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brestugo 03/20/22 4:02:05 PM #1:	https://www.courthousenews.com/woman-sues-over-delivery-of-chocolate-penis/ In an unequivocal sign of the impending apocalypse, a company called Dick at Your Door got sued in Ventura County, California, Superior Court by a woman who complained she received a five-inch chocolate penis that she did not order. Plaintiff Linda Parks says the offensive chocolate phallus was delivered to her house in Ventura County this past June without explanation and that when she followed up with the owners of Dick at Your Door, her attempts to verify the identity of the person who made the delivery were rebuffed. Defendants despite their public disclosures of persons contracted for sending their sick novelties, failing and refusing to disclose the person responsible for the offensive and outrageous conduct alleged herein, Parks says in a terse two-page complaint filed Tuesday. Parks says she believes Dick at Your Door is no longer solvent and is incapable of answering the complaint. But she accuses the people behind the company of using it as a shell through which to divert funds to themselves. However, a general internet search reveals there is indeed a company that will send chocolate facsimiles of penises in a box with the phrase Eat a Dick embossed on the underside of the box top. Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus. Parks seeks damages including punitive damages on a single claim of intentional infliction of emotional distress. Besides Dick at Your Door, named defendants include parent company Rain Parade LLC and its owners Adam Hascall and Bryan Pritz. The actions of defendants were outrageous, intentional and malicious, Parks says in her complaint. Emails to both the company and Parks' attorney Richard Francis seeking comment went unreturned as of press time. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:963611626] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>https://www.courthousenews.com/woman-sues-over-delivery-of-chocolate-penis/ <quote> In an unequivocal sign of the impending apocalypse, a company called Dick at Your Door got sued in Ventura County, California, Superior Court by a woman who complained she received a five-inch chocolate penis that she did not order. Plaintiff Linda Parks says the offensive chocolate phallus was delivered to her house in Ventura County this past June without explanation and that when she followed up with the owners of Dick at Your Door, her attempts to verify the identity of the person who made the delivery were rebuffed. Defendants despite their public disclosures of persons contracted for sending their sick novelties, failing and refusing to disclose the person responsible for the offensive and outrageous conduct alleged herein, Parks says in a terse two-page complaint filed Tuesday. Parks says she believes Dick at Your Door is no longer solvent and is incapable of answering the complaint. But she accuses the people behind the company of using it as a shell through which to divert funds to themselves. However, a general internet search reveals there is indeed a company that will send chocolate facsimiles of penises in a box with the phrase Eat a Dick embossed on the underside of the box top. Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus. Parks seeks damages including punitive damages on a single claim of intentional infliction of emotional distress. Besides Dick at Your Door, named defendants include parent company Rain Parade LLC and its owners Adam Hascall and Bryan Pritz. The actions of defendants were outrageous, intentional and malicious, Parks says in her complaint.</quote> <quote>Emails to both the company and Parks' attorney Richard Francis seeking comment went unreturned as of press time.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AvlButtslam 03/20/22 4:03:36 PM #2:	I would like a Dick at My Door tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/98y63.jpg http://i.imgur.com/yOcp8.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wdX6S.jpg <cite>AvlButtslam posted [p:963611665] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>I would like a Dick at My Door tbh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 03/20/22 4:03:56 PM #3:	The owners belong in jail. So much sick smut in this country. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:963611676] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>The owners belong in jail. So much sick smut in this country. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwigsthePnoDude 03/20/22 4:04:57 PM #4:	ExtremeLuchador posted... The owners belong in jail. So much sick smut in this country. Ok boomer --- It wasnt a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover. ~ Donald Draper <cite>TwigsthePnoDude posted [p:963611692] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>The owners belong in jail. So much sick smut in this country.</quote>Ok boomer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 03/20/22 4:06:08 PM #5:	No one would order just a 5-inch chocolate penis. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:963611725] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>No one would order just a 5-inch chocolate penis. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 03/20/22 4:08:39 PM #6:	Lol people are so uptight, laugh at the joke and enjoy the free chocolate --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:963611787] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Lol people are so uptight, laugh at the joke and enjoy the free chocolate </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 03/20/22 4:09:09 PM #7:	Well you don't have to ask me twice. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963611800] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Well you don't have to ask me twice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 03/20/22 4:10:16 PM #8:	brestugo posted... intentional infliction of emotional distress Oh my! --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:963611828] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>intentional infliction of emotional distress</quote> Oh my! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 03/20/22 4:10:54 PM #9:	I can think of an ex-boss I'd like to send an "Eat a Dick-gram" to. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:963611844] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>I can think of an ex-boss I'd like to send an "Eat a Dick-gram" to. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame Zero 03/20/22 4:13:37 PM #10:	brestugo posted... Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus. Would that be be pro or anti vaccine? --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame Zero posted [p:963611903] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus.</quote>Would that be be pro or anti vaccine? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 03/20/22 4:13:49 PM #11:	Holy shit I wish I knew this company existed before this topic I've got so many people to mail dicks to <cite>TMOG posted [p:963611906] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Holy shit I wish I knew this company existed before this topic I've got so many people to mail dicks to </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
