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bsp77
04/16/22 10:45:34 AM
#101:


viewmaster_pi posted...
if i asked it once, i asked it a thousand times, why do you dudes post shit like this here
Why not?

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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 10:50:52 AM
#102:


Where else am I gonna post it?

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Strider102
04/16/22 10:54:45 AM
#103:


Ah, Fragile Dick Syndrome.

It affects every 1 in 20 males.

You can never have sex my dude. Next time it may rip off completely.

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gunplagirl
04/16/22 10:55:01 AM
#104:


Intro2Logic posted...
Where else am I gonna post it?
You could ask /b/ if you want them to all make fun of you

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Antifar
04/16/22 11:02:25 AM
#105:


I'm glad you seem to be taking this in stride. Because hoo boy

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kingdrake2
04/16/22 11:06:30 AM
#106:


Strider102 posted...
Next time it may rip off completely.


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAZq5IAADI6t.jpg

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AloneIBreak
04/16/22 11:06:58 AM
#107:


Text her and say good seeing you last light. Try not to rip it off next time.

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DrizztLink
04/16/22 11:08:03 AM
#108:


AloneIBreak posted...
Text her and say good seeing you last light. Try not to rip it off next time.
Ran the whole marathon and you break a leg ten feet from the finish line.

He complains about last night feeling like a rip-off, much less on-the-nose.

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Blue_Inigo
04/16/22 11:09:24 AM
#109:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/3/AAaaLFAAC4Rf.jpg

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brestugo
04/16/22 12:09:59 PM
#110:


So was she like wearing a ring or something?

Seriously though, not that big a deal so don't make too much of it. Be careful if you have an open wound down there though. May want to let it heal before any genital to genital contact.

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MixedRaceBaby
04/16/22 12:22:05 PM
#111:


Get circumcised they said.
It's better for health, they said.

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Robot2600
04/16/22 12:30:38 PM
#112:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/8/AABHfBAADI9Y.jpg

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LeadPipeCinche
04/16/22 12:35:28 PM
#113:


Mr_Karate_II posted...
This


That
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Arcanine2009
04/16/22 12:45:36 PM
#114:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/1/AAasTxAACmQL.jpg https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/9/AAS1rFAADI9Z.jpg was it worth it TC

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SHRlKE
04/16/22 1:13:39 PM
#115:


A guy in his 30s hasn't had sex and you think he has friends irl he can talk to about this sort of this?
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
04/16/22 1:17:36 PM
#116:


Imagine if she had given him head, she might be that weird woman who uses her teeth on ya, like putting your meat through a cheese grater.

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bsp77
04/16/22 1:28:04 PM
#117:


SHRlKE posted...
A guy in his 30s hasn't had sex and you think he has friends irl he can talk to about this sort of this?
C'mon. I have a friend who is 34 and just lost his virginity.

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NeonOctopus
04/16/22 1:28:33 PM
#118:


HJ =/= sex >_>

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AirFresh
04/16/22 1:28:54 PM
#119:


NeonOctopus posted...
HJ =/= sex >_>
It's a sexual act.

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NeonOctopus
04/16/22 1:32:45 PM
#120:


Sex is shoving your phat **** inside her phat *****

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AirFresh
04/16/22 1:34:19 PM
#121:


Yes but there are also sexual acts. With your logic you could say fucking an anus is not sex. If your privates are being contacted by someone else, it is a sexual act. That being said if he did not penetrate TC is still a virgin.

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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 1:51:06 PM
#122:


I already admitted the title wasn't right, let's focus on what matters here.

Because of the location it was hard for me to get a good look at the damage. I needed to use my phone camera, and even that wasnt easy. Basically there's like a red mark across the base where it attaches to the balls/body. If I dab it with a tissue there's still a little leakage.

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bsp77
04/16/22 1:54:36 PM
#123:


Intro2Logic posted...
I already admitted the title wasn't right, let's focus on what matters here.

Because of the location it was hard for me to get a good look at the damage. I needed to use my phone camera, and even that wasnt easy. Basically there's like a red mark across the base where it attaches to the balls/body. If I dab it with a tissue there's still a little leakage.
Leakage should come from the tip and not the base, ya know

But seriously, was it her nail? I can't imagine how else that would happen.

