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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 1:42:44 AM
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It is now 141am and I'm still thirsty AF and I wanna get dicked down but apparently it's too late for these lil boys now past their bedtime or something smh

Anyway hi ce how are you tonight? Anyone in phillyCElphia wanna help ya girl out LOL JUST KIDDING MODS
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dj1200
05/01/22 1:43:49 AM
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Nobody wants to? Have you checked grindr?

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No_U_L7
05/01/22 1:47:19 AM
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What was your process for the night?

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MixedRaceBaby
05/01/22 1:47:21 AM
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i had sex this morning so im good.

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h23456bca
05/01/22 1:48:12 AM
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Pathetic

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dj1200
05/01/22 1:49:30 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

really? Do you not live in a populous area? I would imagine you can get laid on Grindr like that.

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 1:51:40 AM
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dj1200 posted...
Nobody wants to? Have you checked grindr?
I am gril

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Wish I would have thought of that this week tbh woulda just grabbed a drug store one

No_U_L7 posted...
What was your process for the night?
Tinder mostly. I got a couple bites and then got hit with "it's too late" and "my cousin is sleeping and has me parked in"

like why y'all like this I've literally been throwing pussy at dudes all night

h23456bca posted...
Pathetic
Who asked lmfao
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greyfox747
05/01/22 1:52:29 AM
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I'll pray for you, sister

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 1:52:58 AM
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greyfox747 posted...
I'll pray for you, sister
Thx boo lots of love
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No_U_L7
05/01/22 1:53:31 AM
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kbelfisBACK posted...

I am gril

Wish I would have thought of that this week tbh woulda just grabbed a drug store one

Tinder mostly. I got a couple bites and then got hit with "it's too late" and "my cousin is sleeping and has me parked in"

like why y'all like this I've literally been throwing pussy at dudes all night

Who asked lmfao


Shouldve tried actually go out to bars.

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berlyman101
05/01/22 1:54:26 AM
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sounds like there is hope yet for the morality of our young men. begone seed stealer

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BryanRust17
05/01/22 1:57:22 AM
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kbelfisBACK posted...


Anyone in phillyCElphia wanna help ya girl out

Have you considered anyone from the Philadelphia Flyers? It's not like they're busy the next few months

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MabusIncarnate
05/01/22 1:57:28 AM
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Wishing you the best, happy stuffing!

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 1:57:46 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Shouldve tried actually go out to bars.
with what money am I going to the bar. Even if I go expecting a dude to pay for my drinks I have to at least order the first one to establish myself.

berlyman101 posted...
sounds like there is hope yet for the morality of our young men. begone seed stealer
Ok
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MabusIncarnate
05/01/22 1:57:47 AM
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BryanRust17 posted...
Have you considered anyone from the Philadelphia Flyers? It's not like they're busy the next few months
Ayyy lmao

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 1:58:24 AM
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BryanRust17 posted...
Have you considered anyone from the Philadelphia Flyers? It's not like they're busy the next few months
:((((((( Man I oughta come find you and kick ur ass
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No_U_L7
05/01/22 1:59:54 AM
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kbelfisBACK posted...

with what money am I going to the bar. Even if I go expecting a dude to pay for my drinks I have to at least order the first one to establish myself.

Ok


Get a water and add lime/lemon so it looks like a drink. Tell guys youre waiting for your friend to show up but they can keep you company until she does. If hes lame tell him your friend told you shes here and you need to go find her, rinse repeat. When theres no more prospects in the place, change locations. Rinse, repeat

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 2:01:27 AM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Get a water and add lime/lemon so it looks like a drink. Tell guys youre waiting for your friend to show up but they can keep you company until she does. If hes lame tell him your friend told you shes here and you need to go find her, rinse repeat. When theres no more prospects in the place, change locations. Rinse, repeat

what if the bartender notices and tells me to GTFO tho I'm so awkward I can't do the bar lol I have to talk to you first before I grace you with my presence lol

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gunplagirl
05/01/22 2:02:24 AM
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You're asking CE for sexual favors?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAc53qAADLNk.jpg

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Arcanine2009
05/01/22 2:02:39 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Bad Dragon

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No_U_L7
05/01/22 2:02:41 AM
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kbelfisBACK posted...


what if the bartender notices and tells me to GTFO tho I'm so awkward I can't do the bar lol I have to talk to you first before I grace you with my presence lol



