Poll of the Day > I'm 100% sure my son is the reincarnation of Buddha.

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SunWuKung420
03/28/22 5:40:38 PM
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I'm here to guide and protect him.

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CaptBuzzKiII
03/28/22 5:42:20 PM
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I dont mean to be a buzzkill or anything but hes not. Its still good to be a good father though.
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MICHALECOLE
03/28/22 5:42:40 PM
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He totally is dont listen to that other guy
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BEERandWEED
03/28/22 5:44:22 PM
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Did 3 wise men show up with gifts at his birth?

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wolfy42
03/28/22 5:56:31 PM
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Have you rubbed his belly recently?

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shadowsword87
03/28/22 5:58:20 PM
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I don't think you know what happened to the Buddha if you think your son is a reincarnation of him.
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darkknight109
03/28/22 5:59:50 PM
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Buddha is a title, not a person.

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SunWuKung420
03/28/22 6:42:41 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
I don't think you know what happened to the Buddha if you think your son is a reincarnation of him.
I'm most likely the only person on this board that's read "A Journey to the West".

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SunWuKung420
03/28/22 6:42:51 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
Have you rubbed his belly recently?
Every day

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SunWuKung420
03/28/22 6:43:57 PM
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darkknight109 posted...
Buddha is a title, not a person.
That's the Dali lama.

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shadowsword87
03/28/22 6:47:59 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm most likely the only person on this board that's read "A Journey to the West".

And you're just as ignorant as everyone else if you think a chinese book written in the 16th century has the same importance as 5th century indian buddhist texts.
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CinderLock
03/28/22 6:49:34 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'm most likely the only person on this board that's read "A Journey to the West".
Yet you spelled the titled character name wrong based off of a misspelling in the copy you owned that was corrected in every version since.

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SunWuKung420
03/28/22 6:55:52 PM
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CinderLock posted...
Yet you spelled the titled character name wrong based off of a misspelling in the copy you owned that was corrected in every version since.
My copy is 20 years old. Sure they changed the spelling but I'm not wrong.

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CinderLock
03/28/22 6:56:43 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
My copy is 20 years old. Sure they changed the spelling but I'm not wrong.
It was spelled Sunwukong before your copy ever existed.

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darkknight109
03/28/22 6:59:51 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
That's the Dali lama.
Well, first of all you spelled "Dalai Lama" incorrectly, so that's already strike one.

But more to the point, Buddha literally means "awakened one" and is a title for those who have achieved enlightenment. There have been many of them in Buddhist traditions - several dozen, depending on which Buddhist tradition(s) you're talking about.

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Nade Duck
03/30/22 9:00:05 AM
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just cause he's fat? that's kinda messed up.

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Conner4REAL
03/30/22 11:02:11 AM
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Are you abusing him on his looks cause all babies look like budda

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Revelation34
03/30/22 11:23:55 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm most likely the only person on this board that's read "A Journey to the West".


That's a fictional story.

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DevilSummoner1
03/30/22 2:21:23 PM
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Sunny getting destroyed itt

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Muscles
03/30/22 2:23:53 PM
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So you're gonna be a terrible dad that forces him to go find enlightenment on his own?

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MrMelodramatic
03/30/22 2:31:04 PM
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Why would Buddha be reincarnated? Isnt the whole point of a buddha that theyre totally enlightened and are done cycling through life

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Archaea_Ottoia
03/30/22 3:30:26 PM
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How is it Sunny is just a really bad troll that's so effective?

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DukeRaouI
03/30/22 3:42:42 PM
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Archaea_Ottoia posted...
How is it Sunny is just a really bad troll that's so effective?
This board loves really bad and obvious trolls.

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Conner4REAL
03/30/22 4:08:24 PM
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Conner4REAL posted...
Are you abusing him on his looks cause all babies look like budda


I meant basing this. Fucking autotext

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