Current Events > 'Same-Sex Marriage' Just Won't Fly

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 11:14:19 AM
#1:


https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1552298506177724418

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADgII.jpg

Invokes this dumb image:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAecKNAADgIJ.jpg

Why do they have to equate people to inanimate objects? We're people, not tools.
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TwoDoorPC
07/28/22 11:17:13 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
We're people, not tools.

tell that to the rich and elite

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Fony
07/28/22 11:17:29 AM
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these have to be fake. please be fake.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/28/22 11:18:00 AM
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are they saying that gay people suck at building airplanes or something?
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theAteam
07/28/22 11:20:15 AM
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REAL MARRIAGE as if marriage itself isn't some made up thing

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kelemvor
07/28/22 11:20:24 AM
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What about a polyamorous 2 women 2 men marriage. Would that fly?
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aurlen
07/28/22 11:21:40 AM
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MachineJaipur posted...
We're people, not tools.
Goddamnit, eyes up here tc
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IShall_Run_Amok
07/28/22 11:22:07 AM
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This bitch needs to watch Jurassic Park. Sam Neill aced that seatbelt shit.

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Jerry_Hellyeah
07/28/22 11:23:16 AM
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kelemvor posted...
What about a polyamorous 2 women 2 men marriage. Would that fly?

4 of them all oriented different ways would be called a helicopter

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theAteam
07/28/22 11:28:48 AM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
This bitch needs to watch Jurassic Park. Sam Neill aced that seatbelt shit.

My same thought

Life finds a way

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 12:51:02 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah posted...
4 of them all oriented different ways would be called a helicopter
Wonder what weird logic they'd use to say "polayamorous marriages aren't real marriages"
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DeadBankerDream
07/28/22 12:52:42 PM
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TwoDoorPC posted...
tell that to the rich and elite
Tell that to Kanjiklub.

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Hambo
07/28/22 1:20:20 PM
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Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg

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Despised
07/28/22 1:21:08 PM
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I would trust a plane built by gay people more than a plane built by straight people

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Prestoff
07/28/22 1:22:19 PM
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IShall_Run_Amok posted...
This bitch needs to watch Jurassic Park. Sam Neill aced that seatbelt shit.

First thing that came to my head.

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hockeybub89
07/28/22 1:26:42 PM
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MachineJaipur posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1552298506177724418

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADgII.jpg

Invokes this dumb image:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAecKNAADgIJ.jpg

Why do they have to equate people to inanimate objects? We're people, not tools.
I'm not even sure what being able to have PIV sex has to with having a union recognized by the state.

It's like saying people shouldn't be able to drive a car if they don't eat meat. Two things that have nothing to do with each other.

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LordMarshal
07/28/22 1:28:28 PM
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This is so much more offensive than just offensive insults.

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 1:30:23 PM
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Despised posted...
I would trust a plane built by gay people more than a plane built by straight people
But if isn't built by straight people, how do you know the plane will fly straight? /s
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hockeybub89
07/28/22 1:33:56 PM
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That plane looks like a penis

You know who likes penis? Gay people.

Same-sex marriage flies.

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DeadBankerDream
07/28/22 1:34:52 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
Same-day marriage flies.
Much more than those unfliable later-day marriages.

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 1:35:06 PM
#21:


hockeybub89 posted...
That plane looks like a penis

You know who likes penis? Gay people.

Same-day marriage flies.

Same-day marriage sounds risque
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hockeybub89
07/28/22 1:36:09 PM
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lol what a weird autocorrect

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 3:06:32 PM
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Hambo posted...
Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg
Somebody should run the first image, this image, and a following image on 3 billboards and on the 3rd one it says "Don't get married"
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Hambo
07/28/22 3:19:06 PM
#24:


MachineJaipur posted...
Somebody should run the first image, this image, and a following image on 3 billboards and on the 3rd one it says "Don't get married"
"Just don't fly"

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DD_Divine
07/28/22 3:35:36 PM
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I hate this timeline
i hate this timeline
I hate this timeline

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MachineJaipur
07/28/22 5:00:45 PM
#27:


Hambo posted...
"Just don't fly"
Airline CEOs hate this one trick!
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Giblet_Enjoyer
07/28/22 5:03:25 PM
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Hambo posted...
Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg
Funny thing is, this analogy actually works better

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ScazarMeltex
07/28/22 5:08:05 PM
#29:


MachineJaipur posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1552298506177724418

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADgII.jpg

Invokes this dumb image:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAecKNAADgIJ.jpg

Why do they have to equate people to inanimate objects? We're people, not tools.
It's simple really. They hate lgbtq and don't think of them as people.

