Board 8 > Could Donkey Kong defeat Charles Barkley (Shut Up and Jam Gaiden) in a fight?

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rwlh
07/21/22 6:36:00 PM
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Arguments for Barkley:
  • in his prime he was one of the greatest b-ballers in the world
  • his max equipment gives him the ability to dual wield two powerful basketballs
  • there is way weirder shit in his universe than a talking monkey, so he's unlikely to be thrown off by anything of DK's


Arguments for DK:
  • DK is no slouch in the hoops department
  • Barkley might be reluctant to use Chaos Dunk in a fight
  • if DK shoots Barkley, it's gonna hurt


Last topic Shredder and his many incarnations pulled off a win against DK. Today...maybe these two would actually get along? After all, their theme songs go so well together!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uimUlf3fYw4

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masterplum
07/21/22 6:38:15 PM
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Uh, gut says Barkley, but I havent played that game in like 15 years

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NFUN
07/21/22 6:41:20 PM
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The real Charles Barkley

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Leonhart4
07/21/22 6:42:07 PM
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Pfffft what has Charles Barkley ever won

also I haven't thought about this game since people tried to get Barkley/Jordan into the Rivalry Rumble

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Lopen
07/21/22 6:49:26 PM
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Barkley won't chaos dunk so DK wins

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Kamekguy
07/21/22 7:25:01 PM
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One of these men says "shoot, baby, shoot, baby".

When that happens, it's gonna hurt.

Donkey Kong

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WazzupGenius00
07/21/22 7:32:31 PM
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Even without the Chaos Dunk Barkley still has the Vampslam and the Holy Jam, plus the powers of the Hell B-Ball and the divine Shimmerglobe which laid out the rules of B-ball aeons ago

DK doesnt stand a chance

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Pirateking2000
07/21/22 7:32:55 PM
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Barkley stomps

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ChaosTonyV4
07/21/22 7:35:56 PM
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RIP Barkley 2 :(

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rwlh
07/21/22 9:30:08 PM
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I thought this game was more popular!
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Leonhart4
07/21/22 9:39:57 PM
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rwlh posted...
I thought this game was more popular!

Run this topic 15 years ago

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Aecioo
07/21/22 10:52:17 PM
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Barkley would chaos dunk if needed

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Pokewars
07/21/22 10:59:41 PM
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DK solos.

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Arti
07/22/22 2:46:55 AM
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Pirateking2000 posted...
Barkley stomps


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rwlh
07/22/22 10:30:43 AM
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if you know the slam you can jam in too
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rwlh
07/22/22 12:26:15 PM
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put your slam together if you want to jam
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colliding
07/22/22 12:27:27 PM
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barkley solos

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GavsEvans123
07/22/22 1:56:42 PM
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DK is in Mario Hoops 3-on-3, so he's no stranger to the basketball court. He is a power character, so he's good at stealing the ball and can shoot far, but he's slow. He even has own signature move, the Konga Dunk. The problem here is that while DK plays basketball with the rest of the Mario cast as a hobby, Barkley has made a career out of it, so he's a world-class player and trains regularly to keep his skills sharp. Of course, there's also the Chaos Dunk, which is far more destructive than the Konga Dunk.

Barkley wins!

If this is allowed, nominate King K. Loud (the fusion of King K. Rool and Cloud - the two of them saw Sephikong and decided they wanted to fuse too!)
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rwlh
07/22/22 6:31:20 PM
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Last bump!
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Crescent-Moon
07/27/22 11:03:03 AM
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Since this hasn't done anything in 4 days, I nominate...

...Yamcha.

Maybe Yamcha for once in his life can actually get a win!

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redrocket
07/27/22 11:16:18 AM
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Crescent-Moon posted...
Since this hasn't done anything in 4 days, I nominate...

...Yamcha.

Maybe Yamcha for once in his life can actually get a win!

Without even getting into DBS

Cell Games Yamcha would beat DK in a fraction of a second..

And thats taking every over the top DK feat at face value.

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rwlh
07/27/22 11:19:21 AM
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Yeah Yamcha probably is a stomp, but I wonder how DK would handle a low-tier Dragon Ball character like Master Roshi.
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Leonhart4
07/27/22 11:47:11 AM
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Roshi low tier? Excuse you

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LiquidOshawott
07/27/22 11:49:07 AM
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Leonhart4 posted...
Roshi low tier? Excuse you

someone hasnt watched Dragon Ball Super

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Leonhart4
07/27/22 11:51:08 AM
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They both destroyed the moon so that negates DK's greatest feat

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swirIdude
07/27/22 12:47:59 PM
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Barkley shuts up DK and jams on him. Gaiden.

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rwlh
07/27/22 6:41:53 PM
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LiquidOshawott posted...


someone hasnt watched Dragon Ball Super

Guilty as charged!
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