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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 12:49:48 AM #1: |
I've made a series of topics about this woman now, I'm kind of crazy about her. After reading our date tonight, she took me back to her place, things escalated, and well... She tugged on it too hard, it was too dry. It hurt at the time and I told her to stop, but didn't think much of it until she got down there and saw what she had done. Needless to say, that killed the mood. She was feeling embarrassed about it, wanted me to leave rather than spend the night. But we did make out a bit more before I exited. So, yeah. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 04/16/22 12:51:07 AM #2: |
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MabusIncarnate 04/16/22 12:54:23 AM #3: |
Lock this --- I'll remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness that I encounter everywhere I turn Slayer_22 picked waifu - https://ibb.co/WD8p1Kz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrWingnut 04/16/22 12:56:13 AM #4: |
That's, um, not normal dude. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HolierThanMao 04/16/22 12:57:28 AM #5: |
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GawainNerevar 04/16/22 12:58:08 AM #6: |
I should've waited a few more weeks before coming back --- The artist formerly known as RebelElite791 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 04/16/22 12:59:30 AM #7: |
Intro2Logic posted... she got down there and saw what she had done. This should be part of a Yelp review on her --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dj1200 04/16/22 12:59:59 AM #8: |
Intro2Logic posted... She tugged on it too hard Um... that wasn't sex. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 1:00:37 AM #9: |
dj1200 posted... Um... that wasn't sex.Buddy, let me have this. --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpenny2 04/16/22 1:00:44 AM #10: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/2/AAbVz1AADI5O.jpg --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 || IGN: Penny || TSV: 3067 || Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. | Permanently banned ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AwesomeFawful 04/16/22 1:02:32 AM #11: |
AirFresh posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AAbwL_AADHXa.jpg HolierThanMao posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/6/AAas2WAACgc2.jpg --- "Socialism is when the government does stuff, and it's more socialism the more stuff it does, and when it does a real lot of stuff, that's communism!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 04/16/22 1:04:44 AM #12: |
Sounds like a horrible hand job gone wrong, the fuck is she using ?, sand paper in her hands to jerk you off. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FigureOfSpeech 04/16/22 1:05:54 AM #13: |
Damn it jpenny2. I didn't need another reason to be put off by the idea of ketchup on a hot dog >_< --- Always check timestamps... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lvaneede 04/16/22 1:06:21 AM #14: |
Congrats on the sex --- Fact: Nintendo is the best, there is no point denying it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 1:06:32 AM #15: |
For the record, it's all on the underside, where the shaft typically meets the balls --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJ2GrimReaper 04/16/22 1:14:02 AM #16: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/7/3/AAZV24AADI5Z.jpg --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AbstraktProfSC2 04/16/22 1:14:58 AM #17: |
Intro2Logic posted... For the record, it's all on the underside, where the shaft typically meets the balls thats even more odd --- Talk about backseat fishing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JTilly 04/16/22 1:15:12 AM #18: |
How tf she do that bro --- pEaK cEmAN ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 04/16/22 1:16:37 AM #19: |
You bled when you had sex the first time? Mazel tov, you're a beautiful woman now. :) Joking aside, ouch. Did she have long nails or what? --- tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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katella 04/16/22 1:18:48 AM #20: |
Did she shave? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Karate_II 04/16/22 1:20:27 AM #21: |
dj1200 posted... Um... that wasn't sex.This --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Karate_II 04/16/22 1:22:02 AM #22: |
You really don't need to go into detail especially considering there's teenagers who frequent this board.. Also, that wasn't sex. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Llaeto7 04/16/22 1:22:20 AM #23: |
Intro2Logic posted... For the record, it's all on the underside, where the shaft typically meets the balls What the fuck? This non-sex story just keeps getting more bizarre. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CE_gonna_CE 04/16/22 1:22:55 AM #25: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/8/3/AAb05zAADI5j.jpg --- https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1531-food-delivery-services-general ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 04/16/22 1:32:22 AM #26: |
I once went in dry a few too many times in a row over like a week and I ended up with a bunch of very tiny cuts around the bottom of the head (dont know the correct anatomical term, the small space between shaft and head I guess) and a few on the shaft itself. Couldnt get laid for two weeks while they all healed, tried using a condom but it was a fire and ice one so that just made the cuts burn like hell --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NashtheLion 04/16/22 1:34:17 AM #27: |
