Poll of the Day > lol now twitter is forcing elon to buy them

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lmfao

way to sign that contract, you played yourself elon

Because Elon shitposting affects the price of twitter, he's trying to get it as cheap as possible

nah

elon tried to back out of it, but there's a clause in one of the contracts he signed that states that he, uh, has to buy them

Ok, lets change the scenario; I'm a trillionaire and want to buy McDonalds...

I announce I'm going to buyout McDonalds and their current share price is 54. ... then I say I'm going to pull out and their share price drops to 31. If I then crawl back and commit to buying, McDonalds corporate is gunna throw a shitshow if I payout only at 31 per share

he can try to negotiate a lower price

but it's not going to work

he fucked himself here

Twitter worth 2 billion dollars

Elon be like: Im gonna buy it for 44 billion dollars lmaooo harambe Donald trump fake news

twitter: uhhhhh okay sounds good to us

elon: twitter sucks harambe dicks out 44 billion too many bots!

Supreme Court: fuck women

now i just think you're secretly elon because that was too perfect

I think Twitter is near worthless, while I doubt it's 90% bots and sock puppet accounts, they do at least make up about 20-40% of Twitter, it would explain the constant scams and the piling on of users in some communities over ships and fanart.

Hop103 posted...

I think Twitter is near worthless, while I doubt it's 90% bots and sock puppet accounts, they do at least make up about 20-40% of Twitter, it would explain the constant scams and the piling on of users in some communities over ships and fanart.

Same.
I fucking despise twitter.
And Musk is an over-hyped moron.
Everything about this Musk/Twitter thing has been pretty hilarious to me, and I sincerely hope they do end up together and the entire platform collapses.

Like, twitter doesn't even make money. And dumb ass was going to drop $44 billion on it, with a plan to monetize it by charging for accounts. lulz

Considering how the number 4 is superstitiously feared in a lot of east Asian cultures, it's fitting he made the poorly thought out bid amount that he did, lol

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/0/4/AAFUswAADPw8.jpg

streamofthesky posted...

Same.
I fucking despise twitter.
And Musk is an over-hyped moron.
Everything about this Musk/Twitter thing has been pretty hilarious to me, and I sincerely hope they do end up together and the entire platform collapses.

Like, twitter doesn't even make money. And dumb ass was going to drop $44 billion on it, with a plan to monetize it by charging for accounts. lulz

Considering how the number 4 is superstitiously feared in a lot of east Asian cultures, it's fitting he made the poorly thought out bid amount that he did, lol

Elon Musk is Asian?

he paid like, 1 billion to buy tesla

and a little bit more than that for spacex

lol 44b for twitter tho?

i'm guessing he wasn't ever actually serious about it, especially when he turned town being added to the board of directors

and now he's looking for every way he can get out of buying it, and man, twitter made sure as fuck that he couldn't

Lol.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/8/5/AAQwHjAADP7l.jpg

its all just a fairly successful distraction from the fact that his wife, a woman literally named Grimes, left him for Chelsea Manning

which the trans community is super stoked about

I wouldn't be surprised if Twitter's sole purpose is to have fake users generate fake conversations for the benefit of fake journalists who then write about how significant this issue is that no one is really talking about.

Well, well, well....

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5

SpaceX, the aerospace firm founded by Elon Musk, the world's wealthiest man, paid a flight attendant $250,000 to settle a sexual misconduct claim against Musk in 2018, Insider has learned.
The attendant worked as a member of the cabin crew on a contract basis for SpaceX's corporate jet fleet. She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.
The incident, which took place in 2016, is alleged in a declaration signed by a friend of the attendant and prepared in support of her claim. The details in this story are drawn from the declaration as well as other documents, including email correspondence and other records shared with Insider by the friend.
According to the declaration, the attendant confided to the friend that after taking the flight attendant job, she was encouraged to get licensed as a masseuse so that she could give Musk massages. It was during one such massage in a private cabin on Musk's Gulfstream G650ER, she told the friend, that Musk propositioned her.
After Insider contacted Musk for comment, he emailed to ask for more time to respond and said there is "a lot more to this story."
"If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light," he wrote, calling the story a "politically motivated hit piece."
Insider extended the deadline and reiterated the offer to Musk to comment on the claims. He did not respond.
Reached via cell phone, SpaceX vice president of legal Christopher Cardaci said, "I'm not going to comment on any settlement agreements." SpaceX did not respond to requests for comment to its general media contact email address.

ah, so that's why

https://i.imgur.com/2Ek2CSm.png

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/5/8/AAQwHjAADQJO.jpg

Adam_Savage posted...

ah, so that's why

https://i.imgur.com/2Ek2CSm.png

lmao what a fucking crybaby

Wow, what a smart guy. Many smart. Much guy.

The leftist rage that Elon predicted.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/0/AAQwHjAADQRi.jpg