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AirFresh
05/20/22 6:45:46 AM
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Chicken Wings are the CHEAPEST PART of the Chicken yet now they are getting super expensive.

Cringe, I say.

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Irony
05/20/22 6:46:24 AM
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Popularity determines price

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AirFresh
05/20/22 6:47:12 AM
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Irony posted...
Popularity determines price
Just agree in solidarity that it is CRINGE

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deupd_u
05/20/22 6:47:19 AM
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Why would you want meat with bones in it? Why haven't we genetically engineered boneless, jelly chickens yet?

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SwayM
05/20/22 6:56:46 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Chicken Wings are the CHEAPEST PART of the Chicken yet now they are getting super expensive.

Cringe, I say.

This has been my exact argument for when internet weirdos get all stupid about boneless wings. Out here pretending these scrap pieces of meat with the bone in it are actually the pinnacle of fine dining and fuck yall if you enjoy a piece of 100% juicy meat seasoned and cooked as a wing.

(We are well aware theyre not technically wings btw, ya weirdos)


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ZevLoveDOOM
05/20/22 6:59:18 AM
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people call these buffalo wings even tho buffalos dont have wings...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/9/AAXJAeAADQD7.jpg

you muricans are weird. lol
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deanshow
05/20/22 7:02:04 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
people call these buffalo wings even tho buffalos dont have wings...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/1/9/AAXJAeAADQD7.jpg

you muricans are weird. lol
They were allegedly invented in Buffalo,NY thats why they're called that

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Esrac
05/20/22 9:32:11 AM
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It is weird that I can buy a pack of chicken thighs and a pack of chicken legs combines for the price of a pack of chicken wings.

I like wings and all, but at that point you're just paying more for less.
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Heartomaton
05/20/22 9:42:03 AM
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Boneless wings are just more expensive chicken nuggets.

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DipDipDiver
05/20/22 9:43:33 AM
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SwayM posted...
a piece of 100% juicy meat seasoned and cooked as a wing
Literally just chicken tenders tossed in a sauce
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SwayM
05/20/22 9:43:42 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
Boneless wings are just more expensive chicken nuggets.

And thats maybe why they taste better.

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Akagami_Shanks
05/20/22 9:44:30 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uOJWnQ7uBE

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Heartomaton
05/20/22 9:44:45 AM
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SwayM posted...
And thats maybe why they taste better.

Bone-in wings are just chicken nuggets that require more effort.

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Bio1590
05/20/22 9:51:14 AM
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I mean think of how many chickens need to be raised+killed to make the average box of chicken wings. It's a fuckload.

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Giant_Aspirin
05/20/22 9:56:41 AM
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Bio1590 posted...
I mean think of how many chickens need to be raised+killed to make the average box of chicken wings. It's a fuckload.

just to meet the demand for Super Bowl, 710,000,000 were killed.

https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animals/710-million-chickens-to-be-slaughtered-over-super-bowl-demand-for-wings/

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Squall28
05/20/22 9:56:42 AM
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Wings are overrated af. Too much damn work

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Suolevram
05/20/22 10:21:56 AM
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Squall28 posted...
Wings are overrated af. Too much damn work
You might be doing it wrong. You can debone the whole thing in like 3 seconds if you know the technique.

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COVxy
05/20/22 10:22:57 AM
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Wtf does cringe mean now-a-days.

You kids be crazy.

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Squall28
05/20/22 10:23:51 AM
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Suolevram posted...
You might be doing it wrong. You can debone the whole thing in like 3 seconds if you know the technique.

What's the technique?

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HagenEx
05/20/22 10:24:04 AM
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AirFresh posted...
Chicken Wings are the CHEAPEST PART of the Chicken

Wrong. It's feet.

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Mikea
05/20/22 10:24:28 AM
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wings are trash. boneless all the way

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MegaManXYZ123
05/20/22 10:26:09 AM
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They're tasty

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Nightmare_Luna
05/20/22 10:26:14 AM
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eat whole chicken its cheaper and you get more

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COVxy
05/20/22 10:27:10 AM
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Squall28 posted...
What's the technique?

Stick whole wing in mouth, suck hard.

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Suolevram
05/20/22 2:06:05 PM
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Squall28 posted...
What's the technique?
You grab the wing at the skinnier end, place it on your plate and push down. The meat will seperate from the bone and have a nice chunk of chicken to choke down. Not a super firm grip, loose enough to let the bone go between your fingers and the chicken sort of goes to the side.

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sabin017
05/20/22 2:13:03 PM
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Lobster was cheap at one point.

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viewmaster_pi
05/20/22 2:21:05 PM
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Suolevram posted...
nice chunk of chicken to choke
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/3/AAOjRaAADQH5.jpg

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TheLiarParadox
05/20/22 3:00:27 PM
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These are pretty good

https://seitansociety.com/recipes/vegan-chicken-wings/

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Squall28
05/20/22 4:24:08 PM
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Suolevram posted...
You grab the wing at the skinnier end, place it on your plate and push down. The meat will seperate from the bone and have a nice chunk of chicken to choke down. Not a super firm grip, loose enough to let the bone go between your fingers and the chicken sort of goes to the side.

Interesting. I googled it, and YouTube saying to pull out one of the bones.

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FigureOfSpeech
05/20/22 4:30:51 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Why would you want meat with bones in it?


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InTheEyesOfFire
05/20/22 4:41:00 PM
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https://youtu.be/u1CVQ38bn64

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Smashingpmkns
05/20/22 4:44:47 PM
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My late grandmother told me back in the day if chicken wings straight up weren't thrown out they would just give them to the grandma's in the house. Kinda like the opposite of the whole dad gets the big piece of chicken type shit lol

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Suolevram
05/20/22 4:59:49 PM
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Squall28 posted...
Interesting. I googled it, and YouTube saying to pull out one of the bones.
I haven't had a chance to put the technique to use in a while so I might have been a little rusty with my explanation. Still, it's not that difficult to figure out especially with youtube existing.

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/7/3/AAOjRaAADQH5.jpg
Yeah buddy!

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DeadBankerDream
05/20/22 5:00:48 PM
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deupd_u posted...
Why would you want meat with bones in it? Why haven't we genetically engineered boneless, jelly chickens yet?
You have a Trump knife but you're such a fucking pussy that you can't handle bones in your meat?

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Suolevram
05/20/22 5:38:54 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
You have a Trump knife but you're such a fucking pussy that you can't handle bones in your meat?


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David1988
05/20/22 6:09:39 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
just to meet the demand for Super Bowl, 710,000,000 were killed.

https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animals/710-million-chickens-to-be-slaughtered-over-super-bowl-demand-for-wings/


good god

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FigureOfSpeech
05/20/22 6:11:59 PM
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Suolevram posted...


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Mist_Turnips
05/20/22 6:18:05 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...


just to meet the demand for Super Bowl, 710,000,000 were killed.

https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animals/710-million-chickens-to-be-slaughtered-over-super-bowl-demand-for-wings/

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HagenEx
05/21/22 7:23:34 AM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
I contributed!

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