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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:00:58 PM
#51:


Anyone up for some Switch shit tonight?

Or @MabusIncarnate Flight sim. Orrrr Skate 3 with @CanuckCowboy I feel like you get left outta the multiplayer side of things.

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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:03:05 PM
#52:


I'm on a good roll with Mario Party so next time it's going to be a disaster for me. It's just law

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:03:33 PM
#53:


It better be because if I got fucked again i'm only playin with Talib.

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:06:47 PM
#54:


Seeing the oncologist tomorrow for my mom. She told me earlier she was really scared..

That's one of the things I dread the most about my job and I try my best to keep them from being afraid. It's why I don't talk about my religious beliefs to anyone, despite them always talking about it to me. I don't want them to fear

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 8:09:51 PM
#55:


Awww fuck.

Hang in there skackems mom! Random people on the internet are thinking about you... which... actually maybe that isn't the best way to say it.

Seriously give her my best. Sorry I haven't made a vocaroo yet. Everytime I recorded one I was like that sounds dumb I sound dumb and didn't post it.

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 8:10:37 PM
#56:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Anyone up for some Switch shit tonight?

Or @MabusIncarnate Flight sim. Orrrr Skate 3 with @CanuckCowboy I feel like you get left outta the multiplayer side of things.

I'm down sometime. Not tonight I'm fucking tired and I gotta be up at 5 again. Probly be an early one for me.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:11:34 PM
#57:


Yeah I always have a wave of fear hit me when I gotta go see the Oncologist. I always try to prep myself by thinking the worst is gonna come out of it but so far it's been mediocre to good. I always tell my dad it's gonna be fine of course but it's something I have to do to mentally prepare myself.

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CactusCat
04/11/22 8:12:02 PM
#58:


i'm drinking on the job rn. nobody comes into my job on monday nights.
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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:13:23 PM
#59:


Drinking on the job is amazing if you can do it and still be functional.

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Stewman_Magoo
04/11/22 8:13:33 PM
#60:


Hope there's good news Smack!

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:15:23 PM
#61:


CanuckCowboy posted...
Awww fuck.

Hang in there skackems mom! Random people on the internet are thinking about you... which... actually maybe that isn't the best way to say it.

Seriously give her my best. Sorry I haven't made a vocaroo yet. Everytime I recorded one I was like that sounds dumb I sound dumb and didn't post it.
Don't worry bout it dude. Y'all ain't strangers either, I talk to her about y'all and she knows Walter well lol

I made a Vocaroo earlier in this topic though. High art stuff

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:16:14 PM
#62:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yeah I always have a wave of fear hit me when I gotta go see the Oncologist. I always try to prep myself by thinking the worst is gonna come out of it but so far it's been mediocre to good. I always tell my dad it's gonna be fine of course but it's something I have to do to mentally prepare myself.
This is my experience with that particular thing as well

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:17:13 PM
#63:


Oh also if y'all do golf early enough I'll join

Or halo. Shoot some nerds

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MabusIncarnate
04/11/22 8:17:55 PM
#64:


Not gonna be around tonight maybe tomorrow. Gonna have a board game night.

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MabusIncarnate
04/11/22 8:21:07 PM
#65:


Smackems posted...
Oh also if y'all do golf early enough I'll join

Or halo. Shoot some nerds
Competitive online is there right? One night we can do a private free for all lobby or something if we get enough of us.

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:22:45 PM
#66:


MabusIncarnate posted...
Competitive online is there right? One night we can do a private free for all lobby or something if we get enough of us.
Yeah. Or we could team up against bots if y'all don't wanna take it to the nerds

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:29:38 PM
#67:


Smackems posted...
Don't worry bout it dude. Y'all ain't strangers either, I talk to her about y'all and she knows Walter well lol

I made a Vocaroo earlier in this topic though. High art stuff

Oh shit I forgot about that I was at work earlier and just listened to it now. Lyrics need work but FUCK I know that tune. AGHH it's gonna drive me nuts. It's stuck in my head now and I can't think of it godamnit!

GOT IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvfgut8nAgw

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:29:52 PM
#68:


Neighbor just came out here asking for smokes. Gave him a pack of menthols I'm not gonna smoke but

I'm not fond of that mother fucker

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:30:10 PM
#69:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Oh shit I forgot about that I was at work earlier and just listened to it now. Lyrics need work but FUCK I know that tune. AGHH it's gonna drive me nuts. It's stuck in my head now and I can't think of it godamnit!
Wonderwall

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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:31:04 PM
#70:


Smackems posted...
Neighbor just came out here asking for smokes. Gave him a pack of menthols I'm not gonna smoke but

I'm not fond of that mother fucker
I would have told him to fuck off

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:32:06 PM
#71:


AirFresh posted...
I would have told him to fuck off
He's kinda puny. Hope he has that in mind

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:32:20 PM
#72:


DAMNIT SMACKEMS don't be givin them no pack of menthols.

