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lilORANG
07/11/22 11:37:34 AM
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Stupid

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g0ldie
07/11/22 11:38:27 AM
#2:


just squat over it

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LightHawKnight
07/11/22 11:38:57 AM
#3:


Isnt that what the screen thingys are for?

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RaulJenkins
07/11/22 11:39:37 AM
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Sounds like a good pitch for a show like Shark Tank or Dragon's Den

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DuneMan
07/11/22 11:42:56 AM
#5:


Sounds like the place you peed at has terrible urinal design. Was it American Standard?

In contrast the place I work at has Kohler models that let you go without worry.

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Holy_Cloud105
07/11/22 11:43:22 AM
#6:


You're not angling your stream right.

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TMOG
07/11/22 11:44:11 AM
#7:


Aim down towards the drain
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PoopPotato
07/11/22 11:45:13 AM
#8:


To left corner

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MabusIncarnate
07/11/22 11:47:18 AM
#9:


Pour a teaspoon of olive oil in the water to keep it from spilling over.

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DipDipDiver
07/11/22 11:49:51 AM
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You have to bank it off the wall
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MrWingnut
07/11/22 11:52:26 AM
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PoopPotato posted...
To left corner
This is the way.
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Robot2600
07/11/22 12:05:43 PM
#13:


pee in woods

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Interstella5555
07/11/22 12:06:49 PM
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You're supposed to aim for the inside, not the outside.
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fan357
07/11/22 12:36:09 PM
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Larry David did but his coffee shop burned down.

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LinkFanatic
07/11/22 12:36:46 PM
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Interstella5555 posted...
You're supposed to aim for the inside, not the outside.

teehee

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voldothegr8
07/11/22 12:59:16 PM
#17:


Stop releasing your piss like a firehose

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Zergrush80
07/11/22 1:04:03 PM
#18:


Stand at least 5ft back....

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Slaya4
07/11/22 1:05:01 PM
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PoopPotato posted...
To left corner
This

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kirbyy
07/11/22 1:05:53 PM
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Stand far back, anything that doesn't land in the urinal is just collateral.

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DuneMan
07/11/22 3:44:49 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

That's when a person is really drunk. If they're standing next to something, just about anything, they might mistake that for a toilet. Otherwise it's just a free for all on the floor.

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shironinja
07/11/22 3:46:38 PM
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https://youtu.be/sUKr7VD_KJU

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GameGodOfAll
07/11/22 3:47:51 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Stop releasing your piss like a firehose
This is why I hate urinals. I wanna let it fucking rip! Talking about the kinda pressure that breaks up old timey protests.

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Aressar
07/11/22 4:18:33 PM
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This is one of the reasons why I always use a toilet instead of a urinal - just aim at the puddle.

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