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Shablagoo
03/31/22 3:44:16 AM
#51:


$5,000 is only 500 pouches or so of beef jerky, bottomless bag easy

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TeaMilk
03/31/22 3:48:01 AM
#52:


Smackems posted...
Why the fuck is it called jerky
cuz it feels so good

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gunplagirl
03/31/22 3:56:30 AM
#53:


Smackems posted...
Why the fuck is it called jerky
The word "jerky" derives from the Quechua word ch'arki which means "dried, salted meat".

Google is amazing.

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Smackems
03/31/22 4:03:25 AM
#54:


gunplagirl posted...
The word "jerky" derives from the Quechua word ch'arki which means "dried, salted meat".

Google is amazing.
You weren't supposed to actually answer that

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gunplagirl
03/31/22 4:09:25 AM
#55:


Smackems posted...
You weren't supposed to actually answer that
You weren't supposed to be so incredibly handsome

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Smackems
03/31/22 4:12:47 AM
#56:


gunplagirl posted...
You weren't supposed to be so incredibly handsome
K I'll stick my dick in the ugly pot to even it all out

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party_animal07
03/31/22 4:17:15 AM
#57:


HovaRex posted...
I kinda think beef jerky is disgusting. I'd take $5 over a bottomless bag of it probably.


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Chicken
03/31/22 4:27:07 AM
#58:


stand on roof of tall building

open bag

turn bag upside down

watch the chaos

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Ratchetrockon
03/31/22 4:29:35 AM
#59:


jerky

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TheMikh
03/31/22 4:37:14 AM
#60:


$5k is inconsequential

a bottomless bag of beef jerky would end world hunger

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Shablagoo
03/31/22 4:47:16 AM
#61:


Smackems posted...
K I'll stick my dick in the ugly pot to even it all out

Crap, the ugly pot was right next to the botomless bag of jerky. You sure you hit the right one?

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Imit8m3
03/31/22 5:00:14 AM
#62:


Shablagoo posted...
Crap, the ugly pot was right next to the botomless bag of jerky. You sure you hit the right one?
Forever unclean...

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Imit8m3
03/31/22 5:02:18 AM
#63:


As to the op... What flavor of jerky?
It's not smackems flavor I hope. <_<

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TeaMilk
03/31/22 3:40:41 PM
#65:


Hang on. Whats stopping you from using the bag as infinite storage also?

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Smackems
03/31/22 4:21:44 PM
#66:


Imit8m3 posted...
As to the op... What flavor of jerky?
It's not smackems flavor I hope. <_<
We may never know

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Error1355
03/31/22 4:27:12 PM
#67:


LeoRavus posted...
Just to eat yourself or share with someone else.
My infinite beef jerky bag has just solved world hunger.

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