Mr_Karate_II posted... You really don't need to go into detail especially considering there's teenagers who frequent this board.. Teens need to know what assault is tho My man was gouged ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta 04/16/22 1:38:24 AM #28: |
uhh, did she have rings on her fingers or something lol --- http://i.imgur.com/tvKkIcw.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Kywn3Qc.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Cybsdf1.gifv http://h-7.abload.de/img/messi02-rm-ucl3ngb.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TentacleDemon 04/16/22 1:40:09 AM #29: |
AbstraktProfSC2 posted... thats even more oddYeah, I figured it would have been the frenulum, that little bit of skin on the underside of the glans that connects it to the foreskin. It's pretty sensitive and can be torn if you're too rough. But at the base? Not even sure how that happens. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Karate_II 04/16/22 1:42:22 AM #30: |
NashtheLion posted... Teens need to know what assault is thoNo disagreement here, it's fucked up. --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Legato-and-Vash 04/16/22 1:43:39 AM #31: |
TentacleDemon posted... Yeah, I figured it would have been the frenulum, that little bit of skin on the underside of the glans that connects it to the foreskin. It's pretty sensitive and can be torn if you're too rough. But at the base? Not even sure how that happens.This. I can see this happening to the frenulum, but wtf. This is a topic. --- ~Sincerely yours, Legato and Vash~ Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kid_prodigy23 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hoodroar 04/16/22 1:44:51 AM #32: |
Only a CEman gets his own cherry popped. >_> --- sigless user logic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 04/16/22 1:49:40 AM #33: |
Could be worse. During one of the first few times I had sex, my cat attacked me. --- I'm a little teapot blowing off steam. https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/4ihl8bE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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David1988 04/16/22 1:49:46 AM #34: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6psrHZ0x74 --- "Let's be honest...I'm everybody's type. I just gotta highlight the parts that appeal to her the most" - No_U_L7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Correct_Facts 04/16/22 1:58:45 AM #35: |
This happened I assure you ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 04/16/22 2:32:22 AM #36: |
Could have been worse. I can assure you of that. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Creep_2020 04/16/22 2:35:01 AM #37: |
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Arcanine2009 04/16/22 2:35:23 AM #38: |
What do you mean tugged too hard.. hand job? --- Less is more. Everything you want, isn't everything you need. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hornezz 04/16/22 2:39:27 AM #39: |
And her name was Edward Scissorhands. --- In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spinaciae habes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jabodie 04/16/22 2:42:51 AM #40: |
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/5/AAeKCSAAAtRR.jpg --- <insert sig here> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Naysaspace 04/16/22 2:43:32 AM #41: |
she gave you a dry handy....? was it her first time too!?! --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVkE2oJrxM8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Snake07 04/16/22 2:51:54 AM #42: |
Tc has a ripped dick --- "People incapable of guilt usually do have a good time" -Detective Rust Cohle ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 04/16/22 2:54:41 AM #43: |
I thought I had finally lost my virginity But she went and blew it all sky high And now she won't even spare a passing glance All just because she ripped my dick --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 3:02:26 AM #44: |
Kitt posted... Could be worse. During one of the first few times I had sex, my cat attacked me.Oh her cat was around too, but not in an aggressive way --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AbstraktProfSC2 04/16/22 3:15:17 AM #45: |
you sure it wasnt her bleeding? lol that feels more natural. especially if it was down further I remember that happened to me and I got worried I was bleeding too --- Talk about backseat fishing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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samurai bandit 04/16/22 3:20:43 AM #46: |
Next time, its your turn to make her bleed if you know what I mean --- Go and watch Ef ~ A tale of memories now! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 3:21:13 AM #47: |
AbstraktProfSC2 posted... you sure it wasnt her bleeding? lolI am positive --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AirFresh 04/16/22 3:21:25 AM #48: |
samurai bandit posted... Next time, its your turn to make her bleed if you know what I mean --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Karate_II 04/16/22 3:21:26 AM #49: |
AbstraktProfSC2 posted... you sure it wasnt her bleeding? lolDid you not read the first post fully? It wasn't actual sex --- Currently Playing: Dead by Daylight,Friday the 13th and Forza Horizon 5 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Intro2Logic 04/16/22 3:30:48 AM #50: |
Sorry, my first time having a woman touch my dick, are you happy now? --- Have you tried thinking rationally? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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