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brotrrwinner
06/23/22 4:07:24 PM
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https://i.imgur.com/tDEuimP.jpg

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NeonOctopus
06/23/22 4:08:24 PM
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I thought cis means straight. What the heck is cis gay?

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 4:08:33 PM
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Conservatives and getting triggered by satire, name a more iconic duo

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Smackems
06/23/22 4:09:34 PM
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holy God

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/22 4:09:56 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I thought cis means straight. What the heck is cis gay?
lol is this a joke

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SSJKirby
06/23/22 4:10:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I thought cis means straight. What the heck is cis gay?
Opposite of trans

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Smackems
06/23/22 4:10:11 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Conservatives and getting triggered by satire, name a more iconic duo
Is that a satire site?

So I have seen an awful lot of liberals get pissed at the Babylon Bee

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 4:10:15 PM
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Smackems posted...
holy God

Nerevar791 posted...
Conservatives and getting triggered by satire, name a more iconic duo


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Nerevar791
06/23/22 4:10:36 PM
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Smackems posted...
Is that a satire site?
It's an account with 140 followers:

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatmattersNews

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatmattersNews/status/1540050786146811905

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 4:11:16 PM
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Smackems posted...
So I have seen an awful lot of liberals get pissed at the Babylon Bee
No you haven't lol.

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Smackems
06/23/22 4:12:13 PM
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Ok. That's the exact same shit the Babylon bee does. "It's not even satire anymore!"

And I'm not conservative

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Smackems
06/23/22 4:12:33 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
No you haven't lol.
The hell I haven't. Even on this board

Oh, June 2022 account. Shoulda looked first

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 4:12:56 PM
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Smackems posted...
The hell I haven't. Even on this board
Doubtful, since the Bee is really shit "satire" conservative humor and everyone knows it's an absolute joke.

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xue1
06/23/22 4:13:15 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I thought cis means straight. What the heck is cis gay?

cis means that you keep the sexual identity that you were born with. You never changed your sexual identity
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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/22 4:13:30 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
No you haven't lol.
Actually

Going to that site makes me want to ise an adblock

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NeonOctopus
06/23/22 4:19:29 PM
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xue1 posted...
cis means that you keep the sexual identity that you were born with. You never changed your sexual identity
ohhh, thanks

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/22 4:21:01 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Trolling probably

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Robot2600
06/23/22 4:22:23 PM
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cis means:

  1. not trans
  2. not nb
  3. not genderqueer
  4. not genderfluid

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knightmarexx
06/23/22 4:24:15 PM
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xue1 posted...


cis means that you keep the sexual identity that you were born with. You never changed your sexual identity

I have a question:
What about if you're intersex, and have a non-binary sense of gender identity? Are you Cis or trans?
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thronedfire2
06/23/22 4:26:10 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAMAW6AADX-F.jpg

I love when I get to use this meme

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ZMythos
06/23/22 4:26:44 PM
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knightmarexx posted...
I have a question:
What about if you're intersex, and have a non-binary sense of gender identity? Are you Cis or trans?
When an intersex person is born, many doctors will still assign them a gender, and some even mutilate their genitals to fit that assigned gender.

I would assume that an assigned-intersex person with a nonbinary identity still would be included in the trans community.

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Middle hope
06/23/22 4:28:16 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Conservatives and getting triggered by satire, name a more iconic duo
Cucks melting down and calling everything they dont like a chud or nazi.

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brotrrwinner
06/23/22 4:37:14 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAMAW6AADX-F.jpg

I love when I get to use this meme
Damn, I should've thought of that one!

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InTheEyesOfFire
06/23/22 4:42:18 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/6/9/AAZO3UAADNwR.png

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IHeartRadiation
06/23/22 5:03:28 PM
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The fuck is bipoc?
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NeonOctopus
06/23/22 5:11:05 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Isn't black and poc redundant? Or do they mean different things?

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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 5:17:44 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Conservatives and getting triggered by satire, name a more iconic duo

Poe's law.

A headline complaining about Black men being the most privileged members of the LGBTQ community is exactly the kind of thing that one could see from the world of clickbait.

I've seen worse headlines from sites which weren't actively trying to be parody.
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Mistere Man
06/23/22 5:20:47 PM
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IHeartRadiation posted...
The fuck is bipoc?
I was thinking bisexual people of color maybe?

I am Probably wrong, and apologize if I am.

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FinalFight
06/23/22 5:22:18 PM
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Thats a whole lot of adjectives

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CyricZ
06/23/22 5:22:33 PM
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Geez, at least Hard Drive makes actual articles instead of just tweets

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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:23:01 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
Poe's law.

A headline complaining about Black men being the most privileged members of the LGBTQ community is exactly the kind of thing that one could see from the world of clickbait.

I've seen worse headlines from sites which weren't actively trying to be parody.
"It's not real but isn't it crazy that I could believe it was" will never be a non-asinine argument lmao

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Smashingpmkns
06/23/22 5:23:24 PM
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Having a stroke reading this topic

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IMNOTRAGED
06/23/22 5:27:05 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
I thought cis means straight. What the heck is cis gay?

The prefix cis- comes from the Latin meaning on this side, as opposed to trans- which means on the other side of or beyond.

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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 5:29:03 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
"It's not real but isn't it crazy that I could believe it was" will never be a non-asinine argument lmao

This is why you're on your 27th alt account.

If it's believable, there's no reason to doubt it.
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Nerevar791
06/23/22 5:30:02 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
This is why you're on your 27th alt account.
Lol what?

FortuneCookie posted...
If it's believable, there's no reason to doubt it.
Boy really just telling on yourself there. Critical thinking is a skill.

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coolguyjimmy
06/23/22 5:32:24 PM
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Wasn't this story on the Root, back in 2017?

https://www.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214
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Middle hope
06/23/22 5:32:45 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
This is why you're on your 27th alt account.

If it's believable, there's no reason to doubt it.
27th main account. Calling them alts would imply they existed at the same time as another main

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Darkprince21
06/23/22 5:34:16 PM
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https://twitter.com/ThatmattersNews/status/1536771673298452481?s=20&t=kSBFpiehm_g650i1anKrZw

lmao, so dumb
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WorsCaseOntario
06/23/22 5:34:57 PM
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That's hilarious

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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 5:35:18 PM
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Nerevar791 posted...
Boy really just telling on yourself there. Critical thinking is a skill.

"I have a gerbil."
"Really, what's that li-"
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FortuneCookie
06/23/22 5:35:43 PM
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Middle hope posted...
27th main account. Calling them alts would imply they existed at the same time as another main

True.
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IMNOTRAGED
06/23/22 5:36:07 PM
#45:


coolguyjimmy posted...
Wasn't this story on the Root, back in 2017?

https://www.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214

You missed an adjective or two

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I4NRulez
06/23/22 5:37:26 PM
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coolguyjimmy posted...
Wasn't this story on the Root, back in 2017?

https://www.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214

Oh gosh it's true and it's still stupid lol.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/23/22 5:40:23 PM
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyriarchy

I imagine this is the logic

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SteamDeck462
06/23/22 6:38:57 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/1/3/AAMAW6AADX-F.jpg

I love when I get to see this meme

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Guide
06/23/22 6:41:34 PM
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That has to be a parody. Maybe. Fuck, I don't know, poes are getting too strong.

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Number090684
06/23/22 6:42:57 PM
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Seems like that was made by a bot.
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