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SwayM 07/04/22 10:19:49 PM #1:	oh that looks interestingoh wait its a fucking seltzer. How people drink TV static is beyond me. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:966342517] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>oh that looks interestingoh wait its a fucking seltzer. How people drink TV static is beyond me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SamsungGearS2 07/04/22 10:20:32 PM #2:	Theyre overhyped and not that good --- Sent from my iPhone 12/HP Envy x360 on VZW 5G Home Internet CP: WarioWare: Get it Together (NS), Saints Row IV: Re-Elected (PC), Rayman Legends (Wii U) <cite>SamsungGearS2 posted [p:966342540] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Theyre overhyped and not that good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ElatedVenusaur 07/04/22 10:21:41 PM #3:	My family is super into them and I just don't get it. --- I'm Queen of Tomorrow baby! Remember: heat from fire, fire from heat! She/her <cite>ElatedVenusaur posted [p:966342560] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>My family is super into them and I just don't get it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/04/22 10:21:55 PM #4:	SamsungGearS2 posted... Theyre overhyped and not that good Couldnt agree more. And theyre creating more and more of these things every fucking day. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:966342565] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>SamsungGearS2 posted... </cite> <quote>Theyre overhyped and not that good</quote> Couldnt agree more. And theyre creating more and more of these things every fucking day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 07/04/22 10:24:09 PM #5:	One of my favorite local breweries made a rocket pop sour one summer and it was amazing; every year since theyve switched it a seltzer and it tastes like ass now --- BLACK LIVES MATTER Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:966342617] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>One of my favorite local breweries made a rocket pop sour one summer and it was amazing; every year since theyve switched it a seltzer and it tastes like ass now </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 07/04/22 10:24:32 PM #6:	Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:966342634] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoubleDare 07/04/22 10:25:42 PM #7:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/8/AAB_OhAADamc.jpg What I got (I'm already halfway thru this) --- On Your Mark...Get Set........GO!!!!!! <cite>DoubleDare posted [p:966342667] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/8/8/AAB_OhAADamc.jpg What I got (I'm already halfway thru this) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/04/22 10:26:15 PM #8:	__aCEr__ posted... Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer Ciders are the only one of those things that are good. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:966342682] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite> <quote>Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer</quote> Ciders are the only one of those things that are good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FelineCyborg 07/04/22 10:26:28 PM #9:	I like the topo chico one and everybody gives me shit for drinking it. It's fucking dangerous man...it's basically mineral water with alcohol that you can barely taste --- "well, yeah, and a lot of minorities go to see minstrel shows, too." - PyroSpoon <cite>FelineCyborg posted [p:966342689] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I like the topo chico one and everybody gives me shit for drinking it. It's fucking dangerous man...it's basically mineral water with alcohol that you can barely taste </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
guydude21 07/04/22 10:27:37 PM #10:	I had one the other day (I think) and it tasted pretty bad. I never drank before so I just thought beer was supposed to taste bad. --- official seraph Lamington of the Smash Ultimate Board <cite>guydude21 posted [p:966342722] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I had one the other day (I think) and it tasted pretty bad. I never drank before so I just thought beer was supposed to taste bad. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Butterfiles 07/04/22 10:27:55 PM #11:	FelineCyborg posted... I like the topo chico one and everybody gives me shit for drinking it. It's fucking dangerous man...it's basically mineral water with alcohol that you can barely taste Yeah topo chico is the only one I'll drink. Only issue is around here the glass bottle ones are much harder to find --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun CEO of Antifa <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:966342727] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>FelineCyborg posted... </cite> <quote>I like the topo chico one and everybody gives me shit for drinking it. It's fucking dangerous man...it's basically mineral water with alcohol that you can barely taste</quote>Yeah topo chico is the only one I'll drink. Only issue is around here the glass bottle ones are much harder to find </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hornswoggled 07/04/22 10:28:04 PM #12:	I go for the hard stuff. drank half a bottle of Jameson last night. <cite>Hornswoggled posted [p:966342737] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I go for the hard stuff. drank half a bottle of Jameson last night. