Current Events > Russia appears to confuse The Sims for SIM cards in staged assassination attempt

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Lebronwon
04/25/22 7:12:02 PM
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https://nypost.com/2022/04/25/russia-appears-to-confuse-the-sims-for-sim-cards-in-possible-staged-assassination-attempt/

Russian security services on Monday have been accused of staging a Ukrainian assassination attempt by releasing photos of confiscated copies of The Sims video games that some speculate were mistaken by Kremlin officers for SIM cards. The Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation released the bizarre photos Monday and announced that police had arrested six neo-Nazis plotting to kill Russian TV Host Vladimir Solovyov in Moscow. The Russian federal police (FSB) claimed to recover an improvised explosive device, eight improvised incendiary devices of the Molotov cocktail type, six PM pistols, a sawn-off hunting rifle, an RGD-5 grenade, more than a thousand cartridges of various calibers, drugs, [and] fake Ukrainian passports from the would-be assassins, as well as nationalist literature and paraphernalia. The plot to kill him with a car bomb, according to the FSB, was supposedly cooked up in coordination with the Ukrainian security services.

Photos released from the apparent scene of the arrest, however, gave the impression of a poorly staged false-flag. One photo shows a crisp red t-shirt with a swastika on it, inexplicably laid out next to three copies of the video game The Sims 3. Who knew they were so into The Sims 3? BBC journalist Francis Scarr asked dryly on twitter. Somebody from the top most likely wrote: 3 (three SIM cards), and some genius obeyed, someone responded. Eliot Higgins, the founder of investigative research group Bellingcat which has focused in recent years on Russian intelligence and military operations agreed. I genuinely believe this is a dumb FSB officer being told to get 3 SIMs, he tweeted.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/9/3/AAd-UUAADK51.jpg



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Irony
04/25/22 7:12:55 PM
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Got a better source?

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DrizztLink
04/25/22 7:13:35 PM
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God damn natzi turrists can't even afford Sims 4.

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GawainNerevar
04/25/22 7:13:36 PM
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NY Post but I hope this is real because lmao

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CactusCat
04/25/22 7:13:49 PM
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have you ever tried running the sims 3? this was an attempted assassination on someone's computer.

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DrizztLink
04/25/22 7:15:57 PM
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Lebronwon posted...
an improvised explosive device, eight improvised incendiary devices of the Molotov cocktail type,
Also, am I supposed to believe this place had a baker's half-dozen Molotov cocktails just sitting on the counter like a fucking Left 4 Dead saferoom?

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Slayer_22
04/25/22 7:16:43 PM
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Life is a comedy.

And Russia's the clown.

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Flauros
04/25/22 7:18:24 PM
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Reminds me of this miscommunication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw

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GawainNerevar
04/25/22 7:19:39 PM
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BBC source so seems legit:

https://twitter.com/francska1/status/1518596830661066752

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Axiom
04/25/22 7:21:26 PM
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Flauros posted...
Reminds me of this miscommunication

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6-XeyNMCJw

And that video was as fake as this scene
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Tyranthraxus
04/25/22 7:22:39 PM
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The sad thing is I can't tell if they are that stupid, they just don't care, or are doing this intentionally to piss off the higher ups

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YellowSUV
04/25/22 7:23:51 PM
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After Russian troops litearlly dug up radioactive dirt, something like this happening wouldn't really surprise me.

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DrizztLink
04/25/22 7:24:01 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
The sad thing is I can't tell if they are that stupid, they just don't care, or are doing this intentionally to piss off the higher ups
Actually, yeah.

I don't know if I want this to be Russia's version of Carl or if this is some brilliant malicious compliance.

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Kimbos_Egg
04/25/22 7:24:28 PM
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mmmmmmmm

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Eramir
04/25/22 7:27:45 PM
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Explains a lot about their recent failures
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Unsugarized_Foo
04/25/22 7:36:19 PM
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Where do you get new shirts and Nazi material like that? That stuffs brand new, never worn

Asking for a friend

/S for those who don't know better

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CactusCat
04/25/22 7:37:23 PM
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Unsugarized_Foo posted...

buy a new shirt, stick it in your toilet, and then take a poo on it.


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ScazarMeltex
04/25/22 7:37:25 PM
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I love that you can still see the folds in the swastika shirt.

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DrizztLink
04/25/22 7:38:13 PM
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ScazarMeltex posted...
I love that you can still see the folds in the swastika shirt.
for sale

nazi shit

never worn

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GawainNerevar
04/25/22 7:45:47 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
for sale

nazi shit

never worn


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littlebro07
04/25/22 7:47:22 PM
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CactusCat posted...
have you ever tried running the sims 3? this was an attempted assassination on someone's computer.


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