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JBaLLEN66
06/01/22 1:52:11 AM
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You suddenly wake up in gaming isle of Walmart and your task is to escape the building through the front entrance. However, the catch is that theres a demogorgon lurking the aisles of the store. Would you risk It for 1 billion?

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Kimbos_Egg
06/01/22 1:53:34 AM
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yup

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gunplagirl
06/01/22 1:55:46 AM
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There's too many open lines of sight to make you see merchandise in sections you might not otherwise go check out. This is basically Dante Must Die mode.

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shironinja
06/01/22 1:57:10 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/4/AAB02ZAADSes.jpg

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pegusus123456
06/01/22 1:57:17 AM
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I feel like I could definitely run faster than S1 Dustin so sure

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Ivany2008
06/01/22 2:02:12 AM
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Yes, because I've worked at Wal-Mart and know the fastest way to leave the store.
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gunplagirl
06/01/22 2:05:14 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Yes, because I've worked at Wal-Mart and know the fastest way to leave the store.
The demogorgon is along that route expecting you to head straight out. Game over. No do overs.

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Lost_All_Senses
06/01/22 2:05:59 AM
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Demogorgon sounds like something you just made up. It's a way too stupid name to actually be a thing people take serious.

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PMarth2002
06/01/22 2:06:01 AM
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Am I alone with it in the store or are there other customers?

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Ivany2008
06/01/22 2:06:32 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
The demogorgon is along that route expecting you to head straight out. Game over. No do overs.

You just had to ruin it didn't you.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
Demogorgon sounds like something you just made up. It's a way too stupid name to actually be a thing people take serious.

Demogorgons are from D&D. A version of them was featured on Stranger Things. That version was a monster with a head that opened up like a flower. Traditionally they look like this:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/3/0/AARNb5AADSey.jpg

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ToadallyAwesome
06/01/22 2:12:38 AM
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You gotta flank it and then cause a distraction in the the direction opposite you. Thats where it being a Walmart is to your advantage.


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pegusus123456
06/01/22 2:14:36 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Demogorgons are from D&D. A version of them was featured on Stranger Things. That version was a monster with a head that opened up like a flower. Traditionally they look like this:
I assume TC is talking about the Stranger Things one. It wouldn't be much of a hypothetical if you were being hunter by an 18-foot-tall demon god with two baboon heads.

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Kimbos_Egg
06/01/22 2:17:34 AM
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i mean i just need to get to the door, right? i can outrun that fucking thing.

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Gobstoppers12
06/01/22 2:18:33 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Demogorgons are from D&D.
"Demogorgons" aren't a type of creature, actually.

Demogorgon is the proper name of an individual demon, who happens to be one of the Demon Lords.

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Ivany2008
06/01/22 2:22:16 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
"Demogorgons" aren't a type of creature, actually.

Demogorgon is the proper name of an individual demon, who happens to be one of the Demon Lords.

ah, the more you know. I'm not super familiar with all of Lovecraft material outside the basics.
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TMOG
06/01/22 2:22:39 AM
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Demogorgons fear fire, so I light something up and carry it with me like a torch
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TentacleDemon
06/01/22 2:34:37 AM
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Sure. Not much to look forward to at this point so I might as well give it a go.

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darkmaian23
06/01/22 2:45:53 AM
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TentacleDemon posted...
Sure. Not much to look forward to at this point so I might as well give it a go.
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Shotgunnova
06/01/22 2:49:20 AM
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1) acquire walkie-talkies
2) lure demon unfamiliar with technology into faraway corner
3) ???
4) profit

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Lost_All_Senses
06/01/22 8:44:53 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
Demogorgons are from D&D. A version of them was featured on Stranger Things. That version was a monster with a head that opened up like a flower. Traditionally they look like this:

Honestly only heard of them from Stranger Thing referencing until now. But I stand by it being a dumb name for a monster. More fitting when ai think of D&D tho. Not cause I think D&D is dumb, but because D&D is a lot heavier on fantasy. Sounds really dumb in a modern setting.

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LincolnDuncan
06/01/22 8:48:30 AM
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I honestly forget, but do they fight those things with baseball bats and things?

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