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saspa
05/11/22 7:22:58 AM
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Albus Severus Potter is way worse than Rey Skywalker tbh

Mostly because I've never remotely cared for star wars while I was actually invested emotionally in Harry Potter as a kid, but still Albus Severus is a worse name regardless of that fact.

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pegusus123456
05/11/22 7:25:29 AM
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The most unrealistic part of that story is that Ginny let him give those kids those names.

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El Marsh
05/11/22 7:28:39 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The most unrealistic part of that story is that Ginny let him give those kids those names.
Like, the tribute was cool and all but it's so weird coming from parents with very normal names.

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Kim_Seong-a
05/11/22 7:32:20 AM
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I mean Albus Severus is bad, yes.

But Scorpius Malfoy

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pegusus123456
05/11/22 7:33:28 AM
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Kim_Seong-a posted...
But Scorpius Malfoy
That one's fine. It's from a family with weird-ass names.

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Kajagogo
05/11/22 7:35:54 AM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The most unrealistic part of that story is that Ginny let him give those kids those names.

Been saying this ever since book 7 came out.

Harry is probably an abuser. A small Crucio here, a Sectumsempra there.

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El Marsh
05/11/22 7:36:52 AM
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^or she never stopped being a fangirl

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lilORANG
05/11/22 7:46:38 AM
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Ginny's real name is Ginevra....

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Umbreon
05/11/22 7:50:38 AM
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Bullshit that he didn't name him after Hagrid.

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saspa
05/11/22 7:55:43 AM
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El Marsh posted...

Like, the tribute was cool and all but it's so weird coming from parents with very normal names.

Epilogue reads like a fanfic of a harry potter fan naming his kids

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saspa
05/11/22 8:20:50 AM
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El Marsh posted...
^or she never stopped being a fangirl

Oh... oh my god. That makes perfect sense

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Also lol they established her as becoming all tough and "fiery redhead" trope in the last books and you'd think someone as strong-willed as her would be like "I let you name our daughter Lily but I draw the line at Albus-Severus dammit!"

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 8:24:05 AM
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Albus Severus Potter, you are named after two people who fucked over my mother. One of them was a Slytherin, and he also literally wanted to fuck my mother.

Have fun at school.

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saspa
05/11/22 10:39:08 AM
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Albus Severus Vernon Dudley Potter

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pauIie
05/11/22 10:41:41 AM
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totally but is albus severus a main character of any ongoing thing that people care about? or still just a name drop?

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GranAures
05/11/22 10:43:44 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
Albus Severus Potter, you are named after two people who fucked over my mother. One of them was a Slytherin, and he also literally wanted to fuck my mother.

Have fun at school.
Album Severus Potter, you are named after two headmasters at Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the biggest simp I know.

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Sackgurl
05/11/22 10:50:38 AM
#17:


saspa posted...
Also lol they established her as becoming all tough and "fiery redhead" trope in the last books and you'd think someone as strong-willed as her would be like "I let you name our daughter Lily but I draw the line at Albus-Severus dammit!"

despite the toughness, she was explicitly established as always a harry fangirl, too, and even when the story wrote her as growing up and out of that, it eventually made clear that, nope, not really

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WaterLink
05/11/22 11:13:15 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
you are named after two people who fucked over my mother

How did Dumbledore fuck her over?

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AmishDoinks420
05/11/22 11:15:31 AM
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GranAures posted...
Albus Severus Potter, you are named after two headmasters at Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the biggest simp I know.
Lmfao

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 4:50:32 PM
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WaterLink posted...
How did Dumbledore fuck her over?
He absolutely sacrificed Harry's parents.

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WaterLink
05/11/22 4:52:26 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
He absolutely sacrificed Harry's parents.

in what way? dumbledore offered to be the secret keeper but lily and james declined and went with peter instead. that's on them

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Mibahlzitch
05/11/22 4:52:27 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
He absolutely sacrificed Harry's parents.
How's that? I don't recall how their death went down exactly.

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Phantom_Nook
05/11/22 4:53:17 PM
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pauIie posted...
totally but is albus severus a main character of any ongoing thing that people care about? or still just a name drop?
He was the protagonist of the widely reviled story The Cursed Child.

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 5:20:18 PM
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WaterLink posted...
in what way? dumbledore offered to be the secret keeper but lily and james declined and went with peter instead. that's on them
It would have gone wrong somehow regardless, and it wouldn't obviously be Dumbedore's fault.

But them dying was part of the plan, he knew that going in.

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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
05/11/22 5:21:50 PM
#25:


GranAures posted...
Albus Severus Potter, you are named after two headmasters at Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the biggest simp I know.




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berlyman101
05/11/22 5:23:31 PM
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I guess he could go by. Al

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UnholyMudcrab
05/11/22 5:24:48 PM
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lilORANG posted...
Ginny's real name is Ginevra....
That's a pretty normal enough name. It's the Italian form of Jennifer.