Bartender wouldnt do that lol. Especially if youre a girl. If they ask just say youre waiting for a friend to get started or youre the DD

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 2:05:18 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
You're asking CE for sexual favors?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAc53qAADLNk.jpg
this that down down bad that dreamville was talking Abt girl

No_U_L7 posted...
Bartender wouldnt do that lol. Especially if youre a girl. If they ask just say youre waiting for a friend to get started or youre the DD
oh

Man maybe I should have gone to the bar then damn but I'm not attracted to like bar guys like I have never once seen a cute guy at a bar.
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gunplagirl
05/01/22 2:07:20 AM
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kbelfisBACK posted...
this that down down bad that dreamville was talking Abt girl
And now you must suffer alone.

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Duncanwii
05/01/22 2:08:36 AM
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I had to jump through 7 years worth of Hoops to get laid so feel lucky.

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No_U_L7
05/01/22 2:10:03 AM
#29:


kbelfisBACK posted...

this that down down bad that dreamville was talking Abt girl

oh

Man maybe I should have gone to the bar then damn but I'm not attracted to like bar guys like I have never once seen a cute guy at a bar.


Go to better bars

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NoxObscuras
05/01/22 2:13:17 AM
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Damn that sucks. If dudes aren't biting, then it sounds like it's time to "improvise" with some common household items. At least until you can buy a vibe.

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viewmaster_pi
05/01/22 2:13:57 AM
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chin up, sweaty

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 2:22:12 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
And now you must suffer alone.
I know I'm mad af but I might get some in the morning

Duncanwii posted...
I had to jump through 7 years worth of Hoops to get laid so feel lucky.
Duncan pls don't get mad at me bc of that I had nothing to do w that.

No_U_L7 posted...
Go to better bars
I mean this is facts

NoxObscuras posted...
Damn that sucks. If dudes aren't biting, then it sounds like it's time to "improvise" with some common household items. At least until you can buy a vibe.
express vibe delivery

no I mean I have a toy that doesn't do anything but go in and it's honestly just not even enough

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Strider102
05/01/22 4:01:48 AM
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That sucks

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FinalBraveNUT
05/01/22 5:11:48 AM
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Well well the thirst is real in ladies too.

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Sunhawk
05/01/22 5:22:31 AM
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How many guys have you slept with through Tinder, TC? How many sexual partners have you had in general?

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joe40001
05/01/22 5:23:33 AM
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Is it really that strange to not have sex despite wanting to for 3 hours?

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Alteres
05/01/22 5:48:37 AM
#38:


gunplagirl posted...
You're asking CE for sexual favors?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/6/AAc53qAADLNk.jpg
bah, Ive seen you do the same lol

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 7:25:14 AM
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Sunhawk posted...
How many guys have you slept with through Tinder, TC? How many sexual partners have you had in general?
A lot and a lot why does that matter tho?
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Doom_Art
05/01/22 7:31:33 AM
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I feel for ya, TC

Still tho it's comforting to know that women have the same thirst and sometimes the same difficulty getting laid that us men folk have

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 7:33:13 AM
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732 am

I'm either gonna wait to see if this guy gets up in a timely fashion and comes over or I'm gonna go to bed. Entire night hosed.
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
05/01/22 7:42:20 AM
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Pics of TC?

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 7:49:33 AM
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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 7:49:53 AM
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Turtlebread
05/01/22 7:51:30 AM
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desperation is not attractive for any gender

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kbelfisBACK
05/01/22 7:53:01 AM
#46:


Turtlebread posted...
desperation is not attractive for any gender
Damn I was so worried abt what Turtlebread of CE thought Abt my desperation guess I should just lock this topic damn

headass lol
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Turtlebread
05/01/22 7:54:45 AM
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simply advice for your next attempt to get laid

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Doom_Art
05/01/22 8:29:15 AM
#48:


Honestly Iunno if it's desperation, but it's a recurring thing among guys I've noticed (myself included) that if someone they're speaking to over a site or app becomes very forward or sexually aggressive then the guys will back out.

I dunno what it is

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Antifar
05/01/22 8:39:02 AM
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Doom_Art posted...
Honestly Iunno if it's desperation, but it's a recurring thing among guys I've noticed (myself included) that if someone they're speaking to over a site or app becomes very forward or sexually aggressive then the guys will back out.

I dunno what it is
I think to some extent it's an assumption that the other person is selling or scamming something.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
05/01/22 8:50:57 AM
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Shit that never happened.

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