Poll of the Day > I have learned to breath as if...

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...my entire body is one large stoma or stomate.

I always remember that breathe has an E at the end because you have to make an E sound in the middle.

I just use the 4-7-8 I learned years ago from Tony Robbins on one of his tapes.

SunWuKung420 posted...

...my entire body is one large stoma or stomate.

I think you meant phallus.

I used to be able to breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth simultaneously, creating a constant stream of air. Learned from playing trumpet. You decompress your lungs and use the muscles in your throat to flex the nasal cavities like little pumps.

breathe in deep, as if you are always smelling your last poop.

DocDelicious posted...

I used to be able to breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth simultaneously, creating a constant stream of air. Learned from playing trumpet. You decompress your lungs and use the muscles in your throat to flex the nasal cavities like little pumps.

I played tuba and never did that. Not saying you are lying though. Just never even considered the possibility or was told about it. My band teacher was just happy enough I could hold a note for almost a full minute

https://youtu.be/qcyY0tsGm6A

It's called circular breathing. Not surprised you've never heard of it, it's rarely used and the quality of the note is usually shit.

DocDelicious posted...

https://youtu.be/qcyY0tsGm6A

It's called circular breathing. Not surprised you've never heard of it, it's rarely used and the quality of the note is usually shit.

Think I've heard that term before just never had it explained

zebatov posted...

I always remember that breathe has an E at the end because you have to make an E sound in the middle.

He'll probably blame autocorrect.

Jeeze, who doesn't know how to breathe.