Current Events > if someone holds you at gunpoint and tells you to dig your own grave, wat do?

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No_U_L7 04/28/22 11:10:42 PM #1:	is there any advantage to actually digging it instead of just telling them to shoot you then --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964651299] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>is there any advantage to actually digging it instead of just telling them to shoot you then</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 04/28/22 11:13:23 PM #2:	I charge at them, do a backflip kick knocking the gun into the air, I then catch the gun and dismantle it. The person runs away in terror. --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:964651354] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I charge at them, do a backflip kick knocking the gun into the air, I then catch the gun and dismantle it. The person runs away in terror. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Imit8m3 04/28/22 11:13:36 PM #3:	Rush them. --- Yes, I am aggressively handsome. Thanks for noticing. <cite>Imit8m3 posted [p:964651361] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Rush them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 04/28/22 11:19:10 PM #4:	Yeah, I think at that point you may as well at least attempt to attack them. Maybe you get lucky, probably not, but at least you dont die tired from digging a big grave. Although situationally, maybe youre holding out hope someone is coming to save you somehow, so youd want to pro-long things, thus dig the hole. --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:964651461] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I think at that point you may as well at least attempt to attack them. Maybe you get lucky, probably not, but at least you dont die tired from digging a big grave. Although situationally, maybe youre holding out hope someone is coming to save you somehow, so youd want to pro-long things, thus dig the hole. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teep_ 04/28/22 11:19:58 PM #5:	Go on an epic quest spanning the entire Mojave desert to find them --- The world is cruel but I still love you <cite>teep_ posted [p:964651470] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Go on an epic quest spanning the entire Mojave desert to find them </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJPurple 04/28/22 11:43:05 PM #6:	Ill die with my dignity intact I say F* you and get shot. --- Gray/Grey <cite>SSJPurple posted [p:964651916] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Ill die with my dignity intact I say F* you and get shot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 04/28/22 11:43:57 PM #7:	SSJPurple posted... I say F* you and get shot. --- They have taken untold millions that they never toiled to earn But without our brain and muscle not a single wheel can turn <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:964651933] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>SSJPurple posted... </cite> <quote>I say F* you and get shot.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AldousIsDead 04/28/22 11:45:19 PM #9:	Get the shovel in hand and come out swinging. Like hell I'm going to do your work for you. --- In simplicity, utility. Through utility, simplicity. <cite>AldousIsDead posted [p:964651957] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Get the shovel in hand and come out swinging. Like hell I'm going to do your work for you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
No_U_L7 04/28/22 11:45:59 PM #10:	Crono99 posted... If you don't dig they'll get angry and shoot you in the penis. that's a small target, ill have an easier time dodging --- http://i.imgur.com/QPgN9 <cite>No_U_L7 posted [p:964651968] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Crono99 posted...</cite> <quote> If you don't dig they'll get angry and shoot you in the penis. </quote> that's a small target, ill have an easier time dodging</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/28/22 11:48:35 PM #11:	I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:964652025] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GrandConjuraton 04/28/22 11:50:51 PM #12:	Tyranthraxus posted... I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel. For anyone who wants to live, this is the correct answer. --- Crown of creation, creation of shame. https://imgur.com/o21DN7r <cite>GrandConjuraton posted [p:964652080] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel.</quote>For anyone who wants to live, this is the correct answer. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 04/28/22 11:53:46 PM #13:	I bend the shovel midway into a 90 degree angle, then use it like a boomerang to knock the gun straight into my hands, and while I have the gun pointed at him the shovel comes back and hits him in the head resulting in him collapsing and cursing me as he passes out. --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:964652139] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I bend the shovel midway into a 90 degree angle, then use it like a boomerang to knock the gun straight into my hands, and while I have the gun pointed at him the shovel comes back and hits him in the head resulting in him collapsing and cursing me as he passes out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZeroV2 04/29/22 12:01:49 AM #15:	Stick the shovel in the ground fling dirt backwards into his eyes use shovel to deflect any stray bullets use shovel to bash their brains in simple as --- My cat's name is Lincoln. Say something nice about him!! <cite>ZeroV2 posted [p:964652299] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Stick the shovel in the ground fling dirt backwards into his eyes use shovel to deflect any stray bullets use shovel to bash their brains in simple as </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 04/29/22 12:17:22 AM #16:	Always attack if someone tells you to dig your own grave. You have nothing left to lose. At least make em dig the fucking grave themselves <cite>Zikten posted [p:964652556] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Always attack if someone tells you to dig your own grave. You have nothing left to lose. At least make em dig the fucking grave themselves</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kingmuscle131 04/29/22 12:33:15 AM #17:	Pocket sand! --- BLAH... <cite>Kingmuscle131 posted [p:964652798] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Pocket sand! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XxKrazyChaosxX 04/29/22 12:38:22 AM #18:	"My name is ASAC XxKrazyChaosxX and you can go fuck yourself." --- "I woke up at four am by accident in time for the paper to be delivered. Guess what? It's not a kid on a bike, it's a man in a car." - Kevin Malone <cite>XxKrazyChaosxX posted [p:964652868] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>"My name is ASAC XxKrazyChaosxX and you can go fuck yourself." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Payzmaykr 04/29/22 12:42:14 AM #19:	I guess I would try some Jason Bourne shit. --- So long, Thanks for all the fish! <cite>Payzmaykr posted [p:964652911] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I guess I would try some Jason Bourne shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 04/29/22 1:20:18 AM #20:	The Top Crusader posted... Although situationally, maybe youre holding out hope someone is coming to save you somehow, so youd want to pro-long things, thus dig the hole. Sometimes I wonder if that prisoner would still be alive if he resisted a little longer until Alduin shows up. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:964653392] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>The Top Crusader posted... </cite> <quote>Although situationally, maybe youre holding out hope someone is coming to save you somehow, so youd want to pro-long things, thus dig the hole.</quote>Sometimes I wonder if that prisoner would still be alive if he resisted a little longer until Alduin shows up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
party_animal07 04/29/22 1:21:56 AM #21:	"Fuck you. You dig my own grave." --- https://warpzone.me/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/GRANDIA_-696x509.jpg <cite>party_animal07 posted [p:964653408] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>"Fuck you. You dig my own grave." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 04/29/22 1:59:21 AM #22:	You're not going to kill me because you're a fucking bitch. --- The Handsomest Man in O-Town. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:964653844] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>You're not going to kill me because you're a fucking bitch. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 04/29/22 2:02:29 AM #23:	They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:964653877] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zero_Slash 04/29/22 2:05:56 AM #24:	Strider102 posted... I charge at them, do a backflip kick knocking the gun into the air, I then catch the gun and dismantle it. The person runs away in terror. *Strider102* Name checks out. --- Current Title: Title Master Titles Given: 12 <cite>Zero_Slash posted [p:964653910] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted... </cite> <quote>I charge at them, do a backflip kick knocking the gun into the air, I then catch the gun and dismantle it. The person runs away in terror.</quote>Strider102 Name checks out. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VigorouslySwish 04/29/22 2:10:21 AM #25:	everyone is assuming he's standing like 5 feet away what if he's standing 20 feet away now you cant attack or fling dirt --- i'm just some guy yellin' about apple sauce <cite>VigorouslySwish posted [p:964653954] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>everyone is assuming he's standing like 5 feet away what if he's standing 20 feet away now you cant attack or fling dirt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 04/29/22 2:12:59 AM #26:	LeoRavus posted... They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel And then he says "Remember when I said your death would be painless? I lied." --- Ryzen 3700X \| Evga GTX 1070 Ti \| 16GB DDR4 3200 \| Crucial MX500 2TB <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:964653978] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel</quote>And then he says "Remember when I said your death would be painless? I lied." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OudeGeuze 04/29/22 2:14:31 AM #27:	Hamon Overdrive <cite>OudeGeuze posted [p:964653999] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Hamon Overdrive </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
runewalshPSiv 04/29/22 2:29:18 AM #28:	AldousIsDead posted... Get the shovel in hand and come out swinging. Like hell I'm going to do your work for you. That's what I was thinking. --- There's no sensation to compare with this Suspended animation, a state of bliss <cite>runewalshPSiv posted [p:964654137] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>AldousIsDead posted... </cite> <quote>Get the shovel in hand and come out swinging. Like hell I'm going to do your work for you.</quote> That's what I was thinking. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
divot1338 04/29/22 2:36:00 AM #29:	The second they glance around they get a face full of dirt, a whack to the head, gun hand, crotch, and then the head another fifteen times. Then I bury them in the hole, wipe my prints from the shovel, and never speak of it again. --- Moustache twirling villian https://i.imgur.com/U3lt3H4.jpg- Kerbey <cite>divot1338 posted [p:964654197] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>The second they glance around they get a face full of dirt, a whack to the head, gun hand, crotch, and then the head another fifteen times. Then I bury them in the hole, wipe my prints from the shovel, and never speak of it again. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 04/29/22 2:57:36 AM #30:	Tyranthraxus posted... I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel. this pretty much, if the grave is looking like they might think it's deep enough and they are paying attention the whole time, then just take the chance, shovel up some dirt, throw it in their face, then charge them and hope that was enough to get to them in time --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:964654382] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite> <quote>I pretend to dig a grave long enough for them to lower their guard and hit them with the shovel.