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Smackems
04/13/22 11:01:28 AM
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Just stop pissing altogether ffs y'all nasty ass

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Baha05
04/13/22 11:02:13 AM
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Stop trying to arouse R Kelly

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Sharashaska
04/13/22 11:45:11 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/4/3/AAc4wZAADIU_.jpg

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AngelicRadiance
04/13/22 11:45:49 AM
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But that's what you gave me the $20 for

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BeautifulBlaze
04/13/22 11:48:28 AM
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That's not piss. ( )

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Pandamonic
04/13/22 11:50:56 AM
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https://youtu.be/4-VRkwX2QI0

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Ivynn
04/13/22 11:51:49 AM
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You stepped on a jellyfish and I'm trying to save your life!

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Stewman_Magoo
04/13/22 11:53:05 AM
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Why are you standing so close to me when I'm peeing?

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__aCEr__
04/13/22 11:54:16 AM
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Is that what Alanis Morissette was singing about? Someone peeing on you during your wedding?

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Compsognathus
04/13/22 11:55:55 AM
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My friend actually did this in college at a party. The dude believed him. They were both pretty drunk.

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DespondentDeity
04/13/22 11:59:30 AM
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Man I kinda like gettin pissed on tbh

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Smackems
04/13/22 12:12:59 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
My friend actually did this in college at a party. The dude believed him. They were both pretty drunk.
A giant dude did it to me irl once

I fought him and lost

Didn't piss on me anymore tho

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 12:14:31 PM
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That's not pee
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/6/AAc53qAADHt0.jpg

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Smackems
04/13/22 3:15:51 PM
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...........bump

Gunpla what did you do to my leg

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 4:07:34 PM
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Smackems posted...
...........bump

Gunpla what did you do to my leg
If you can still feel your leg then it's nothing *nonchalantly whistles*

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Smackems
04/13/22 4:09:30 PM
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Uh oh

I'm ded

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 4:10:35 PM
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Smackems posted...
Uh oh

I'm ded
Okay fine. It's love nectar.

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Smackems
04/13/22 4:11:51 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
Okay fine. It's love nectar.
*Solid Snake voice*

How's it taste?

https://voca.ro/1joiFx5rS9hu

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 4:13:30 PM
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Smackems posted...
*Solid Snake voice*

How's it taste?

https://voca.ro/1joiFx5rS9hu
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAc53qAADIYC.jpg
Like victory

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Smackems
04/13/22 4:16:06 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/8/AAc53qAADIYC.jpg
Like victory
Aight den party time

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gunplagirl
04/13/22 4:17:59 PM
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Smackems posted...
Aight den party time
But just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's not filled with horrifying flesh eating bacteria and paralytic nerve agents, as a result of me actually being a komodo dragon.

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AmericaTheBrave
04/13/22 4:18:20 PM
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You can't tell me what to do. This is a free country.

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Smackems
04/13/22 4:21:55 PM
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gunplagirl posted...
But just because it tastes good doesn't mean it's not filled with horrifying flesh eating bacteria and paralytic nerve agents, as a result of me actually being a komodo dragon.
Idgaf, I've drank some bad stuff back when I... Drank

AmericaTheBrave posted...
You can't tell me what to do. This is a free country.
I'll piss back dammit

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