Poll of the Day > Suppose you want to get a turkey dinner, just like ma used to make... what do?

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Lokarin
04/27/22 8:38:26 PM
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A) Ask mum :D
B) ???


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Sahuagin
04/27/22 8:54:06 PM
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M&M meat shops have surprisingly good frozen stuffed turkey

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Metalsonic66
04/27/22 9:04:31 PM
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I cook some turkey

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MICHALECOLE
04/27/22 10:45:49 PM
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Sahuagin posted...
M&M meat shops have surprisingly good frozen stuffed turkey
I prefer peanut
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wolfy42
04/27/22 11:08:09 PM
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Go to a cemetary.
Dig up a corpse.
Dress corpse up like a clown.
Put dead clown in a car.
Leave car in parking lot of a grocery store.
Put sign on car stating "If this clown makes you laugh, buy me a turkey!!"
Leave a basket in front of the car for turkey deposits.
Wait
When a turkey is put into basket get turkey and bring it to your home.
Create a summoning circle.
Summon the spirit of Sarah Josepha Buell Hale.
Torture spirit until it will do anything for the pain to stop.
Order spirit to cook the turkey.
Continue to torture spirit to add additional flavor to the turkey.
Dig in (continue torturing spirit for ambience).


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ParanoidObsessive
05/05/22 7:00:58 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Suppose you want to get a turkey dinner, just like ma used to make... what do?

Buy a turkey and overcook it until it's almost inedible.

Then go buy a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and eat that instead.

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Lokarin
05/05/22 7:02:58 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Buy a turkey and overcook it until it's almost inedible.

Then go buy a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store and eat that instead.

I only like the white meat

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Adam_Savage
05/06/22 12:01:51 AM
#8:


you can buy boneless turkey breasts

just simmer them in a crockpot or oven or something in some good preferred turkey gravy and the turkey juice

and then that's pretty much it

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Sahuagin
05/06/22 12:21:19 AM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
go buy a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store
actually that's a pretty good suggestion, those are great

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Straughan
05/06/22 12:48:38 AM
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Just follow some youtube channel. I liked prime rib for my birthday, but when I got my own house and moved away, we couldn't go out to Chuck's Steakhouse anymore. Kinda lost its charm without family.

So some dude's channel called CookingForDads had a good thing on it. Anyway, I just did what he did. He made more versions and I did them too the following years.

https://youtu.be/glrijRGnmc0

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Bugmeat
05/06/22 8:06:40 AM
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Wait until thanksgiving and go to my mom's house for dinner.


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