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Southernfatman
07/28/22 5:10:38 PM
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Imagine being such a sensitive little bitch that gay people getting married, or even existing, triggers you so much.

And these folks have the gall to call the left "sensitive snowflakes".

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ArrogantRat
07/28/22 5:11:54 PM
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Hambo posted...
Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg
lol

i love false analogies

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Turbam
07/28/22 5:14:46 PM
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Hambo posted...
Counterpoint:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/0/3/AADHstAADgJX.jpg


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Hambo
07/28/22 5:15:51 PM
#33:


Giblet_Enjoyer posted...
Funny thing is, this analogy actually works better
Exactly! And analogies never lie. Ban! Heterosexual! Marriage!

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specialkid8
07/28/22 5:24:34 PM
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Well Shit. I'm convinced.

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gunplagirl
07/28/22 6:51:44 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/1/AAc53qAADgMx.jpg

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specialkid8
07/28/22 6:57:42 PM
#36:


gunplagirl posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/1/AAc53qAADgMx.jpg
So only lesbian marriage is valid? Gay men don't roll?

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ultimate_reaver
07/28/22 6:59:01 PM
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why is it that ultra religious people always come up with the most insane analogies as an excuse for hate? it cant just be something they yell about, it has to have all this ridiculous set dressing that only manages to make whatever theyre trying to say more confusing

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WorsCaseOntario
07/28/22 7:03:34 PM
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I think the idea is that man and woman compliment each other like two opposite wings on a plane

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ultimate_reaver
07/28/22 7:16:18 PM
#39:


WorsCaseOntario posted...
I think the idea is that man and woman compliment each other like two opposite wings on a plane

but its so insanely abstract that you can just change the words on the image and it's about as legitimate an object against what it's trying to say as it is for it

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DarkRoast
07/28/22 7:18:13 PM
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Every time I've asked a supporter of "banning" gay marriage if my marriage should be nullified, they divert to "well I just think it should be left to the states."

A fascinating argument or lack thereof

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thronedfire2
07/28/22 7:19:24 PM
#41:


MachineJaipur posted...
https://mobile.twitter.com/mattxiv/status/1552298506177724418

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AAecKNAADgII.jpg

Invokes this dumb image:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/5/AAecKNAADgIJ.jpg

Why do they have to equate people to inanimate objects? We're people, not tools.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjQ3hA9mEA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEd2_INMnIA

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Lonestar2000
07/28/22 7:35:00 PM
#42:


Are the straights okay?

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marthsheretoo
07/28/22 7:39:58 PM
#43:


WorsCaseOntario posted...
I think the idea is that man and woman compliment each other like two opposite wings on a plane

Plane wings can't talk.

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Antbregante
07/28/22 7:42:41 PM
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Making arguments with only one brain cell just won't fly.
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DarkRoast
07/28/22 7:44:41 PM
#45:


Having to form educated, coherent arguments in a civil debate (especially with fact-checking) is their Kryptonite. Hence why Trump wouldn't agree to debates unless there was no moderator interruptions or fact checking of any kind.

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Hambo
07/28/22 8:05:38 PM
#46:


Lonestar2000 posted...
Are the straights okay?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/6/AADHstAADgOG.jpg

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Strider102
07/28/22 8:16:19 PM
#47:


I did not know people were planes.

I learned something today, but instead of feeling smarter I feel dumber.

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Smashingpmkns
07/29/22 12:10:46 AM
#48:


https://twitter.com/PlaneyBoys/status/1552735873430700032

Lol

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gunplagirl
07/29/22 12:32:13 AM
#49:


Smashingpmkns posted...
https://twitter.com/PlaneyBoys/status/1552735873430700032

Lol
Blue Monday just makes it so much better

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PMarth2002
07/29/22 12:34:59 AM
#50:


So would polyamory be a helicopter or a bi-plane in this metaphor?

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