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AmericaTheBrave
04/05/22 12:00:04 AM
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Really. You can just walk up and take them.

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Cocytus
04/05/22 12:01:47 AM
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Have you ever done that?
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Tyranthraxus
04/05/22 12:06:53 AM
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Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks or not fight anything and just stay at home?


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Helicaterpillar
04/05/22 12:10:52 AM
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That's true my dad once took a half dozen and kept them as pets in the backyard when I was a kid. They pretty much destoryed all the grass within time and turn it into a mud pit. We had chickens and geese too.
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Heartomaton
04/05/22 12:11:24 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/0/AAcI8BAADGj0.jpg

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Pepys Monster
04/05/22 12:16:48 AM
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What if I told you...that ducks are wild animals that run away from people?

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Pogo_Marimo
04/05/22 12:18:52 AM
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You're god damn right they're free.

Because this is AMERICA!

*Wipes tear from eye and salutes the flag"

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King Rial
04/05/22 12:24:17 AM
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All hunting, or the killing, wounding, or capturing at any time of any bird or wild animal, except dangerous animals, when it is necessary to prevent them from destroying human life or inflicting an injury, is prohibited within the limits of said park; nor shall any fish be taken out of the waters of the park by means of seines, nets, traps, or by the use of drugs or any explosive substances or compounds, or in any other way than by hook and line, and then only at such seasons and in such times and manner as may be directed by the Secretary of the Interior.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/16/26

I don't think you can take them.

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ChocoboMogALT
04/05/22 12:29:06 AM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized ducks or not fight anything and just stay at home?
Lmfao

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