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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:35:38 PM
#73:


100% he will ask again. They always do

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:36:08 PM
#74:


AirFresh posted...
100% he will ask again. They always do
100% next time he gets a nicotine patch

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:36:20 PM
#75:


Yup especially if you gave him a godamn whole pack.

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:36:44 PM
#76:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
DAMNIT SMACKEMS don't be givin them no pack of menthols.
Fuck it if he feenin bad enough he'll smoke whatever the fuck I give him

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Smackems
04/11/22 8:37:36 PM
#77:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Yup especially if you gave him a godamn whole pack.
Damn dude I thought I was the aggressive person here

You an Fresh come kick his ass

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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:40:51 PM
#78:


Fight your own battles broski

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dj1200
04/11/22 8:43:58 PM
#79:


Just bought 6 bottles of vino.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:48:04 PM
#80:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/5/AAHlKpAADH_x.jpg

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CactusCat
04/11/22 8:51:35 PM
#81:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Drinking on the job is amazing if you can do it and still be functional.
i work at a bar so its ezpz, especially cus the owner spends all his time in the office playing elden ring lately so i never get caught anymore
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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:52:11 PM
#82:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/8/5/AAHlKpAADH_x.jpg
I would block

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:52:20 PM
#83:


CactusCat posted...
i work at a bar so its ezpz, especially cus the owner spends all his time in the office playing elden ring lately so i never get caught anymore

Ohhh well fuck everyone wins then.

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AirFresh
04/11/22 8:52:57 PM
#84:


I consider being a bartender but I just see it going very wrong lol

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 8:55:51 PM
#86:


Smackems posted...
https://voca.ro/1om8K3eL4Ywz

Made this for @MabusIncarnate and @Johnny_Nutcase

Holy shit that is a work of art.

Also now I have oasis stuck in my head.

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 8:56:59 PM
#87:


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Snowed just a little ways north of here too. And apparently Victoria got fucked with snow.

Its a fucked up spring around here.

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 8:59:04 PM
#88:


AirFresh posted...
I would block

No way not yet. This guy fails every time to get under my skin. I can still play with that shit goin on. He knows where I work because we used to work together until I think he got fired or somethin.

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FigureOfSpeech
04/11/22 8:59:19 PM
#89:


When I worked at a dominos, drinking on the job for the last hour or two was pretty much mandatory for me (obe of the managers was a heavy drinker too and the other was a hardcore weed enthusiast so neither of them gave me shit for it lol). The best time I had was when I came back a few months after I had left. It was halloween and a saturday. The main customer based was late night drunk ass college kids so I called in even though I didn't work there... by the owner... on facebook messager. I talked to the managers and I was like "I don't know if he's serious but I'll come in for under the table pay... faor warning, I'm gonna be wasted." They approved and I went in and worked 4 hours blackout drunk. I mostly behaved myself but I may have fucked up giving back change to carry out customers because they asked me back one more time a few months later but told me I was not allowed to go in the till :( (they actually said I wasn't allowed to drink at all, but fuck that I didn't work there anymore so I was gonna do what I damn well pleased... I did show some discipline and paced myself better though, out of respect).

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 9:01:48 PM
#90:


https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/0/2/AANJGaAADIAC.jpg

The flakes don't show up but its snowing and sunny and like 10 degrees out.

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Stewman_Magoo
04/11/22 9:02:19 PM
#91:


We are literally getting another winter on Wednesday. Everybody keeps talking about it. Anywhere from 30 to 80 cm of snow. Fuckin ridiculous.

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CanuckCowboy
04/11/22 9:03:12 PM
#92:


Stewman_Magoo posted...
We are literally getting another winter on Wednesday. Everybody keeps talking about it. Anywhere from 30 to 80 cm of snow. Fuckin ridiculous.

Dude wtf.

I'm sick of this shit I want summer. Ideally a summer without fires or floods destroying shit everywhere but that doesn't happen anymore.

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Smackems
04/11/22 9:03:32 PM
#93:


The old folk say we always get a winter snap here in april

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 9:04:51 PM
#94:


It's 81F here. I know Summers gonna be a bunch a hot bullshit. I should live in Canada for the summer. They do it it here in the Winter damnit.

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Smackems
04/11/22 9:06:08 PM
#95:


God damn Mongori- er Canadians

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 9:08:07 PM
#96:


I usually see Alberta license plates here but there's a few BC and Manitoba plates i've come across. Can't remember seeing any Nova Scotia plates. I think those fuckers go down to Florida.

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Smackems
04/11/22 9:09:08 PM
#97:


They're like geese

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AirFresh
04/11/22 9:09:39 PM
#98:


Yeah you get that dry desert heat don't you? THe kind that makes your balls stick to your thigh

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Johnny_Nutcase
04/11/22 9:11:14 PM
#99:


Yeah. I think the south is worse with the humidity though. FUCK you just pour sweat down there. Nasty situation.

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AirFresh
04/11/22 9:12:54 PM
#100:


Yeah it's AWESOME when you're on the beach but it's a fucking swamp outside of it.

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