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WaterLink
04/12/22 4:14:31 PM
#201:


Let me grab this 2 ton vehicle and fight gravity to stop it from turning over, surely I'll win:

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Kurt_Russel
04/12/22 4:20:41 PM
#202:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I like that movie you were in and did that thing.
Oh, YEAH!
That Thing got did
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/7/AAfPwcAADIK5.jpg

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BlazinBlue88
04/12/22 5:21:27 PM
#203:


Oh damn I forgot to tag myself here.

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 5:28:21 PM
#204:


Scythe is on sale on Amazon, usually a $90 to $110 board game and its $65. It's a deep strategy and pretty impressive overall.

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Smackems
04/12/22 5:35:38 PM
#205:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Scythe is on sale on Amazon, usually a $90 to $110 board game and its $65. It's a deep strategy and pretty impressive overall.
When we playing Axis and Allies? We gotta set aside like a whole month

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 6:00:19 PM
#206:


Smackems posted...
When we playing Axis and Allies? We gotta set aside like a whole month
Man I love project board games, we had a 3 day Risk game going til the cat laid on the board.

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 6:02:20 PM
#207:


Game is awesome, mechs vs farmers.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/5/AAakoXAADIMH.jpg

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/12/22 6:03:26 PM
#208:


Mechs vs farmers???? Sounds like a one sided fight.

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Smackems
04/12/22 6:54:00 PM
#209:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Mechs vs farmers???? Sounds like a one sided fight.
Yeah farmers got dem hoes

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 6:56:01 PM
#210:


Guys smackems says he'll do soft goth if this topic hits 500.

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Smackems
04/12/22 6:58:11 PM
#211:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Guys smackems says he'll do soft goth if this topic hits 500.
Walter should do it

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 6:59:11 PM
#212:


Smackems posted...
Walter should do it

Actually yeah... but how do I make Walter gotg without using a black sharpie?

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6cc
04/12/22 7:00:25 PM
#213:


....hair dye?

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:01:01 PM
#214:


Nah I can't draw on him or dye him.

Maybe he needs a band shirt and a little emo wig.

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 7:01:41 PM
#215:


Metal studded collar

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Pandamonic
04/12/22 7:02:30 PM
#216:


CanuckCowboy posted...
a little emo wig.
Then he'll just look like Hitler.

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:03:15 PM
#217:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Metal studded collar

Thatd be sweet.
Pandamonic posted...
Then he'll just look like Hitler.

Lol probly.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:03:57 PM
#218:


Heard it here first folks, Hitler was an emo

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:04:50 PM
#219:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/2/4/AANJGaAADIM4.jpg

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:06:34 PM
#220:


Heard it here first, folks. Canuck is Hitler's sk8r boi

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:08:08 PM
#221:


Aww man I don't wanna date Hitler.

I feel like we're just too different as people.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:08:30 PM
#222:


BRING BACK THE 90S

https://youtu.be/AVYYpNaSs2Y

TOAD THE MUTHA FUCKIN WET SPROCKET

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:13:57 PM
#223:


Jesus im on my phone and for a minute I was like wtf is this fucking pseudo techno eko rap song ffs smackems? It was an ad.

Also I literally thought that was a soul asylum song. Like I haven't heard it in 20 plus years but it randomly got in my head sometimes and it was soul asylum playing it everytime.


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Smackems
04/12/22 7:16:29 PM
#224:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Jesus im on my phone and for a minute I was like wtf is this fucking pseudo techno eko rap song ffs smackems? It was an ad.

Also I literally thought that was a soul asylum song. Like I haven't heard it in 20 plus years but it randomly got in my head sometimes and it was soul asylum playing it everytime.
Tbh I don't like the song much. It's just early 90s as fuck. I think... Lemme check

Yep 91

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:22:09 PM
#225:


Smackems posted...
Tbh I don't like the song much. It's just early 90s as fuck. I think... Lemme check

Yep 91

Yeah me either its fine but like there's a reason I haven't heard it in forever.

The soul asylum version that never existed outside my head was actually better. Soul asylum were also early 90s af.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:23:13 PM
#226:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Yeah me either its fine but like there's a reason I haven't heard it in forever.

The soul asylum version that never existed outside my head was actually better. Soul asylum were also early 90s af.
Runaway train

Never coming back...

One way on a one way track...

That's how I remember the lyrics

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:24:02 PM
#227:


https://youtu.be/OrrE5bCA5lg

1992

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:24:32 PM
#228:


Smackems posted...
Runaway train

Never coming back...

One way on a one way track...

That's how I remember the lyrics

I remember that one, misery loves company and the one I posted.

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:25:46 PM
#229:


Smackems posted...
Runaway train

Never coming back...

One way on a one way track...

That's how I remember the lyrics

But as soon as I heard that song you posted I vividly remembered having it stuck in my head from time to time except it was a soul asylum song.

Fucking mandella effect.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:28:25 PM
#230:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/OrrE5bCA5lg

1992
Huh. Never heard that one

Also dont wear sleeveless shirts if you ain't got any muscle

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:30:32 PM
#231:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAZOwTAADINK.jpg
Tooki comfy af somehow

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:34:17 PM
#232:


Smackems posted...
Huh. Never heard that one

Also dont wear sleeveless shirts if you ain't got any muscle

That's just how it was back then. Heroin chic was the thing for everyone.