angeleyes94 03/20/22 4:14:45 PM #12:	brestugo posted... I can think of an ex-boss I'd like to send an "Eat a Dick-gram" to. The chocolate should taste like p doe. --- You aren't even really reading my posts; you're just staring at your e-mail client and fondly reminiscing about that hobo you stabbed to death. :P <cite>angeleyes94 posted [p:963611931] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted...</cite> <quote>I can think of an ex-boss I'd like to send an "Eat a Dick-gram" to. </quote> The chocolate should taste like p doe.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 03/20/22 4:15:05 PM #13:	literally sexual harassment --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:963611939] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>literally sexual harassment </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 03/20/22 4:15:19 PM #14:	brestugo posted... Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus. Genius. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:963611944] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>brestugo posted... </cite> <quote>Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus.</quote>Genius. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 03/20/22 4:15:58 PM #15:	angeleyes94 posted... The chocolate should taste like p doe. I'd ask for Ex-Lax. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:963611961] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>angeleyes94 posted... </cite> <quote>The chocolate should taste like p doe.</quote>I'd ask for Ex-Lax. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 03/20/22 4:16:28 PM #16:	Whats there to sue over? Return to shipper or throw it out. God damn these people are fucking morons and wasting court time over nothing <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:963611969] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Whats there to sue over? Return to shipper or throw it out. God damn these people are fucking morons and wasting court time over nothing </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 03/20/22 4:17:08 PM #17:	nfearurspecimn posted... literally sexual harassment ono here come the no fun police. --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:963611986] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>literally sexual harassment</quote>ono here come the no fun police. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bandit_Keith 03/20/22 4:17:10 PM #18:	This lady is showing us exactly why someone would send her one of these. --- http://i.imgur.com/nq0Fn6a.jpg <cite>Bandit_Keith posted [p:963611987] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>This lady is showing us exactly why someone would send her one of these. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 03/20/22 4:19:57 PM #19:	Kloe_Rinz posted... Whats there to sue over? Return to shipper or throw it out. God damn these people are fucking morons and wasting court time over nothing "but muh emotional damage over seeing a penis! Instead of having a normal human reaction, chuckling and throwing it out/returning to sender, I must SUE THEM BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN GODDAMMIT AND I. MUST. SUE'' --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:963612056] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Kloe_Rinz posted... </cite> <quote>Whats there to sue over? Return to shipper or throw it out. God damn these people are fucking morons and wasting court time over nothing</quote>"but muh emotional damage over seeing a penis! Instead of having a normal human reaction, chuckling and throwing it out/returning to sender, I must SUE THEM BECAUSE I'M AN AMERICAN GODDAMMIT AND I. MUST. SUE'' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExtremeLuchador 03/20/22 4:32:33 PM #20:	If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. --- "It was horrible," guard Jeff McInnis said. "I took 100 naps and we were still in the air." <cite>ExtremeLuchador posted [p:963612359] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen 03/20/22 4:33:40 PM #22:	ExtremeLuchador posted... If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. I'd be amused Unless it came during a period where they were receiving (targeted) sexual harassment in their workplace. Then I might be a little peeved --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:963612381] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter.</quote>I'd be amused Unless it came during a period where they were receiving (targeted) sexual harassment in their workplace. Then I might be a little peeved </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 03/20/22 4:46:31 PM #23:	We don't know the intentions behind the person who did it. They could have sent it to her to make her feel uncomfortable, ya know, like, harassment. --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:963612687] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>We don't know the intentions behind the person who did it. They could have sent it to her to make her feel uncomfortable, ya know, like, harassment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 03/20/22 4:50:47 PM #24:	ExtremeLuchador posted... If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. If one of the women in my life received this I can imagine who it would be and I can assure you it would be well deserved. The only time I would think it is insensitive would be a situation like... wackyteen posted... Unless it came during a period where they were receiving (targeted) sexual harassment in their workplace. --- All posters and events depicted in this post are entirely fictitious. Any similarity to actual events or posters, living or dead, is purely coincidental. <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:963612793] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter.</quote>If one of the women in my life received this I can imagine who it would be and I can assure you it would be well deserved. The only time I would think it is insensitive would be a situation like... wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>Unless it came during a period where they were receiving (targeted) sexual harassment in their workplace.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wackyteen 03/20/22 4:52:50 PM #25:	nfearurspecimn posted... We don't know the intentions behind the person who did it. They could have sent it to her to make her feel uncomfortable, ya know, like, harassment. The intentions seem pretty straightforward. They're telling her to eat a dick --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:963612839] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>nfearurspecimn posted... </cite> <quote>We don't know the intentions behind the person who did it. They could have sent it to her to make her feel uncomfortable, ya know, like, harassment.</quote>The intentions seem pretty straightforward. They're telling her to eat a dick </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 03/20/22 4:53:04 PM #26:	ExtremeLuchador posted... If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. "Who the fuck did you mangage to piss off enough for them to spend $25 just to tell you to 'Eat a Dick'?" --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:963612842] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter.</quote>"Who the fuck did you mangage to piss off enough for them to spend $25 just to tell you to 'Eat a Dick'?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 03/20/22 4:55:17 PM #27:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79948000 --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:963612882] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/79948000 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 03/20/22 4:59:30 PM #28:	I'm surprised there's only one lawsuit. They might as well include a please sue me message with that cause you know the majority of them are being sent to people customers dislike <cite>Axiom posted [p:963612971] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>I'm surprised there's only one lawsuit. They might as well include a please sue me message with that cause you know the majority of them are being sent to people customers dislike </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nfearurspecimn 03/20/22 4:59:43 PM #29:	wackyteen posted... The intentions seem pretty straightforward. They're telling her to eat a dick then she's totally justified --- Wake up. You have to wake up. currently a preta/hungry ghost Dai Grepher: I was wrong. My entire theory is incorrect. Zero Mission IS a remake of Metroid. <cite>nfearurspecimn posted [p:963612978] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>wackyteen posted... </cite> <quote>The intentions seem pretty straightforward. They're telling her to eat a dick</quote>then she's totally justified </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 03/20/22 5:03:45 PM #30:	Is the chocolate at least yummy? If I got chocolate genitalia, Id be weirded out for sure, but if the chocolate was yummy then that would at least be something. --- Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds, along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence. <cite>rexcrk posted [p:963613066] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote> Is the chocolate at least yummy? If I got chocolate genitalia, Id be weirded out for sure, but if the chocolate was yummy then that would at least be something. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumpo 03/20/22 5:13:48 PM #31:	What if someone anonymously purchased that chocolate and had it sent there? <cite>Trumpo posted [p:963613286] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>What if someone anonymously purchased that chocolate and had it sent there? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/20/22 5:21:03 PM #33:	This reminds me of the company that will mail shit to someone you do not like. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:963613417] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>This reminds me of the company that will mail shit to someone you do not like. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 03/20/22 5:23:22 PM #34:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... This reminds me of the company that will mail shit to someone you do not like. This company will also mail chocolate shit with the message "Eat shit." --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:963613475] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>This reminds me of the company that will mail shit to someone you do not like.</quote>This company will also mail chocolate shit with the message "Eat shit." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 03/20/22 5:25:30 PM #35:	Personally, I would have sent it back for being too small. --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:963613526] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Personally, I would have sent it back for being too small. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/20/22 5:25:37 PM #36:	Paragon21XX posted... This company will also mail chocolate shit with the message "Eat shit." The companies might have merged or they just use the same idea. A fun way to get back at someone or piss them off. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:963613532] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>This company will also mail chocolate shit with the message "Eat shit."</quote>The companies might have merged or they just use the same idea. A fun way to get back at someone or piss them off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 03/20/22 5:33:28 PM #37:	Can the company even be held liable for this? The website claims it's funny prank gifts to send to your friends. They don't know the relationship between the sender and the receiver. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:963613721] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Can the company even be held liable for this? The website claims it's funny prank gifts to send to your friends. They don't know the relationship between the sender and the receiver. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 03/20/22 5:36:41 PM #38:	Oh my. I just went to their website. --- "Art is how we decorate space; Music is how we decorate time." -Jean Michel Basquiat <cite>brestugo posted [p:963613792] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>Oh my. I just went to their website. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punished_Blinx 03/20/22 5:39:01 PM #39:	NoxObscuras posted... Can the company even be held liable for this? The website claims it's funny prank gifts to send to your friends. They don't know the relationship between the sender and the receiver. I think she's claiming that by withholding the details of the person who sent it then they have to be held liable. It'll be interesting to see if they're covered by privacy laws. She does sound like a person who would be told to eat a dick lol --- A Fallen Mascot <cite>Punished_Blinx posted [p:963613848] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite> <quote>Can the company even be held liable for this? The website claims it's funny prank gifts to send to your friends. They don't know the relationship between the sender and the receiver.</quote> I think she's claiming that by withholding the details of the person who sent it then they have to be held liable. It'll be interesting to see if they're covered by privacy laws. She does sound like a person who would be told to eat a dick lol </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ViewtifulGrave 03/20/22 5:52:30 PM #40:	ExtremeLuchador posted... If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter. Lol I sent my friend dicks by mail a few years ago. It was pretty funny watching her trying to figure out who sent them. Her brother unintentionally outed me in the end. --- When Kaidou fails to keep up with Luffy in their next fight remember this conversation - MrDrMan <cite>ViewtifulGrave posted [p:963614155] in Woman sues... [t:79951458]...</cite> <quote>ExtremeLuchador posted... </cite> <quote>If this happened to one of the women in your life you'd be furious. It's a serious matter.</quote>Lol I sent my friend dicks by mail a few years ago. It was pretty funny watching her trying to figure out who sent them. Her brother unintentionally outed me in the end. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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