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Harpie 03/20/22 3:26:34 PM #1:	what the FUCK The box was open! Half empty because I eat half a box at a time! CLEARLY MINE. After I RANTED TO HER ABOUT THE OTHER ROOMMATE DOING IT she went and BETRAYED me. I caught her in the act of cooking and she was like teehee sorry! I got hungry and I dont wanna go shopping! Im genuinely pissed now. Its staying in my room from now on jfc --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/uAnhvg9gS9U9DTVz6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:963610834] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>what the FUCK The box was open! Half empty because I eat half a box at a time! CLEARLY MINE. After I RANTED TO HER ABOUT THE OTHER ROOMMATE DOING IT she went and BETRAYED me. I caught her in the act of cooking and she was like teehee sorry! I got hungry and I dont wanna go shopping! Im genuinely pissed now. Its staying in my room from now on jfc </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 03/20/22 3:28:36 PM #2:	That's when you say "Thanks for making me MY Mac & Cheese" abd you eat it to assert dominance. Even if you just ate and feel like throwing up the whole time --- Name checks out "I don't wanna be the toughest, I just keep it 100 and think nothin of it"- Black Thought <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:963610878] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>That's when you say "Thanks for making me MY Mac & Cheese" abd you eat it to assert dominance. Even if you just ate and feel like throwing up the whole time </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HolierThanMao 03/20/22 3:29:46 PM #3:	buy a small gun safe but instead of a handgun, store mac and cheese in there <cite>HolierThanMao posted [p:963610910] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>buy a small gun safe but instead of a handgun, store mac and cheese in there </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 03/20/22 3:37:45 PM #4:	Lost_All_Senses posted... That's when you say "Thanks for making me MY Mac & Cheese" abd you eat it to assert dominance. Even if you just ate and feel like throwing up the whole time I sadly lost the balls capable to do this feat in a tragic bear accident HolierThanMao posted... buy a small gun safe but instead of a handgun, store mac and cheese in there My room should be enough. They wouldnt go into my room to steal my food, right? --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/uAnhvg9gS9U9DTVz6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:963611067] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Lost_All_Senses posted... </cite> <quote>That's when you say "Thanks for making me MY Mac & Cheese" abd you eat it to assert dominance. Even if you just ate and feel like throwing up the whole time</quote>I sadly lost the balls capable to do this feat in a tragic bear accident HolierThanMao posted... </cite> <quote>buy a small gun safe but instead of a handgun, store mac and cheese in there</quote>My room should be enough. They wouldnt go into my room to steal my food, right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BilalPowell 03/20/22 3:42:41 PM #5:	Put your mac and cheese in a box that says rat poison --- Former #1 Birmingham Iron Fan. RIP AAF <cite>BilalPowell posted [p:963611173] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Put your mac and cheese in a box that says rat poison </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyukSan 03/20/22 3:45:25 PM #6:	Laxatives <cite>RyukSan posted [p:963611229] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Laxatives </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/20/22 3:45:56 PM #7:	Fill a box with bees and glue it shut as inconspicuously as you can a few minutes before she's going to eat some, then place it in an obvious location. Shake it slightly before leaving it. Harpie posted... I sadly lost the balls capable to do this feat in a tragic bear accident You had testicles? I thought you just got a breast reduction. My room should be enough. They wouldnt go into my room to steal my food, right? I wouldn't bet on that. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:963611237] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Fill a box with bees and glue it shut as inconspicuously as you can a few minutes before she's going to eat some, then place it in an obvious location. Shake it slightly before leaving it. Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>I sadly lost the balls capable to do this feat in a tragic bear accident</quote> You had testicles? I thought you just got a breast reduction. <quote>My room should be enough. They wouldnt go into my room to steal my food, right?</quote> I wouldn't bet on that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kurt_Russel 03/20/22 3:46:40 PM #8:	Make them pay your part of the rent for one year. This is a travesty! --- You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed? <cite>Kurt_Russel posted [p:963611261] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Make them pay your part of the rent for one year. This is a travesty! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/20/22 3:48:03 PM #9:	just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:963611294] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