Side note holy shit I found my old fat bald men t shirt that I got in hs and it fits perfect but the pits were half ripped out so now I got a sleeveless vintage bmx shirt and idc what anyone says its the best.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:34:46 PM
#233:


Pics

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:37:11 PM
#234:


Smackems posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/2/AAZOwTAADINK.jpg
Tooki comfy af somehow

I thought this was a blank meme not an actual pic you took. Thats a top 1% cat pic ever.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:42:11 PM
#235:


I think I've come to the realization that I dated 3 people for very short periods with no real interest in going far, and then ending it with them,

Because of the bitch that ghosted me at the hospital last fall. I'm for real holding a grudge over this

I think

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 7:43:54 PM
#236:


Cops dog been showing up again, was on my porch when I got off work. I drive by his house, car is in the driveway and all lights are off so I think the dog hops the fence when he goes to bed. Dog is stupidly happy, back legs barely stay on the ground she wags so hard. My dog likes playing with her now too.

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:46:27 PM
#237:


Smackems posted...
Pics

I fucking lost it again. But while looking for where I tossed it I found my old ugp shirt that is the most crust punk shit ever. Its all holy and sleeveless and I don't think I could even drive when I got it. It was my first ever internet purchase along with an s&m shirt.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AANJGaAADINQ.jpg

This is my soft goth also my mirror is gross.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:46:55 PM
#238:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Cops dog been showing up again, was on my porch when I got off work. I drive by his house, car is in the driveway and all lights are off so I think the dog hops the fence when he goes to bed. Dog is stupidly happy, back legs barely stay on the ground she wags so hard. My dog likes playing with her now too.
Aw

But also bad pup

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 7:56:07 PM
#239:


Smackems posted...
Aw

But also bad pup

Eh... dogs need to be inside imo. Its bad it does that but of course its gonna go look for friendos. Dogs either gotta be fully a part of the pack, or be more work dogs who are bred and raised for that.

If you're dogs a pure pet it shouldn't be left out for extended periods if you don't have a dog run or a really good fence.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:58:17 PM
#240:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Eh... dogs need to be inside imo. Its bad it does that but of course its gonna go look for friendos. Dogs either gotta be fully a part of the pack, or be more work dogs who are bred and raised for that.

If you're dogs a pure pet it shouldn't be left out for extended periods if you don't have a dog run or a really good fence.
Tell this to my shit neighbor

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MabusIncarnate
04/12/22 7:58:42 PM
#241:


Dog has so much energy, cop lives like 2 miles up the road. Sometimes the dog is just sprinting through yards. Entirely safe, our "main road" back in residential area maybe has 30 cars a day go down it, and most know the dog by now. I dont care at all, even if she gets into my garbage, shes a sweet visitor.

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Smackems
04/12/22 7:58:48 PM
#242:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I fucking lost it again. But while looking for where I tossed it I found my old ugp shirt that is the most crust punk shit ever. Its all holy and sleeveless and I don't think I could even drive when I got it. It was my first ever internet purchase along with an s&m shirt.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/8/AANJGaAADINQ.jpg

This is my soft goth also my mirror is gross.
There we go. Got arms to show

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FigureOfSpeech
04/12/22 8:10:28 PM
#243:


CanuckCowboy posted...
https://youtu.be/OrrE5bCA5lg

1992

I remember that one. There was a lot of 90s music that I wasn't familiar with at the time but got into in the early 2000s thanks to watching old SNL marathons on comedy central

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Smackems
04/12/22 8:23:25 PM
#244:


When's the last time y'all mufuckas heard dis shit

https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 8:27:33 PM
#245:


FigureOfSpeech posted...
I remember that one. There was a lot of 90s music that I wasn't familiar with at the time but got into in the early 2000s thanks to watching old SNL marathons on comedy central

I owned one soul asylum album back when. Like its really not bad but also there is just so much good music in the world they get bumped out of things imma listen too.

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 8:28:09 PM
#246:


Smackems posted...
When's the last time y'all mufuckas heard dis shit

https://youtu.be/LQj--Kjn0z8

I don't know and also not long enough. Lol.

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Smackems
04/12/22 8:29:07 PM
#247:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I don't know and also not long enough. Lol.


whhhaaaaat

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CanuckCowboy
04/12/22 8:32:29 PM
#248:


Smackems posted...
whhhaaaaat

I'd rather listen to skaterboi tbh

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Smackems
04/12/22 8:39:28 PM
#249:


CanuckCowboy posted...
I'd rather listen to skaterboi tbh
Damn Canuck.... Damn

This is one of my mom's favorite songs. One of mine too tbh

https://youtu.be/1lyu1KKwC74

Yes I may spend the entire night posting 90s music

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FigureOfSpeech
04/12/22 8:43:04 PM
#250:


I feel like smash mouth is the original version of the kind of music that was made fun of on those south park episodes where all Stan could hear was fart noises and then Randy tried to pretend to like it because he was in a "try to still be cool in front of kids" phase of his mid-life crisis lol...

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