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Killmonger
04/27/22 7:08:17 PM
#1:


But Wendys frosty machine is never down?

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littlebro07
04/27/22 7:09:29 PM
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Because theyre owned by a third party that requires a specialist to clean them

or something like that, I cant remember the details

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Tyranthraxus
04/27/22 7:11:43 PM
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It's complicated but basically the guys who run McDonald's are friends with the guys who make shake machines and they have an exclusive contact saying all their shake machines have to come from that one guy and when he makes the shake machines he changes the diagnostics panels to have no useful information except to the repair techs who work for that manufacturer and those guys are the only ones who can fix them contractually and there's always a huge backlog of repair orders.

tl;dr they are always broken because they are laundering money from franchisees to the buddies of the McDonald's owners.

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VandorLee
04/27/22 7:12:50 PM
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Its bullshit.

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Smiffwilm
04/27/22 7:13:31 PM
#5:


Their motives are complex...

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Strider102
04/27/22 7:13:48 PM
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Your typical McDonald's employee isn't trained in maintenance of the milkshake machine.

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DirkDiggles
04/27/22 7:14:35 PM
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Hadn't had a McD's milkshake in years. The last one I had was a sugary mess that it could put a horse in diabetic shock.

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wackyteen
04/27/22 7:14:40 PM
#8:


https://youtu.be/SrDEtSlqJC4

If you have a spare half hour

Otherwise post 3 is succinct enough to convey the general idea of what is going on

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Prestoff
04/27/22 7:14:57 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
It's complicated but basically the guys who run McDonald's are friends with the guys who make shake machines and they have an exclusive contact saying all their shake machines have to come from that one guy and when he makes the shake machines he changes the diagnostics panels to have no useful information except to the repair techs who work for that manufacturer and those guys are the only ones who can fix them contractually and there's always a huge backlog of repair orders.

tl;dr they are always broken because they are laundering money from franchisees to the buddies of the McDonald's owners.

That's shady as fuck.

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gamepimp12
04/27/22 7:15:20 PM
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In addition to everything everyone else is saying, general maintenance on them is also tedious

generally only a few people in each restaurant know how to clean it, and its already a long process.

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chukklez17dc
04/27/22 7:18:39 PM
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I used to work at at McDonald's and only one manager knew how to clean that machine and it took her most of the morning to do it.

If something is wrong with the machine we would have to wait for a maintenance person to come over and fix it because we were not allowed to it fix ourselves.

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Irony
04/27/22 7:20:59 PM
#12:


Heat mode cleaning

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MI4 REAL
04/27/22 7:24:03 PM
#13:


Irony posted...
Heat mode cleaning

And hope it doesn't go into freezer lock again.

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Irony
04/27/22 7:24:19 PM
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MI4 REAL posted...
And hope it doesn't go into freezer lock again.
As long as you don't put too much mix in

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ScazarMeltex
04/27/22 7:24:51 PM
#15:


Complicated contractual scam to funnel money into the company services the machines.

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