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ar0ge 07/04/22 10:29:08 PM #13:	Most of them don't even taste like anything. <cite>Ar0ge posted [p:966342765] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Most of them don't even taste like anything. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 07/04/22 10:30:10 PM #14:	There's just as much hard stuff as ever afaik. They've squeezed themselves in between the cider and the premixed bourbon/rum drinks here in Australia, but cider's always been a bit of a volatile selection and premixed bourbon and rum has barely been affected. I'm sure there's another section or entire store where you can pick up an acai and passionfruit flavored sour beer. --- People say friends don't destroy one another - what do they know about friends? Now Playing: Old-School Runescape, Paladins, Tetris 99 <cite>MrMallard posted [p:966342789] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>There's just as much hard stuff as ever afaik. They've squeezed themselves in between the cider and the premixed bourbon/rum drinks here in Australia, but cider's always been a bit of a volatile selection and premixed bourbon and rum has barely been affected. I'm sure there's another section or entire store where you can pick up an acai and passionfruit flavored sour beer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AloneIBreak 07/04/22 10:58:49 PM #15:	I like seltzers when the goal is to get drunk because the hangover isn't as bad as beer. --- The burden of proof is on those who argue that authority and domination are necessary. Libertarian socialist. <cite>AloneIBreak posted [p:966343342] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I like seltzers when the goal is to get drunk because the hangover isn't as bad as beer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 07/04/22 11:01:16 PM #16:	I was gonna say "glad NJ never really hopped off the hipster craft trend" but I haven't actually been able to drink in almost a year. --- evening main 2.4356848e+91 https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:966343401] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I was gonna say "glad NJ never really hopped off the hipster craft trend" but I haven't actually been able to drink in almost a year. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master Kazuya 07/04/22 11:04:38 PM #17:	I like them, they even helped me enjoy normal selzters --- itt my post is the best <cite>Master Kazuya posted [p:966343479] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I like them, they even helped me enjoy normal selzters </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JadeBaby 07/04/22 11:08:06 PM #18:	The Sonic hard seltzer is alright. --- Would've, could've, should've. Would of, should of, and could of ARE INCORRECT!!!! <cite>JadeBaby posted [p:966343568] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>The Sonic hard seltzer is alright. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RottingGoat 07/04/22 11:14:24 PM #19:	Easier to drink than beer for me. Beer is too foamy. --- we all rot in the end <cite>RottingGoat posted [p:966343702] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Easier to drink than beer for me. Beer is too foamy. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kelemvor 07/04/22 11:26:22 PM #20:	I'm totally addicted to Victory's Sour Monkey and "Berry Monkey" sours right now. Great sipping beer with a sweet, complex flavor that isn't an "alcapop" like all the seltzers. <cite>kelemvor posted [p:966343943] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I'm totally addicted to Victory's Sour Monkey and "Berry Monkey" sours right now. Great sipping beer with a sweet, complex flavor that isn't an "alcapop" like all the seltzers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gooniebird 07/04/22 11:27:34 PM #21:	have they though? oh no stuff you don't like exists gtf over it --- QueenCarly // https://www.last.fm/user/crushedaria <cite>Gooniebird posted [p:966343963] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>have they though? oh no stuff you don't like exists gtf over it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jagr_68 07/04/22 11:28:20 PM #22:	__aCEr__ posted... Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer Hey don't put Jack's Hard Cider or Stella's Cidre in the same ballpark as those trash drinks. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 <cite>Jagr_68 posted [p:966343978] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite> <quote>Everything is an IPA Everything is a cider Everything is a seltzer</quote> Hey don't put Jack's Hard Cider or Stella's Cidre in the same ballpark as those trash drinks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 07/04/22 11:29:29 PM #23:	Ill drink a Truly in the beer markets memory --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:966344001] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Ill drink a Truly in the beer markets memory </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 07/05/22 1:27:03 AM #24:	SwayM posted... Ciders are the only one of those things that are good. this seltzers taste like TV static, and IPAs taste like hand sanitizer --- Thanks to Proofpyros for the sig images https://i.imgur.com/Nv4Pi1v.jpg https://i.imgur.com/N43HJYv.jpg <cite>FL81 posted [p:966345875] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>SwayM posted... </cite> <quote>Ciders are the only one of those things that are good.</quote>this seltzers taste like TV static, and IPAs taste like hand sanitizer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheBrainbuster 07/05/22 1:28:04 AM #25:	Seltzers have ruined the alcohol market They are legit fucking disgusting -- every one I have tried. I remember we went on a "Beer Walk" event a few months ago and they served some Cucumber Lime stuff and forgot to tell us it was Setzer -- ugh it was nasty. UGH --- Final Fantasy IV is the greatest game ever MADE!!! <cite>TheBrainbuster posted [p:966345886] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Seltzers have ruined the alcohol market They are legit fucking disgusting -- every one I have tried. I remember we went on a "Beer Walk" event a few months ago and they served some Cucumber Lime stuff and forgot to tell us it was Setzer -- ugh it was nasty. UGH </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FelineCyborg 07/05/22 10:02:09 AM #26:	Butterfiles posted... Yeah topo chico is the only one I'll drink. Only issue is around here the glass bottle ones are much harder to find Don't think the alcoholic ones are In glass. The seltzer ones are in an ugly can that look like a steel reserve. They taste just like a lime topo to me though --- "well, yeah, and a lot of minorities go to see minstrel shows, too." - PyroSpoon <cite>FelineCyborg posted [p:966351150] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Butterfiles posted... </cite> <quote>Yeah topo chico is the only one I'll drink. Only issue is around here the glass bottle ones are much harder to find</quote> Don't think the alcoholic ones are In glass. The seltzer ones are in an ugly can that look like a steel reserve. They taste just like a lime topo to me though </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 07/05/22 10:06:29 AM #27:	I just buy regular seltzer and add the alcohol that I want to it. Also a lot cheaper and doesn't taste as sugary --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:966351244] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>I just buy regular seltzer and add the alcohol that I want to it. Also a lot cheaper and doesn't taste as sugary </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SwayM 07/05/22 10:13:43 AM #28:	MacadamianNut3 posted... I just buy regular seltzer and add the alcohol that I want to it. Also a lot cheaper and doesn't taste as sugary Weird. See the problem I have with Seltzers is they dont taste remotely sugarythey dont taste like anything in fact. Im not convinced theres any actual flavour that goes into the fucking thing. like they bottle fizzy water while the factory worker thinks really hard about fruit. --- Like 90% of CE topics are the same way lol. CE is edgy/contrarian as f*** and will do anything to troll the TC/OP. -Touch <cite>SwayM posted [p:966351385] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>MacadamianNut3 posted... </cite> <quote>I just buy regular seltzer and add the alcohol that I want to it. Also a lot cheaper and doesn't taste as sugary</quote> Weird. See the problem I have with Seltzers is they dont taste remotely sugarythey dont taste like anything in fact. Im not convinced theres any actual flavour that goes into the fucking thing. like they bottle fizzy water while the factory worker thinks really hard about fruit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MacadamianNut3 07/05/22 10:16:44 AM #29:	Maybe its the brand. Like White Claw to me makes me feel like I get more fucked up from the sugar in it (didn't actually check to see if it has sugar but it tastes too sweet) instead of the alcohol. The Jim Beam combos are even worse --- Roll Tide & Go Irish <cite>MacadamianNut3 posted [p:966351448] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Maybe its the brand. Like White Claw to me makes me feel like I get more fucked up from the sugar in it (didn't actually check to see if it has sugar but it tastes too sweet) instead of the alcohol. The Jim Beam combos are even worse </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FelineCyborg 07/05/22 10:25:05 AM #30:	Like to add one good thing about the topo one is barely any calories or sugar --- "well, yeah, and a lot of minorities go to see minstrel shows, too." - PyroSpoon <cite>FelineCyborg posted [p:966351631] in Seltzers h... [t:80082825]...</cite> <quote>Like to add one good thing about the topo one is barely any calories or sugar </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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