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WaterLink
05/11/22 5:27:05 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
But them dying was part of the plan, he knew that going in.

citation needed

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 5:35:34 PM
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WaterLink posted...
citation needed
I honestly could be remembering it wrong, but I believe the prophecy and Dumbedore's knowledge gave him advanced notice on Voldielock's plans, including the destruction involved.

Harry's parents were sacrificed to draw him into attacking Harry and destroying himself, temporarily or otherwise.

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WaterLink
05/11/22 5:38:35 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
I honestly could be remembering it wrong, but I believe the prophecy and Dumbedore's knowledge gave him advanced notice on Voldielock's plans, including the destruction involved.

Harry's parents were sacrificed to draw him into attacking Harry and destroying himself, temporarily or otherwise.

The prophecy wasn't about Harry specifically, it could have also been Neville Longbottom. And if his plans were to sacrifice them he wouldn't have gone through all that effort to protect them and offer to be the secret keeper.

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 5:44:40 PM
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WaterLink posted...
And if his plans were to sacrifice them he wouldn't have gone through all that effort to protect them and offer to be the secret keeper.
The entire 7 books are Dumbledore going through effort to protect Harry so that he can die at the right moment.

THAT I remember for sure, he says it himself to Snape in that last Pensieve scene during the final battle.

He didn't expect Harry to survive, but to live long enough for Voldielocks to kill him and destroy his own horcrux.

Also I believe it's heavily implied that Dumbledore was like at least 95% sure he was gonna ice the Potters because of the half blood thing.

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WaterLink
05/11/22 5:53:08 PM
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Well that's a bit different because Lily and James didn't have to die to defeat Voldemort, Harry did.

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GATTJT
05/11/22 5:58:37 PM
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WaterLink posted...
Well that's a bit different because Lily and James didn't have to die to defeat Voldemort, Harry did.
But wasn't the whole reason for Harry needing to die is because he became a horcrux due to Lily's sacrifice causing Voldemort's spell to rebound?

Full disclosure I haven't read these books in years lol

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WaterLink
05/11/22 6:09:27 PM
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GATTJT posted...
But wasn't the whole reason for Harry needing to die is because he became a horcrux due to Lily's sacrifice causing Voldemort's spell to rebound?

Yes, but I don't think Dumbledore planned for that. The prophecy never said anything about the parents having to die or what exactly the power the boy born in July would have. I think Dumbledore did realize Voldemort targeted the Potters and realized their son was the one "Voldemort marked as his equal", in fact Snape went to Dumbledore and confirmed this.

But I don't think Dumbledore sacrificed them, which is the initial point I'm refuting, because nothing in the prophecy says the parents had to die or that they would die. Which is why Dumbledore went through so much trouble to protect them after Snape told Dumbledore that Voldemort planned to go after them.

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garan
05/11/22 6:20:22 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
The most unrealistic part of that story is that Ginny let him give those kids those names.


The most unrealistic part is that Ginny got back together with him after he helped Lucius Malfoy avoid Azkaban after he tried to murder her.
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Sariana21
05/11/22 6:32:02 PM
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Severus was the name of multiple Roman emperors. Its hardly a shameful name in and of itself. And I think Ginny would agree with Harrys reasoning.

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DrizztLink
05/11/22 6:36:54 PM
#38:


WaterLink posted...
But I don't think Dumbledore sacrificed them, which is the initial point I'm refuting, because nothing in the prophecy says the parents had to die or that they would die.
I don't think Dumbledore thought he was gonna mark Harry as his equal with a Sharpie or anything, collateral damage was expected.

But I think at this point it's just a disagreement regarding characterization, and I'll admit to being cynical as fuck when it comes to giving Dumbledore the benefit of doubt.

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Punished_Blinx
05/11/22 6:38:09 PM
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This is my son. Ben Chewbacca Skywalker.

This is my nephew. Yoda Lando Skywalker.

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Sackgurl
05/11/22 7:33:16 PM
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dumbledore's sacrificing of harry's parents was a result of him knowing snape overheard the prophecy, and allowing him to escape and tell voldemort

the sacrificing of harry was totally different and way less ambiguous; dumbledore was a chessmaster and basically the only death he didn't explicitly plan was snape's

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meralonne
05/11/22 7:37:25 PM
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GranAures posted...
Albus Severus Potter, you are named after two headmasters at Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was the biggest simp I know.
this post wins the thread

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saspa
05/13/22 3:37:20 PM
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DrizztLink posted...

I don't think Dumbledore thought he was gonna mark Harry as his equal with a Sharpie or anything, collateral damage was expected.

But I think at this point it's just a disagreement regarding characterization, and I'll admit to being cynical as fuck when it comes to giving Dumbledore the benefit of doubt.

Boy Rita Skeeta's book musta done a number on you

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