Current Events > About to try some sour ciders

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I've had some sour beers before, there's a passionfruit and acai beer that fucks hard. But I was browsing a liquor store I haven't been to for a while, and I found this sour cider stuff as I was grabbing a bottle of gin.

Currently waiting on a burger order, then I'm popping into a cab and going home.

I realised how douchy this topic sounded after I posted it, and I decided not to pursue it further. But I've come back to report that the cider tastes like ass.

What I didn't read, because I had five bottles of tonic/soda water and a bottle of gin in my arms when I noticed it, was that it's a mango/apple cider. I hate mango flavored shit - I like mango well enough, but as just a boring, low-key summer taste? It's dogshit.

If the cider had like a fizzy, tangy sensation like the tart portion of a mango, that'd be one thing. But it's a boring flat flavor and then the sourness hits my mouth like a gaping asshole puckering around my tongue. It's the worst part of both mango flavoring and sourness.

But fwiw, it's 8% alcohol per can, and I got a four pack. So at least I can drink to forget.

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