</quote>this pretty much, if the grave is looking like they might think it's deep enough and they are paying attention the whole time, then just take the chance, shovel up some dirt, throw it in their face, then charge them and hope that was enough to get to them in time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 04/29/22 3:13:28 AM #31:	OwlRammer posted... this pretty much, if the grave is looking like they might think it's deep enough and they are paying attention the whole time, then just take the chance, shovel up some dirt, throw it in their face, then charge them and hope that was enough to get to them in time This is something I definitely don't recommend. Dirt is heavy and it would be so slow it's impossible to use as a real self defense implement. Just hitting the guy with the shovel on its own is difficult enough. Furthermore I'd question the time management skills in general of someone who was trying to make one person dig an entire grave. It would take an experienced professional landscaper hours to do it with a shovel. An amateur who is probably out of shape could work at it all fucking day and still not finish. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:964654518] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>OwlRammer posted... </cite> <quote>this pretty much, if the grave is looking like they might think it's deep enough and they are paying attention the whole time, then just take the chance, shovel up some dirt, throw it in their face, then charge them and hope that was enough to get to them in time</quote> This is something I definitely don't recommend. Dirt is heavy and it would be so slow it's impossible to use as a real self defense implement. Just hitting the guy with the shovel on its own is difficult enough. Furthermore I'd question the time management skills in general of someone who was trying to make one person dig an entire grave. It would take an experienced professional landscaper hours to do it with a shovel. An amateur who is probably out of shape could work at it all fucking day and still not finish. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 04/29/22 3:28:25 AM #33:	Ask him what are you gonna do, shoot me? <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:964654622] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Ask him what are you gonna do, shoot me? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KStateKing17 04/29/22 3:46:08 AM #34:	Either not do it and get shot or do it and get shot... I ain't bout to do all that damn digging --- The 17th King of the State of K <cite>KStateKing17 posted [p:964654766] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>Either not do it and get shot or do it and get shot... I ain't bout to do all that damn digging </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Letron_James 04/29/22 3:47:38 AM #35:	I'm never going to willingly get myself into a situation where I either have you be tortured, watch someone get torturedbor dig my own grave. I'm charging and atleast trying to cause some hassle and not going out like a sheep to the slaughter --- Ask me if I would eat da booty. <cite>Letron_James posted [p:964654781] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I'm never going to willingly get myself into a situation where I either have you be tortured, watch someone get torturedbor dig my own grave. I'm charging and atleast trying to cause some hassle and not going out like a sheep to the slaughter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
St0rmFury 04/29/22 3:49:05 AM #36:	LeoRavus posted... They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel Might as well just attack him then, he'll have to kill you quickly. --- "Average Joe" is a trolling term since it's completely an opinion. "Overachieving" is also an opinion. - SBAllen (Hellhole: 52458377) <cite>St0rmFury posted [p:964654793] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>LeoRavus posted... </cite> <quote>They could be like "If you dig it I'll kill you quick. If you don't I'll blow your kneecaps out first". I'd be like where's the shovel</quote>Might as well just attack him then, he'll have to kill you quickly. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kloe_Rinz 04/29/22 3:52:02 AM #39:	St0rmFury posted... Might as well just attack him then, he'll have to kill you quickly. the kind of person that makes someone dig their own grave is probably the kind of guy that can knock you the fuck out with a backhand <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:964654822] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>St0rmFury posted... </cite> <quote>Might as well just attack him then, he'll have to kill you quickly.</quote>the kind of person that makes someone dig their own grave is probably the kind of guy that can knock you the fuck out with a backhand </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
30RegularUser 04/29/22 3:57:23 AM #40:	I'm transform into vehicle mode and bomb him from the air. --- Alt of 25NoviceUser <cite>30RegularUser posted [p:964654856] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>I'm transform into vehicle mode and bomb him from the air. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crazyman93 04/29/22 4:08:24 AM #41:	No_U_L7 posted... is there any advantage to actually digging it instead of just telling them to shoot you then Depends on if you think rescue is a realistic possibility. If it is, then actually digging it buys time. --- let's lubricate friction material! ~nickels, Cars & Trucks <cite>Crazyman93 posted [p:964654935] in if someone... [t:80002754]...</cite> <quote>No_U_L7 posted... </cite> <quote>is there any advantage to actually digging it instead of just telling them to shoot you then</quote>Depends on if you think rescue is a realistic possibility. If it is, then actually digging it buys time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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