kiss your friend shit. If she doesnt try to avoid you, or any other rejection, then you might have a shot. Otherwise you can play it off as a joke without being too weird.

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 5:51:51 AM
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LoL not me I've seen your topic you actually look like her in ways....

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FinalBraveNUT
07/31/22 5:55:25 AM
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scorpion41 posted...
This is a tell-tale sign that shes not into you outside of friendship. Likeat all. Making a move on her will end awkwardly and may, or may not, end the friendship. But, if you must, the best thing to do is randomly lean in for a kiss like that stupid Tik Tok kiss your friend shit. If she doesnt try to avoid you, or any other rejection, then you might have a shot. Otherwise you can play it off as a joke without being too weird.

Well there's more lol but f it I'm a stay in the "friend" zone

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Returning_CEmen
07/31/22 12:57:02 PM
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FinalBraveNUT posted...
LoL not me I've seen your topic you actually look like her in ways....


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Poorly
07/31/22 1:05:04 PM
#44:


MrMallard posted...
If this goes poorly, how much is your life going to suck without her?
Me want go

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Klaus343
07/31/22 1:22:55 PM
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Just do it, if the friendship isn't strong enough to survive afterwards -- then it wasn't going to last anyway.

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Kamen_Rider_Blade
07/31/22 1:24:14 PM
#46:


FinalBraveNUT posted...
She technically broke up with him yesterday she told me
Then go for it.

There's no cheating to be had or infidelity.

I say go have fun, but try to be serious if she wants it to become serious.

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Anteaterking
07/31/22 1:27:49 PM
#47:


Klaus343 posted...
Just do it, if the friendship isn't strong enough to survive afterwards -- then it wasn't going to last anyway.

Idk I feel like hooking up with your friend is the type of thing that can potentially try even "strong" friendships.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/31/22 1:40:02 PM
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If she is comfortable changing her clothes around you she sees you as her gay friend, or you are so deep in her friend zone she just sees you as one of the girls. The fact you are also her emotional sharing friend is another sign she does not see you at all in a person to bang light.

Should you go for broke and try anyway it is likely she will shoot you down and be weirded out, and your friendship will be over but considering you are only waiting for a chance to have sex with her its not a very strong friendship anyway.

Let us know how it goes, but I doubt you will be happy with the results.

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aurlen
07/31/22 1:53:58 PM
#49:


Turntables

Change in front of her & see what happens
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Lost_All_Senses
07/31/22 2:45:13 PM
#50:


It's so disheartening to see men who still think you can't have both a sexual and emotional connection to women >_>. Ya'll getting manipulated into having a very shallow understanding of people.

You create that reality around yourself because your attitude pushes away anyone who wants something deeper. So, you never get to a point where you can see yourself as wrong. It's a self fulfilling prophecy where you push away everything that isn't shallow and then think that the shallow people who moght put up with your shallow understanding of the world are all the world has to offer

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