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I realised how douchy this topic sounded after I posted it, and I decided not to pursue it further. But I've come back to report that the cider tastes like ass.

What I didn't read, because I had five bottles of tonic/soda water and a bottle of gin in my arms when I noticed it, was that it's a mango/apple cider. I hate mango flavored shit - I like mango well enough, but as just a boring, low-key summer taste? It's dogshit.

If the cider had like a fizzy, tangy sensation like the tart portion of a mango, that'd be one thing. But it's a boring flat flavor and then the sourness hits my mouth like a gaping asshole puckering around my tongue. It's the worst part of both mango flavoring and sourness.

But fwiw, it's 8% alcohol per can, and I got a four pack. So at least I can drink to forget.