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Ving_Rhames
04/16/22 1:57:09 PM
#124:


jpenny2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/2/AAbVz1AADI5O.jpg

LOL

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thronedfire2
04/16/22 1:57:32 PM
#125:


yeah it must have been a ring or her nails right? I can't imagine she pulled hard enough to actually tear the skin

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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 2:21:53 PM
#126:


Having experienced it... I can.

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JTilly
04/16/22 2:27:31 PM
#127:


You keeping that dirty dick clean tc? Antibacterial ointment and bandaids, dont want it to get infected

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Arcanine2009
04/16/22 2:37:45 PM
#128:


k1zzl3_82 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/7/AAZq5IAADI6t.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/5/AAS1rFAADI-5.jpg

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DrizztLink
04/16/22 2:42:13 PM
#129:


NeonOctopus posted...
Sex is shoving your phat **** inside her phat *****
homosexuals are apparently virgins

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ChocoboMogALT
04/16/22 2:48:45 PM
#130:


1. HJs are sex if that's sex to you. What is sex to two lesbian women?
2. I've dealt with this a lot. Always had problems finishing and certain anti-depressants made it even worse. Either take a small break, 30 minutes or so, or get some serious lube before you start chaffing. If you want, you can stop and do yourself later, but that will probably make for a bad experiemce for your partner.

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brestugo
04/16/22 2:59:38 PM
#132:


JTilly posted...
You keeping that dirty dick clean tc? Antibacterial ointment and bandaids, dont want it to get infected
Seriously. A lot can go wrong with an open wound down there.

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ToPoPO
04/16/22 3:28:47 PM
#134:


TC's girl's codename is "The Bleeder"
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brestugo
04/16/22 4:08:34 PM
#135:


ToPoPO posted...
TC's girl's codename is "The Bleeder"

"Edwina Scissorhands"

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SHRlKE
04/16/22 4:49:18 PM
#137:


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you seem to be triggered that was not my intent. Sorry.
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I4NRulez
04/16/22 4:50:29 PM
#138:


I can't imagine a girl tugging you so hard that it starts bleeding and you don't stop lol.

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SauI_Goodman
04/16/22 4:51:50 PM
#139:


Are you sure she wasnt a virgin

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bsp77
04/16/22 4:52:16 PM
#140:


SHRlKE posted...
you seem to be triggered that was not my intent. Sorry.
I notice you didn't respond to my comment

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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 4:54:50 PM
#141:


I4NRulez posted...
I can't imagine a girl tugging you so hard that it starts bleeding and you don't stop lol.
I told her she was going too hard, and it was too dry, and she slowed down, but we didn't notice the bleeding til a bit later

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JTilly
04/16/22 4:56:28 PM
#142:


and she was just going to put her mouth on it smh

hopefully another opportunity like this arises

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DrizztLink
04/16/22 4:56:59 PM
#143:


JTilly posted...
and she was just going to put her mouth on it smh

hopefully another opportunity like this arises
You sound like a vampire.

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JTilly
04/16/22 4:58:06 PM
#144:


DrizztLink posted...
You sound like a vampire.
I never thanked you for my sig

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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 5:07:11 PM
#145:


I visited urgent care to make sure I wasn't gonna make things worse. They prescribed me some anti-biotics and told me no jerking off (or sex) for two weeks. Also the doc seemed suspicious that it happened only last night.

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dj1200
04/16/22 5:12:07 PM
#146:


Was it really that bad?

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RenescoStCewl
04/16/22 6:07:05 PM
#147:


Intro2Logic posted...
I visited urgent care to make sure I wasn't gonna make things worse. They prescribed me some anti-biotics and told me no jerking off (or sex) for two weeks. Also the doc seemed suspicious that it happened only last night.
Take her out a few times while you heal. Maybe she will let you go all the way by then.

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CE_gonna_CE
04/16/22 6:13:34 PM
#148:


The Ellie Kemper College Humor video would be quite appropriate here.

But that aint ToS friendly really.

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RAAAWWWRRR
04/16/22 6:17:29 PM
#149:


AirFresh posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/2/AAbwL_AADHXa.jpg


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Intro2Logic
04/16/22 6:18:41 PM
#150:


CE_gonna_CE posted...
The Ellie Kemper College Humor video would be quite appropriate here.

But that aint ToS friendly really.
Lol

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