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CrimsonAngel
05/13/22 4:40:46 PM
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I'd probably be the first to die

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Questionmarktarius
05/13/22 4:44:01 PM
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The crazy guy at the beginning who warns everyone, but gets ignored.
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FigureOfSpeech
05/13/22 4:45:03 PM
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one of the early suspicious red herring characters who gets cleared as a suspect after something dumb happens like I have drunken shenanigans and spend a night in jail and a murder happens while I'm locked up and the cops are like "welp guess you aren't the killer after all lol"

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Nukazie
05/13/22 4:45:23 PM
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the creepy old guy who's in cahoots with the killer

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KookyCouture
05/13/22 4:46:14 PM
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CrimsonAngel posted...
I'd probably be the first to die


came in to say this as I'm a wimp and I'd be so scared I'd just want to get it over with, I probably wouldn't even try to run :(

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Freddie_Mercury
05/13/22 4:46:37 PM
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the chad who makes fun of everyone for not wanting to go into the murder house

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EricDraven59
05/13/22 4:46:49 PM
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The killer
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HovaRex
05/13/22 4:46:59 PM
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I'd die. I'm the one who tries to fight the big bad. As a kid it's how I always use to console myself when watching horror movies. I'd be like "I'd just fuck the bad guy up. Why doesn't anyone just punch him in the face?"

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ThyCorndog
05/13/22 4:47:55 PM
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The guy that acts like nothing is wrong until someone is killed in front of him

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HylianFox
05/13/22 4:48:51 PM
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The one who constantly brags about sex despite clearly never having been laid

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BuckVanHammer
05/13/22 4:51:31 PM
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dude who tells the kids a fucked story about some ill shit...

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AmishDoinks420
05/13/22 4:52:01 PM
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Definitely the stoner character killed halfway through the film for enjoying himself.

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The_Critic
05/13/22 4:52:51 PM
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Genre savvy guy that misreads the tropes and still dies.
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Turbam
05/13/22 4:53:56 PM
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The weird friend that you think dies halfway through the movie and then makes a heroic return to buy the main character time to escape

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HylianFox
05/13/22 4:54:32 PM
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The_Critic posted...
Genre savvy guy that misreads the tropes and still dies.
Ah, delicious irony.

My second choice would be the nerdy guy who didn't get invited to the party and survives.

Twist if the nerd is also the killer. (Or assisting the killer)

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Sharashaska
05/13/22 4:55:43 PM
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The couples guy who get murdered while making out in a barn

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yusiko
05/13/22 4:55:43 PM
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I'd be the sidekick to the final girl
It slightly raises my chances of surviving but not by a lot

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Anony1125
05/13/22 4:56:22 PM
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random extra nobody knows who makes no impression whatsoever and is forgotten within 5 minutes

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WaterLink
05/13/22 4:56:56 PM
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The guy that narrowly avoids dying, only to die while celebrating my survival

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Cobra1010
05/13/22 5:06:59 PM
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Well I'm definitely not dying first. It's usually the couples who go off to have sex that get killed first. I will be the one who has feeling for the female protagonist but gets friend zoned by her but in the end will still die to save her. And she survives with the male protagonist and they live happily ever after.

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The_Korey
05/13/22 5:08:11 PM
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The guy who survives because he's actually seen horror movies before.

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Strider102
05/13/22 5:10:26 PM
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The_Korey posted...
The guy who survives because he's actually seen horror movies before.

I wanted to say this, but I don't want to be overconfident.

For all I know I'd be the guy that trips and gets impaled through my head by a pitchfork laying on the ground.

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CanuckCowboy
05/13/22 5:19:52 PM
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AmishDoinks420 posted...
Definitely the stoner character killed halfway through the film for enjoying himself.

This or the guy who dies out of some idiotic sense of nobility

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The_Korey
05/13/22 7:30:46 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I wanted to say this, but I don't want to be overconfident.

For all I know I'd be the guy that trips and gets impaled through my head by a pitchfork laying on the ground.

Too much konfidence is definitely a killer. Mine komes more from a place of pessimism & paranoia than being a head-strong know-it-all.

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NashtheLion
05/13/22 7:36:05 PM
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Protagonists brother who doesnt believe a word they say.
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Kajagogo
05/13/22 7:43:55 PM
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The one who doesn't go on the road trip to the woods, or cabin or whatever.

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Scotty_Rogers
05/13/22 7:47:44 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
The crazy guy at the beginning who warns everyone, but gets ignored.


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