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Noumas
05/19/22 11:34:28 AM
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Those porn videos with a creepy dark room like the popular one with the amateur girls. Why are these hot girls going to such a creepy place? Wouldn't they rather be my girlfriend? I have a steady income and job security, I could give them a good life
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Slayer_22
05/19/22 11:35:51 AM
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Do you have a deep, dark, dank glory hole?

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Questionmarktarius
05/19/22 11:35:51 AM
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I bet you think wrestling is real, too.
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GranQroppoop
05/19/22 11:37:16 AM
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Your job security doesn't give them a sense of mystery.

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HagenEx
05/19/22 11:37:18 AM
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First of all, there's no such thing as an amateur gloryhole. They're all paid actresses.

Second, money.

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LivingLegendx8
05/19/22 11:37:21 AM
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You dont realize that some women are into nasty shit.
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yusiko
05/19/22 11:40:15 AM
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Gay ones pretend to trick straight guys into getting oral from a man
It's usually fake but there is a story of that actually happening with a pro soccer player who thought it was a woman on tje other side and wouldn't have agrees to be filmed had he known it was a man

That's called rape by deception which is why you don't trick people

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Touch
05/19/22 11:43:58 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Wait...those bears aren't real??

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Slayer_22
05/19/22 11:49:06 AM
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Touch posted...
Wait...those bears aren't real??
Obviously.

The bears are actors.

You think an untrained bear can ride a unicycle? LMAO, look at this guy!

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Giant_Aspirin
05/19/22 11:49:50 AM
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because money

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Pogo_Marimo
05/19/22 12:02:27 PM
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yusiko posted...
Gay ones pretend to trick straight guys into getting oral from a man
It's usually fake but there is a story of that actually happening with a pro soccer player who thought it was a woman on tje other side and wouldn't have agrees to be filmed had he known it was a man

That's called rape by deception which is why you don't trick people
Yeah, but it's also kind of hot if, like, they're cool with it.

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ViewtifulGrave
05/19/22 12:09:07 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/8/8/AAU2gcAADP1Y.jpg

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Funkydog
05/19/22 12:14:21 PM
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Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.

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Pogo_Marimo
05/19/22 12:26:41 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.
The bus from Speed wasn't real? What the fuck...

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Touch
05/19/22 12:26:45 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.
Magic school bus??

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Questionmarktarius
05/19/22 12:28:03 PM
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Funkydog posted...
Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.
...the Six Flags bus?
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Funkydog
05/19/22 12:56:08 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
The bus from Speed wasn't real? What the fuck...

Touch posted...
Magic school bus??

Questionmarktarius posted...
...the Six Flags bus?
No. I'm saying they all ARE real. Including a certain banger.

SMH. You guys need to believe in the magic more.

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Master_Bass
05/19/22 1:00:58 PM
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Guys, we all know video titles can't lie. They obviously really are step siblings, and she does always get stuck in the drier for some reason.

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Cocytus
05/19/22 1:01:33 PM
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I don't understand how most porn get these gorgeous women?
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Cocytus
05/19/22 1:02:00 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
because money
Yeah, I guess. But it can't be that fucking good.
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Returning_CEmen
05/22/22 12:13:59 AM
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They love sucking D. And they love money. So win win for them

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Norman_Smiley
05/22/22 12:19:41 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CnFo7qinng looks real to me

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Laserion
05/22/22 12:42:38 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.
The Spice Girls bus in the movie, in the jumping scene.

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Axiom
05/22/22 12:46:05 AM
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Everyone knows girls are attracted to holes in walls like cats with catnip. It's biological
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Trumble
05/22/22 1:19:26 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Yeah, but it's also kind of hot if, like, they're cool with it.
Kinda mutually exclusive with the reality of the situation...

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Smashingpmkns
05/22/22 1:26:14 AM
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Saw a doc once about women and gloryholes narrated by David Attenborough

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darkmaian23
05/22/22 2:34:58 AM
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Because they are fake?
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bigtiggie23
05/22/22 4:37:53 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Next people are going to try and claim a certain bus wasn't real either.

You mean those buses where hot girls stand there and let every guy on the bus feel them up without calling out for the authorities?

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WarfireX
05/23/22 11:53:54 AM
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Jesus these topics are so pathetic.

"Wouldn't she rather be my human pet than get a huge stack of cash to have fun?!"

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Noumas
05/26/22 5:13:56 AM
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Guys I'm not talking about the fake ones those are fake obviously, I'm talking about the videos that have "real no bullshit!" in the title, it says so right there.
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Noumas
05/28/22 5:27:30 AM
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Cocytus posted...
I don't understand how most porn get these gorgeous women?
Yeah especially in the "just ventilators" website age and even before that there were sugar daddies
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yusiko
05/28/22 12:34:45 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
There really was a spice girls movie, huh


Yes
And it was glorious

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Laserion
05/30/22 4:10:30 PM
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yusiko posted...
Yes
And it was glorious
The bus looking obviously like a toy was the best touch.

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InTheEyesOfFire
05/30/22 5:32:04 PM
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yusiko posted...
Yes
And it was glorious

Still have a copy on vhs lol.

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SauI_Goodman
05/30/22 5:36:41 PM
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Lol the guys knock on the wall to let her know theyre about to blow

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CobraGT
05/30/22 5:43:41 PM
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Because doing sex-for-sale is the only way that there is any benefit to being hot?

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Billyionaire
05/30/22 6:03:46 PM
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I've done gloryholes before but all the women just thought it was a light switch.

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Noumas
06/02/22 2:05:49 AM
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CobraGT posted...
Because doing sex-for-sale is the only way that there is any benefit to being hot?
Modeling?
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Living-Legendx8
06/02/22 2:43:10 AM
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Noumas posted...
Wouldn't they rather be my girlfriend?

Theyre dating guys who dont jerk off to glory hole porn.
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Noumas
06/04/22 1:05:38 AM
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Living-Legendx8 posted...
Theyre dating guys who dont jerk off to glory hole porn.
If it were up to me I wouldn't even watch g-hole porn but it's not
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