Current Events > Why the hell does Mark Zuckerberg not look human?

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St0rmFury
04/26/22 2:26:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/5/5/AALk4HAADK97.jpg

Props to him for trying, but it's not working!

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TheMikh
04/26/22 2:27:43 AM
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probably the light/thin eyebrows

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Smashingpmkns
04/26/22 2:28:03 AM
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All of their eyes look kinda creepy

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Null_Gain
04/26/22 2:29:39 AM
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I remember some headline that started out with "Facebook AI _______" and it had Zuckerberg's pretend-human face on the thumbnail for the story.

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GS4Life
04/26/22 2:32:16 AM
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Could just be me but reminds me of Matthew Lillard in Scream

I wonder if he grew his hair out and a Goatee he would look like Shaggy

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Norman_Smiley
04/26/22 2:34:06 AM
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His mouth is smiling but the rest of his face isnt. Hes a robot that has observed human emotions and practiced them in the mirror.

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Monolith1676
04/26/22 2:34:16 AM
#7:


Sweet Baby Ray's

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Axiom
04/26/22 2:34:58 AM
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That's what psychopathy looks like
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bnui_ransder
04/26/22 2:37:57 AM
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GS4Life posted...
Could just be me but reminds me of Matthew Lillard in Scream

I wonder if he grew his hair out and a Goatee he would look like Shaggy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAOOJNAADK-C.jpg



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Slaya4
04/26/22 3:01:54 AM
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Wtf when the fuck did my old boss join Meta?

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UnholyMudcrab
04/26/22 3:03:42 AM
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His eyes are dead and emotionless, and he looks like he has no eyebrows

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YugiNoob
04/26/22 3:04:12 AM
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Nearly invisible eyebrows, elongated face, and fivehead

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GS4Life
04/26/22 3:17:26 AM
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bnui_ransder posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/2/AAOOJNAADK-C.jpg

well shit aside from the lack of eyebrows

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Crazyman93
04/26/22 3:19:03 AM
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Well, Occam's Razor suggests that he doesn't look human because he isn't.

Norman_Smiley posted...
His mouth is smiling but the rest of his face isnt. Hes a robot that has observed human emotions and practiced them in the mirror.
There's also this. The guy is probably a sociopath honestly. Didn't he do a lot of questionable shit just founding Facebook?

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Shablagoo
04/26/22 3:23:12 AM
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So am I wrong or didnt Facebook start as a weird hot or not website where people posted pictures of women around campus (at the university Zuckerburg went to) and others voted on their appearance?

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UnholyMudcrab
04/26/22 3:28:11 AM
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Shablagoo posted...
So am I wrong or didnt Facebook start as a weird hot or not website where people posted pictures of women around campus (at the university Zuckerburg went to) and others voted on their appearance?
It certainly did, and it damn near got him expelled because of the litany of privacy violations it entailed

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LinkPizza
04/26/22 3:34:50 AM
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https://i.imgur.com/c5fy95Z.jpg

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St0rmFury
04/26/22 7:46:42 PM
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Bump

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VandorLee
04/26/22 7:49:33 PM
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Hes actually a Zarkian from the town of Muckerberg.

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CactusCat
04/26/22 7:50:29 PM
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probably a fish eye lens

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RetsuZaiZen
04/26/22 7:51:13 PM
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Man needs a new cut

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Strider102
04/26/22 7:51:51 PM
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Theories are

He's a cybernetic organism.

And

He's a Reptilian sent here to enslave all of humanity. This would explain why Facebook is such a success and he completed his mission.

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Shablagoo
04/27/22 8:41:54 AM
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UnholyMudcrab posted...
It certainly did, and it damn near got him expelled because of the litany of privacy violations it entailed

Yeah thats some weird shit, sucks that a gross freak like that has attained such power.

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Alteres
04/27/22 8:48:30 AM
#25:


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St0rmFury
04/28/22 2:56:23 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/7/AALk4HAADLXl.jpg

On the left is his wax figure.

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