Poll of the Day > If you were murdered, where would you want your body to be found?

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Notschmendrake
03/25/22 6:47:26 PM
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I was thinking somewhere exotic, like the top of a mountain would be pretty mysterious and funny and exciting
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papercup
03/25/22 6:49:08 PM
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If somebody murders me I'm fucking haunting them so hard.

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keyblader1985
03/25/22 6:49:53 PM
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papercup posted...
If somebody murders me I'm fucking haunting them so hard.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

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Gaawa_chan
03/25/22 6:58:56 PM
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Ideally? With my fist around my murderer's heart. Fucker.

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SKARDAVNELNATE
03/25/22 7:12:31 PM
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papercup posted...
If somebody murders me I'm fucking haunting them so hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msBNXwNlN4g

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ParanoidObsessive
03/25/22 7:25:38 PM
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papercup posted...
If somebody murders me I'm fucking haunting them so hard.

If somebody murders me I'm haunt fucking them so hard.

Like, every night they're going to wake up with ectoplasm leaking out of their sore ass. That'll teach 'em.

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Jen0125
03/25/22 7:25:59 PM
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papercup posted...
If somebody murders me I'm fucking haunting them so hard.

Big same
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Jen0125
03/25/22 7:26:20 PM
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Ideally I'd never be found and my disappearance would be infamous
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ParanoidObsessive
03/25/22 7:32:51 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Ideally I'd never be found and my disappearance would be infamous

That would require anyone to actually care or look for you.

OH SNAP!











...but that actually reminds me of an old joke I read online forever ago (and I can't even remotely remember where it was from to try and link to it). But it was basically someone saying that, if they ever wanted to commit suicide, they wanted to break in to a sausage factory (or other processed meat plant), hide a camera really well, and then film themselves jumping into the grinder.

Then like a year later, have someone reveal where the camera was hidden, so people will find it, then watch the footage, and realize that anyone who'd eaten that product over the last year or so may have eaten part of you, and thus people all around the world will simultaneously vomit.

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Jen0125
03/25/22 7:34:14 PM
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I just need the internet to care. Not people in real life!
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Nade Duck
03/25/22 8:31:29 PM
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half-buried at the bottom of the mariana trench.

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Mensis
03/25/22 8:32:18 PM
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your moms bed

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GanonsSpirit
03/25/22 8:42:41 PM
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Floating in space between Earth and Mars, holding Russell's teapot.

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Notschmendrake
03/25/22 8:59:25 PM
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GanonsSpirit posted...
Floating in space between Earth and Mars, holding Russell's teapot.

Been a couple good ones, but this is best in thread so far
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joemodda
03/26/22 12:50:37 AM
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In their mom's bed lol

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fishy071
03/26/22 1:12:51 AM
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Places where my body will easily be found and the murderer will easily be traced and found

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funkyfritter
03/26/22 1:25:24 AM
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In the billiard room.

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Zareth
03/26/22 1:41:14 AM
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They'll only find my hands, buried on opposite sides of the earth, both flipping the bird

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Krazy_Kirby
03/26/22 2:39:11 AM
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the murderers house

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Buddyblade
03/26/22 1:44:31 PM
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P***ing on the moon like Doctor Eggman

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JixHedgehog
03/26/22 3:20:01 PM
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The Nickle arcade down the road... everyone'll know I went out happy ... surrounded by my high school friends

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Krazy_Kirby
03/26/22 11:26:11 PM
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Buddyblade posted...
P***ing on the moon like Doctor Eggman


Robotnik*

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wwinterj25
03/27/22 6:16:07 PM
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Hopefully naked with a blindfold on tied up in some seedy titty bar. At least those who found me can assume I had a good time.

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