berlyman101 03/20/22 3:49:21 PM #10:	pee in her butt --- http://www.lukesurl.com/comics/2010-02-24-determinism.png <cite>berlyman101 posted [p:963611332] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>pee in her butt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 03/20/22 3:52:01 PM #11:	I bet she's enjoying it right now, so creamy and delicious. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:963611380] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>I bet she's enjoying it right now, so creamy and delicious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zodd3224 03/20/22 4:00:28 PM #12:	RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it. --- Fire Walk With Me https://imgur.com/a/X14Jka4 <cite>Zodd3224 posted [p:963611581] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Harpie 03/20/22 4:09:08 PM #13:	Heartomaton posted... Fill a box with bees and glue it shut as inconspicuously as you can a few minutes before she's going to eat some, then place it in an obvious location. Shake it slightly before leaving it. You had testicles? I thought you just got a breast reduction. I wouldn't bet on that. ._. Heartoman pls Also just had a breast reduction? Boy that was over 5 years ago RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it. Aint nobody got money for that Well, I dont at least Kombucha posted... I bet she's enjoying it right now, so creamy and delicious. must be nice ;~; --- CE'S ANONYMOUS CONFESSIONARY https://forms.gle/uAnhvg9gS9U9DTVz6 <cite>Harpie posted [p:963611798] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Heartomaton posted... </cite> <quote>Fill a box with bees and glue it shut as inconspicuously as you can a few minutes before she's going to eat some, then place it in an obvious location. Shake it slightly before leaving it. You had testicles? I thought you just got a breast reduction. I wouldn't bet on that.</quote>._. Heartoman pls Also just had a breast reduction? Boy that was over 5 years ago RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted... </cite> <quote>just get a mini fridge with a lock put on it and a storage container for non refrigerated items that also has a lock on it.</quote>Aint nobody got money for that Well, I dont at least Kombucha posted... </cite> <quote>I bet she's enjoying it right now, so creamy and delicious.</quote>must be nice ;~; </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heartomaton 03/20/22 4:11:03 PM #14:	Harpie posted... ._. Heartoman pls Pls? Wut I do? Also just had a breast reduction? Boy that was over 5 years ago Not just as in recently, just as in only. --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. <cite>Heartomaton posted [p:963611845] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>._. Heartoman pls</quote> Pls? Wut I do? <quote>Also just had a breast reduction? Boy that was over 5 years ago</quote> Not just as in recently, just as in only. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 03/20/22 4:31:59 PM #16:	Do a go fund me and plead your case if you do not have money for the storage locker and mini fridge. --- doa-plus.com - We Press Forward. . . By Pressing Back. <cite>RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted [p:963612349] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Do a go fund me and plead your case if you do not have money for the storage locker and mini fridge. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 03/20/22 4:44:23 PM #17:	Theyre just saving you from having to eat nasty shit --- Common sense said you can common my sense, ifyaknowwhatimeanwinkwink -smackems- some dudette named JimCarrysToe <cite>Smackems posted [p:963612636] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Theyre just saving you from having to eat nasty shit </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JMPzero 03/20/22 4:44:34 PM #18:	If they're eating your food, feel free to eat their food or have her buy you a box back for eating your food. --- https://www.twitch.tv/jmpzero <cite>JMPzero posted [p:963612644] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>If they're eating your food, feel free to eat their food or have her buy you a box back for eating your food. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RustyReborn 03/20/22 4:46:13 PM #19:	Stop buying it then --- BotW board and Sequel board town drunk now and forever <cite>RustyReborn posted [p:963612681] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Stop buying it then </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LincolnDuncan 03/20/22 4:47:04 PM #20:	the store would be less expensive. I would say half a box of your mac and cheese eaten surreptitiously should be worth $29.99. You can take it out of their share of next months rent. --- "I'm not a very nostalgic person, I neither have regrets nor occasions for self-congratulations." - Leonard Cohen <cite>LincolnDuncan posted [p:963612701] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>the store would be less expensive. I would say half a box of your mac and cheese eaten surreptitiously should be worth $29.99. You can take it out of their share of next months rent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trappedunderice 03/20/22 4:51:17 PM #22:	Sounds like they're saving you from future possible heart problems. <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:963612809] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like they're saving you from future possible heart problems. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vegy 03/20/22 4:52:30 PM #23:	Just make a mac n cheese shop, everyone seems obsessed with it, you'd make lots of cash --- http://i.imgur.com/gt58G1y.gif http://i.imgur.com/Kdvuckz.png http://i.imgur.com/SYqReLE.gif https://i.imgur.com/MbgGQWx.jpg <cite>Vegy posted [p:963612831] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Just make a mac n cheese shop, everyone seems obsessed with it, you'd make lots of cash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 03/20/22 4:52:56 PM #24:	Look on the bright side, at least i'm not your roommate. --- Drunk people really make a lot of sense if you don't know what they're talking about - Jim Lahey <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:963612840] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Look on the bright side, at least i'm not your roommate. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 03/20/22 5:21:33 PM #25:	I have a good line for you to use but you're going to have to buy a MAC-11. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:963613429] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>I have a good line for you to use but you're going to have to buy a MAC-11. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 03/20/22 5:25:34 PM #26:	Only one person gave the proper response, sad --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:963613528] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Only one person gave the proper response, sad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 03/20/22 5:28:16 PM #27:	Who tha heck only eats half a box of MacnCheese? --- Intel 486, Integrated videocard, 16MB RAM, 64MB HD, 3 1/4 inch floppy <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:963613591] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Who tha heck only eats half a box of MacnCheese? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AngelicRadiance 03/20/22 5:29:12 PM #28:	I wouldn't take your mac and cheese Harpie, you'd give it to me :D --- http://large.horse <cite>AngelicRadiance posted [p:963613625] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't take your mac and cheese Harpie, you'd give it to me :D </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jabodie 03/20/22 5:29:15 PM #29:	Be petty and keep it in your room --- <insert sig here> <cite>Jabodie posted [p:963613627] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Be petty and keep it in your room </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoundGarden 03/20/22 5:34:34 PM #30:	Force them to eat an entire box. Dry. They can put the powder on if they want, but no boiling of noodles or adding any liquid. Just dump that box of dry noodles into a bowl and make em chow down --- "You go. I'm just going to stare at the lake and think about how I almost just killed a baby." <cite>PoundGarden posted [p:963613748] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Force them to eat an entire box. Dry. They can put the powder on if they want, but no boiling of noodles or adding any liquid. Just dump that box of dry noodles into a bowl and make em chow down </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta_MAX 03/20/22 5:40:29 PM #31:	I can buy you some, babe --- I'm Veggeta X's alt <cite>Veggeta_MAX posted [p:963613884] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>I can buy you some, babe </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alucard188 03/20/22 5:41:48 PM #32:	You staying in your room now will just make it easier for them to eat your Kraft Dinner. Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds. --- Face it Cloud is a gaming icon and has appered in lots of games while mario has only appeared in 2 games sunshine and 64~xSlashbomBx <cite>Alucard188 posted [p:963613917] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>You staying in your room now will just make it easier for them to eat your Kraft Dinner. Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 03/20/22 5:45:05 PM #33:	Harpie posted... what the FUCK The box was open! Half empty because I eat half a box at a time! CLEARLY MINE. After I RANTED TO HER ABOUT THE OTHER ROOMMATE DOING IT she went and BETRAYED me. I caught her in the act of cooking and she was like teehee sorry! I got hungry and I dont wanna go shopping! Im genuinely pissed now. Its staying in my room from now on jfc I have a perfect idea. When they have food, even stuff like restaurant leftovers, give some away to homeless people. If they confront you, tell them you did that and say "I wanted to feed a hungry homeless person but didn't feel like going shopping." They can't really argue against that gesture and you're guilty tripping them on 2 levels in a way. Then suggest "Why don't we make a deal. None of us take any food from another without permission whether it is for our own consumption or for someone else." --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:963613990] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Harpie posted... </cite> <quote>what the FUCK The box was open! Half empty because I eat half a box at a time! CLEARLY MINE. After I RANTED TO HER ABOUT THE OTHER ROOMMATE DOING IT she went and BETRAYED me. I caught her in the act of cooking and she was like teehee sorry! I got hungry and I dont wanna go shopping! Im genuinely pissed now. Its staying in my room from now on jfc</quote> I have a perfect idea. When they have food, even stuff like restaurant leftovers, give some away to homeless people. If they confront you, tell them you did that and say "I wanted to feed a hungry homeless person but didn't feel like going shopping." They can't really argue against that gesture and you're guilty tripping them on 2 levels in a way. Then suggest "Why don't we make a deal. None of us take any food from another without permission whether it is for our own consumption or for someone else." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 03/20/22 5:46:16 PM #34:	What the fuck? Also this Alucard188 posted... Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds. --- Not changing this signature until Austin Theory wins a championship. <cite>AirFresh posted [p:963614017] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>What the fuck? Also this Alucard188 posted... </cite> <quote>Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedLuigi 03/20/22 5:52:03 PM #35:	Why dont you get like a small container or cabinet for your stuff for your room? --- It's-a-me! Green Mario! _Stuff_ posted "I love u red Luigi girl" <cite>RedLuigi posted [p:963614147] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Why dont you get like a small container or cabinet for your stuff for your room? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Steffenfield 03/20/22 6:03:11 PM #36:	Alucard188 posted... You staying in your room now will just make it easier for them to eat your Kraft Dinner. Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds. Someone explain to me why there shouldn't be an option to block and ignore a mod on this site. Really tired of having to see your constant ignorant posts here. :/ .... Sorry that happened to you again Harpie. Be careful with how much you tolerate on this, because you are teaching them how to treat you. <cite>Steffenfield posted [p:963614393] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Alucard188 posted... </cite> <quote>You staying in your room now will just make it easier for them to eat your Kraft Dinner. Assert your dominance by literally pissing in their beds.</quote>Someone explain to me why there shouldn't be an option to block and ignore a mod on this site. Really tired of having to see your constant ignorant posts here. :/ .... Sorry that happened to you again Harpie. Be careful with how much you tolerate on this, because you are teaching them how to treat you. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeadPipeCinche 03/20/22 6:16:52 PM #37:	Who makes HALF A BOX of Mac & Cheese? <cite>LeadPipeCinche posted [p:963614701] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Who makes HALF A BOX of Mac & Cheese? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Machete 03/20/22 6:42:18 PM #38:	Half a box can be done 2 ways but both are annoying to me. One way is to somehow measure out 2 portions of everything and put 1 back in the box, but I don't like having to do that. 2nd way is to make it all and just eat about half. But then 2nd meal isn't as good because reheated is never as good when it comes to any kind of pasta imo (except maybe lasagna if reheated wrapped in foil in oven. Seems to be just as good as initally made). I just get annies and cracker barrel. Annies is perfect size per box. Cracker barrel has more pasta and the sauce is much richer and heavier. Easier to split into 2 though being a cram instead of powder. Whole box is a bit much but if I don't finish it, I usually just wrap what's left and have a snack cold a bit later. --- I do not receive notifications, so using the @ feature will not do anything. I might see your post and respond though if I have already been in the topic. <cite>Machete posted [p:963615260] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Half a box can be done 2 ways but both are annoying to me. One way is to somehow measure out 2 portions of everything and put 1 back in the box, but I don't like having to do that. 2nd way is to make it all and just eat about half. But then 2nd meal isn't as good because reheated is never as good when it comes to any kind of pasta imo (except maybe lasagna if reheated wrapped in foil in oven. Seems to be just as good as initally made). I just get annies and cracker barrel. Annies is perfect size per box. Cracker barrel has more pasta and the sauce is much richer and heavier. Easier to split into 2 though being a cram instead of powder. Whole box is a bit much but if I don't finish it, I usually just wrap what's left and have a snack cold a bit later.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 03/20/22 10:50:32 PM #39:	Throw their food in the trash and put gorilla glue into their shampoo --- "May the Father of Understanding guide you." http://error1355.com/ce/Lordgold666.html <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:963620958] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Throw their food in the trash and put gorilla glue into their shampoo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbowaffles 03/20/22 10:52:48 PM #40:	Hide your mac and cheese in your room under your bed. --- Don't listen to people who only see your mistakes. <cite>Turbowaffles posted [p:963620999] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>Hide your mac and cheese in your room under your bed. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joe40001 03/20/22 11:17:45 PM #41:	What kind of psychos steal their roommate's stuff? Anything they take, charge them at least twice what it costs. If they complain, point out how they never had your permission in the first place. Then they might wise-up. If people with low morals get away with their actions, they might just keep doing it. It sucks that there are unprincipled people. --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori http://i.imgur.com/TheGsZ9.gif <cite>joe40001 posted [p:963621461] in I'm losing... [t:79951407]...</cite> <quote>What kind of psychos steal their roommate's stuff? Anything they take, charge them at least twice what it costs. If they complain, point out how they never had your permission in the first place. Then they might wise-up. If people with low morals get away with their actions, they might just keep doing it. It sucks that there are unprincipled people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > I'm losing my mind my OTHER ROOMMATE IS ALSO EATING MY MAC AND CHEESE CE